Heyy ya'll just thought I'd stop by with this little story, I got it off of Family Guy, someone on Youtube sent it to me, and I thought it was pretty darn funny! And as a side note, 'Brad' is not real person, so, yeah.
*Que the American Idol theme song riiiggghhhhttttt*
NOW!
"Hey Brad!" a young women named Brittany (Yes: Brittany MILLER lol) said, walking up to brad, her now Ex boyfriend. "Oh Britt… hey! Hey listen, I hope your feeling alright about that little talk we had the other day… you know, about us being just friends and all…" Brad said, frowning slightly. She smiled sweetly. "Oh, yeah, no I'm fine! I'm fine! And hey, I- I wanted to thank you for being so great to me" she turned her head to look the other way, crouching down to pull a white box out of the book-bag she was carrying. "So, I baked you a pie!" Brittany said cheerfully- despite the fact that she couldn't cook. Brad beamed. "That looks, delicious!!!" he gasped. We went inside his house and Brittany got him a plate, cutting a big piece off for him. He grabbed a fork and took a bite, he gasped again. Brittany smiled. "This is good! What's in there?!" he asked. Brittany blushed as she read the list of ingredients to him, remembering the things off of the top her head. "Well, there's some apples, and some cinnamon… and my hair…" Brad's gasping cut her off. "What?" he asked in disbelief. Brittany's smile only slightly faded. "My hair is in the pie brad." She paused. "And now, it's inside of you, part of me is inside of you" she grabbed Brad by his collar. "Do you feel me brad? Do you feel me, inside of you!?" Brittany asked, glaring, her smile, a frown now. She stepped back, walking away. She was gone, out of his house, gone. Alvin ran in. the two were roommates. "Ohhh ya got some pie... Eh?" Alvin stated. "Can I have a piece??" he asked eagerly. Brad shrugged, looking at the door were Sophie left. "Uhhh, sure?" he said. "Let me have some of that cool wHHip." Alvin said, nodding towards the container where the cool whip was. Brad looked at him. "What' you say?" Brad asked. Alvin shook his head in disbelief. "You can't have a pie without cool wHHip," he said again. "Cool wHHip" Brad tried. "Yeah, cool wHHip, yeah" Alvin said; nodding. "Ya mean: Cool whip" Brad asked, truly dumbfounded! "Yeah! Cool wHHip" "Cool whip" "cool wHHip" "Your sayin' it weird! Why are you putting so much essays on the 'H'?" Brad asked, YET AGAIN. "What are you talking about?!?! I'm just saying it: cool wHHip! Ya put cool wHHip on pie, pie tastes better with cool wHHip!" "Say 'Whip'" Brad pushed. "Whip" Alvin replied. "Now say: Cool whip!" "Cool wHHip" "Cool whip" ""Cool wHHip" "Cool whip" "cool wHHip" Alvin said smartly. Brad got fed up, remembering what Brittany said, he yelled. "YOUR EATING HAIR!!!!!!!!" he screamed in annoyance! Alvin spit it out immediately, running for a drink of water.
*Now, play the end theme songs for something like: Tom and Jerry*
A/N: ok, so if you noticed that a spot where Britt talks, the name 'Sophie' is there, don't worry, I am not losing my marbles! That was the girls name, that I thought of using first, then I thought it would be really funny if it was Brittany instead, LOL, so hope you laugh when you read it!