A Killer Walks into a Bar

by Bane of Shinigami

Namikaze Naruto isn't a known Jinchuuriki. He doesn't even know it himself. However, the drums of war are sounding and the Sandaime Hokage must call upon every resource at his disposal, including one rebellious, seductive sleeper agent. Konoha meet...Namikaze Naruto.

1. Prologue

Bane of Shinigami

Fanfiction

22 December 2012

A Killer Walks into a Bar

Hatake Kakashi grunted as he slid into what was now his stool; ordering a bottle of sake, he took in his surroundings. Kakashi observed the blonde haired bartender who gave him his drink. The man had shockingly intense, electric blue eyes for someone who couldn't be a day over sixteen. The added effect of the whiskers that graced the young man's cheeks made for quite an exotic figure. The bartender retreated from Yahiko's piercing gaze, his face flickering with emotion suddenly. The bartender's face settled on one emotion: uncertainty.

He spoke, "The Old Man finally sent you to get me, Kakashi?"

Kakashi doesn't respond. He watches the object of his mission lean back against the bar, sensually take out a cigarette, and light the cancer-stick with a flicker of chakra. Smoke is inhaled and slithers out of the young blonde's lips. Long hair settles around the blonde like a lion's mane, and Kakashi is reminded why the mission to recall this renegade falls to him: very few people in the world would have a chance of getting out alive if the confrontation became physical. Kakashi leans back, his one visible eye smiling while taking in the seductive figure in front of him.

"Hokage-sama has requested your presence at the Chunnin exams. He believe there are…complications."

"Since when do mere complications require me to leave my civilian life?"

Kakashi's eye hardened. He did not like being played with. He glared at the blonde in front of him. "You are a sleeper agent, Namikaze Naruto. And you would do well to remember it."

The now-named Naruto hissed and jerks back in response at the revealing of his status and full name. Rage floods his features, but he looks at the impassive Kakashi and reigns in his emotions. He regards the man who he sees as an uncle with a grudging respect. Naruto sticks out his hand and utters one word, "Give."

Kakashi reaches into his Jounin vest and tosses a scroll to the bartender.

"Blood seals…this must actually be important." Naruto glances up from where he caught the scroll to see that he is speaking to air: Kakashi is already gone.