A Dedication to James Potter
(Sing to the tune of "Dominick the Christmas Donkey")
Hey! Chingedy Ching!
(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)
It's Prongs the Zombie Reindeer!
Chingedy Ching!
(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)
The British Zombie Reindeer!
(Mruawh-mruawh-mrauwh, Mruawh, Mruawh, Mruawh!
Mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh~
Mruawh, Mruawh, Mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh
BRAINS.)
Dumbly's got a little friend,
His name is Mr. Prongs.
The cutest little reindeer,
He never kicks his paws.
When Dumbly visits his students,
With Mr. Prongs he'll be.
Because the snakes, they cannot
Climb the stairs of Gryffindee!
Hey! Chingedy Ching!
(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)
It's Prongs the Zombie Reindeer!
Chingedy Ching!
(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)
The British Zombie Reindeer!
(Mruawh-mruawh-mrauwh, Mruawh, Mruawh, Mruawh!
Mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh~
Mruawh, Mruawh, Mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh
BRAINS.)
Dungbombs all around his feet
The Cloak upon his back.
Hey! Look at the map between his teeth
It's time for a prank attack!
Some ink pellets for Lucie,
and Fanged Frisbees for Snivvie
Thanks to his map, he won't be caught
By his dearest Lily!
Hey! Chingedy Ching!
(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)
It's Prongs the Zombie Reindeer!
Chingedy Ching!
(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)
The British Zombie Reindeer!
(Mruawh-mruawh-mrauwh, Mruawh, Mruawh, Mruawh!
Mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh~
Mruawh, Mruawh, Mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh
BRAINS.)
Gryffees sing and clap their hands
And Prongsie starts to dance.
The Slytherins complain and so
He fills their shoes with ants.
Lucie shrieks and runs away
And Snivvie starts to faint.
Cause Prongs kissed Evans on the cheek
Since he knows Snivvie cain't!
Hey! Chingedy Ching!
(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)
It's Prongs the Zombie Reindeer!
Chingedy Ching!
(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)
The British Zombie Reindeer!
(Mruawh-mruawh-mrauwh, Mruawh, Mruawh, Mruawh!
Mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh~
Mruawh, Mruawh, Mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh-mruawh
BRAINS.)
Hey! Mr. Prongs! Mischief Managed!
(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)
(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)
(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)
(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)
(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)
(Mruawh-mruawh! Mruawh-mruawh!)