Fanfiction Trouble Disclaimer: I do not own Getbackers.
Akapane stared at the computer, tears
trickling down his face.
"My... my image...*sob*... is *sob*...
completely ruined... *sob sob*... by those fools... *sob*.... I've ....*sob*....
never done .....*sob*.....anything to them..... *sob sob*...Why me? sob...
WHY ME?! Wah ah ah ah ah!"
Kagami popped out of thin air. "Who
dares to make my koibito cry?! Stand out and fight! Feel the wrath of Kagami!!"
"I... I was making love to Ginji in
this fic!" Akapane cried into Kagami's arms.
Kagami was outraged. "Amano Ginji!!"
"Yes, did someone call me?" Ginji
appeared along with Ban. Kagami glared at them.
"Look at this!" He pointed at the
computer. Ban and Ginji looked.
"AH WAH AH AH AH AH AH!!" Ban yelled
and Ginji sobbed in fright. Akapane cried even harder.
"Shame," he muttered between sobs."Utter
shame!"
"Don't you mind, koi,"Kagami promised.
"We'll get the ones who did this!"
Out of curiosity, Ban clicked on a
link...
...And ended up looking at a Kakei-rape-Makubex
fic.
"Ahhhhhh!! Makubex!!! Kakei!!!!! Look
at this!!!!!!!!"
Makubex and Kakei turned up accompanied
by Sakura and Kazuki.
"What is it?" Eight heads crowded
around the computer.
In a few seconds...
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Makubex was red, Kakei was white,
Sakura was green, and Kazuki was purple.
After another few seconds...
"We'll get back at those bastards!"
Makubex clicked at another link in
fury. "Those @*%#(%* fanfic writers...Ah?"
He was looking at a ShidoXBan fic.
Ban yelled, "SHIDOOOOO!!!!!!"
Shido appeared with Madoka and Mozart
at his side. After he took a look at that fic...
"OUTRAGEOUS!!!!"
After that, they chanced upon a RenXKazuki
fic.
"No way!" Emishi yelled, hugging Ren
tight. "Ren-chan is mine!!!" Ren, for once, wasn't shouting at him. "How
dare they!!!!"
"And here's a HevnXBan fic," Makubex,
who had been sifting through the fics, annouced.
Himiko popped out of thin air along
with Hevn.
"Impossible." Himiko looked fairly
dangerous.
"Revenge... Revenge..."All the Getbackers
characters whispered, their battle auras getting stronger and stronger.
A cup of water freezed.
At that moment...
News reporter: The temperature in XXXXX has suddenly
dropped to 0 Celsius.
Makubex cackled evilly. " I've invented
a device that will get us to the ones who did this..."
Everyone laughed shrilly.
"Minna, let's go kill someone!" Makubex
shouted and they were sucked into the computer.
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A few fanfiction writers were planning
the next fic.
"How 'bout a HimikoXHevn?"
"Nah, too common. I say we do a AkapaneXGinji
again. Those were really popular!"
"We've done too many of those. I vote
a KakeiXSakura would be best."
"Ok, let's start... AH?!"
Several dark figures had appeared
out of their computer. Eyes gleaming wickedly, all of them shouted.
"Thundershock!" Ginji.
"Snake-bite!" Ban.
"Scroll of attack- thirty five! Rain-drops!"
Kazuki.
"Flying needles!" Kakei.
"Cloth Attack!!" Sakura.
"Wire Doll System!!" Makubex.
"Diamond Dance!!" Kagami.
"Crimson Cross!!" Akapane.
"Dried Bat Attack!!"Ren.
"Roran Butou Ben!" Emishi.
"Fire Poison Perfume!!" Himiko.
"Breast Attack!" Hevn.
"Imitation of Hungry Wolf!!" Shido.
"Violin Attack!" Madoka.
"*growl**growl*" Mozart.
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Blood was spilled everywhere, on the
floor, keyboard, monitor, CPU, printer, modem, chairs, ceiling, ceiling-fan,
walls, door...
Cackling evilly, all of them left
through the blood-stained computer, leaving a few chunks of charred, bloody,
human flesh behind....
What is to become of the future of
us fanfiction writers?! T.T
KU KU KU KU...
Ah?!
HE HE HE HE...
HELP!!!!!
MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!! DIE!!!!!!!!
AH!!!!!!!!
*screen goes blank*