Title: Happily Never After
Author: Skaldic
Disclaimer: I own neither the Buffyverse nor Labyrinth.
Universe: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Labyrinth
Rating: R
Summary: "A match made in hell, wouldn't you say, darling?" JarethxFaith Drabbles.
Warnings: Dark themes. Consent issues.
A/N: An old (about ten years) drabble series. I might decide to write a full-fledged story out of it.
"So, what's your story?"
Jareth looked up to see eerily familiar brown hair; as always, the face wasn't even close to the one he wished to see.
Casting a glance around the empty subway tunnel, Jareth sighed. He never knew that mortals had places so drab and cold. It reminded him of his castle, in a way. His castle that now lay in ruins due to six careless words spoken by an equally careless child.
"C'mon, Tinkerbell," the woman said as she crouched down beside to him. "Talk to me. I ain't got nothin' better to do and you look like you're about to cross the third rail."
"I'm not suicidal."
"The other fairies fly to Neverland without you?"
Jareth raised an eyebrow.
The woman pointed at his clothing and grinned. "You're either from an outdated hair band that just won't die or you're packin' wings under all that glitter."
[150 words]