El Camach 6: 22 July 2009 w
JKR, not me.
Poem version of a Fred/George/Ron slash. Got a giggle out of it, personally.
"Rainy Day Men Numbers 22 & 7"*
Once on a time, with frogs, bats & lizards,
There lived in the Burrow a family of wizards.
Here in this house there truly lived nine
(But please do not worry; they all fit just fine).
Arthur was father and a mom named Molly,
Kids: Bill & Charlie and Percy made three.
Then came the twins, Fred and George, quite a pair
Then Ron and Ginevra, all nine with red hair!
But one day it passed, there was nothing to do.
It was raining outside and the kids said "Poo poo!"
Then Fred said to George, as they sat in their room,
"What can we do, to lessen the gloom?"
"Oh me and oh my!" shouted George with much glee.
"Sex is more fun with not two but with three!"
"What fun!" exclaimed Fred, with an air of delight.
"But who shall we choose?" They both thought with much might.
"Bill and Charlie have gone and Percy's a bore,
Ginny's too little, so that leaves just one more!"
"Ron!" They both called, with joy in their voice.
He arrived & they pounced on him; he had no choice!
"Geroff me, you guys!" yelled Ron with much haste,
But George and Fred ignored him; there was no time to waste.
Fred took off Ron's trousers, and George his jumper,
Soon all three were naked, with clothes thrown asunder.
With kissing and touching and hands on the bum,
It wasn't too long before all three had come.
"Good grief!" shouted George. "Merlin's beard!" then cried Fred.
"If mum were to see us, we all would be dead!"
The three dressed with such speed, it really was frightening,
Still outside they heard thunder and saw lots of lightning.
None said a word of their little encounter,
And, whenever they spoke, it just turned into laughter.
For the three of them knew that whenever it rained,
They would find ways to stay entertained.
(*Title inspired by Bob Dylan's "Rainy Day Women #12 and 35")