Lincoln's Bizarre Journey - Kujo Jotaro Meets Lincoln Loud?
Well, I have started rereading part 5 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and I had another brain blast. This goes along with the "Lincoln is Adopted" theory (I know it has been debunked, but whatever). What if Lincoln was Dio Brando's son? To accomplish this, I have to do some weird things to the placement of events. Lincoln is now born in 1986, after Giorno is born, but before Dio's other sons are born. The Loud House cast is born around Lincoln's birth for their respective ages. Second, I am bumping technology up so that computers and cell phones are common, just because it makes it easier for me to write. One last thing, I am giving stand users the basic ability of being able to speak (and only speak) the native tongue of the land just to make things easier.
In the terms of Loud House, it takes place in 1997 (two years before Diamond is Unbreakable) about two weeks after a darker turn during the events of No Such Luck (man, this episode just will not be forgotten about) where Lincoln is unable to convince his family that he is not bad luck and is forced to stay outside. This causes Lincoln's Stand to partially awaken to give him a defense against the outside as well as a way for Lincoln to get food and clothing from his house. While this is happening, his Stand starts to affect Royal Woods catching the attention of the Speedwagon Foundation who sends Jotaro to investigate.
I do not own Loud House or Jojo's Bizarre Adventure or any song name used as a Stand Name. If I did, Jojo would be as popular as it is now as I don't think I can write Jotaro to be as near as cool as his is.
Legend
"Talking"
"Thought/Writing"
*Sound Effects*
"Stand Cries"
*Location; Relative Time*
Chapter Begin
*Loud House; Midnight*
It was a dark and cold night in Royal Woods, Michigan, and in an infamous house, all was quiet. Or it would be, if not for the sound of a jiggling doorknob in the kitchen. It continued to move back and forth before suddenly the door unlocked and opened. In stepped a bizarrely dressed slightly-muscled boy with spiky white hair, and a masculine face (similar to Donatello Versus) standing about 150 cm tall (roughly 5 feet tall). He had an unzipped orange vest with several pockets with white, metallic stars in various locations showing a light orange t-shirt underneath it with several holes shaped like spade suite, orange star patterned pants, and around his neck was a shield-like necklace with a star-shaped shuriken sticking out of it. (I like stars. Sue me. Also, Lincoln does not have his buck teeth, kinda messes with the good looking "JoJo").
"Man, I can't believe that they kicked me out just for some bad luck. I mean sure I lied, but there is no reason to treat me this badly. It's been two weeks already. I'm surprised I haven't caught anything yet. Granted, I never got sick before, but that's beside the point," Lincoln Loud, middle child of the Loud House, mumbled to himself as he began to rummage through the pantries and fridge unaware of the silverware and pots floating behind him. Quickly, he grabbed all that he needed before heading out towards where he was staying.
*Abandoned House*
Ten minutes later, Lincoln arrived at a run down house about two miles carrying his loot. It was a small house barely ten meters in area that was barely standing. It shouldn't be standing, but ever since Lincoln started to stay here, the metal foundation started to become stronger and less likely to collapse. Lincoln went through the front door, and set down the soda and chips that he managed to grab.
"Man, I hope that things become different soon. I don't think I can continue living like this for much longer. I would be dead, if not for my powers. I better get to bed, the weekend is over tomorrow," the young boy said as he settled down to bed and quickly fell asleep. As he dreamt of a better life, he was unaware of the spectral body that pulled a small chip out of Lincoln's neck and inserted into its own body or the metallic object fusing with the support beams around him.
*Royal Woods Airport; Two weeks later, Sunday 6 AM*
"Yare Yare, this is such a rotten role I have to play," said a towering male men dressed in a large white suit and trench coat with a hat that seemed to fuse with his hair. (I apologize if Jotaro sounds stupid. I cannot write him as he is such a different character).
"Excuse me, are you Kujo Jotaro?" A man dressed in a basic white suit with the Speedwagon Foundation logo on the front. When Jotaro nodded, the man provided him a small packet of papers paperclipped together. "This is the paperwork that briefs you on where you are staying and what you shall be doing during your stay here. Have a good day and please be careful. Bizarre things have been happening in Royal Woods," the man said before making to leave.
"Can you tell me what kind of things are happening?" Jotaro asked.
"Everything you need to know is in those papers I gave you. Now if you will excuse me, I have about four other deliveries to make today," the man spoke before leaving.
"Yare Yare Daze." Jotaro stated before ruffling through papers.
Good morning, Jotaro. If you are reading this, you have successfully arrived at Royal Woods, Michigan. Reports of strange things have been happening there. In the past month, multiple buildings have been broken into with no signs of forced entry, metal has seemingly stripped itself from several of these buildings, and a run-down house has began to rebuild itself suddenly. Thankfully, nothing serious has been taken from any of the houses, the most that has been taken from a house is a laptop belonging to a family that has supposedly been stolen from 6 times and is known as the Loud House. The location of this phenomenon is the general area around Franklin Avenue in the suburban area.
We suspect that this is the work of a Stand. Whether or not it is an enemy or potential ally is unknown at this time. Your job is to investigate and stop the cause of this bizarre turn of events. The location of the house you are staying at is XXXX Franklin Avenue who is owned by a former Speedwagon Employee. He is out of town for the next few weeks, so you don't have to worry about any interference. It is right next door to the Loud House, so start there.
To help you blend in, you are going to be the guest speaker for the local zoo on marine biology for the next week starting Monday. Once that is done, you can act like you are on vacation, while you are looking for the Stand user. The topic and location of the zoo is written on the next page. We have arranged for the local school to bring a portions of the students and staff on various days to eliminate a good chunk of the potential Stand user. We wish you the best of luck in your endeavor.
The well dressed man pulled his hat to cover his eyes as he called a cab and began to ruffle through the packet of papers. It had a map of several locations marked, one of them being the Loud House, the location and key of his temporary residence, as well as the location of the zoo.
*Loud House; 10 am*
*Ding Dong*
Jotaro stood in front of the Loud House, waiting for someone to answer.
"Hello?" A young woman with a purple t-shirt with a skull pattern and purple plaid skirt asked looking through the door, only to turn her head up upon seeing the giant before her. "Good morning, dude. I've never seen you around the neighborhood. Are you new?"
"Yes, I am Kujo Jotaro, but please call me Jotaro. I am a Marine Biologist under the employ of the Speedwagon Foundation who has sent me here to give a lecture on aquatic life at the zoo this week. I will be in the area for a bit of time, so I figured I would get to know my neighbors," Jotaro explained.
"If you'll excuse me, I'll go get everyone else," the girl said before dashing inside leaving the door open. "Hey dudes, I got someone for you meet!" Jotaro heard the girl say before a stampede of girls came to the door. Soon standing behind the door was a group of 10 girls, each with various hair styles and personalities.
"Girls, this is Kujo Jotaro. He's going to be in the area for a while. Jotaro, meet my sisters," Luna said.
"This is Lori." The tallest girl waved before opening her phone.
"Leni." A girl with sunglasses on her head started looking around.
"Luan." A clownish girl with braces was pointed out next.
"Lynn." A sporty girl dribbling a ball briefly looked a Jotaro.
"Lucy, Lucy?" The punk girl looks around for her sister. "She's right there," Jotaro said pointing to the goth girl startling everyone.
"Anyway, these are Lana and Lola," She said pointing to a tomboy and a princess.
"Lisa." A short glasses wear girl bowed (she would know a way of greeting). "It is a pleasure to meet you Kujo-san. I quite enjoyed your thesis paper on plankton," She said.
"Lily." A babies giggle accompanied the greeting.
"And I am Luna. Please to meet you Mr. Jotaro." She said happily.
"This pleasure is all mine. May I come in?" He asked before walking inside after getting tentative nod from everyone.
"It is a very nice house you have, but something seems to be missing. Where is the boy in the pictures? He seemed close to you by the looks of it," Jotaro said.
"That's Lincoln, our brother. Don't worry about him. He's nothing but bad luck," Lynn said peeking around the man's towering form.
Jotaro said nothing, and instead continued to look at the photos. One in particular caught Jotaro's attention. It showed a flat haired young boy swimming in a small pool exposing his left shoulder and the purple mark.
"NANI!" Jotaro shouted catching the attention of Luna, Lynn, and Lucy.
"What's wrong!" Luna said rushing towards their guest.
"That birthmark on his shoulder, has your brother always had it?" He asked the family.
"For as long as we can remember, Lincoln has always had the star. Why do you ask." Luna said.
"This should not be possible. That star only exists in the Joestar bloodline. Do any of you have that birthmark?" Jotaro demanded. "This might be bigger than I thought. An unknown Joestar, possibly a Stand user, exists. How does he exist? Did the old man have a bastard son?"
"Sorry dude, only Lincoln has that mark," Luna spoke for everyone.
"Yare Yare. I'm sorry to ask, but are your parents home? I have some questions for them regarding Lincoln," Jotaro said regretfully. "I just know this is going to be an annoying conversation."
"What do you want with me?" A cool male voice asked from the stairs.
"What are you doing here, Stinkoln?" Lynn hissed.
"My name is Kujo Jotaro. I work for the Speedwagon Foundation as a marine biologist in training. I was sent here to both teach at the local zoo and look into the strange events happening in this town," Jotaro started surprising those listening. "But I am also a member of the Joestar, a family who has a defining purple star on their left shoulder. What I want to know is how you have a Joestar birthmark. Can you answer that, Lincoln Loud?" At this point, Jotaro was pointing at Lincoln and multiple objects were rattling around the two as the boy got angrier and angrier. Suddenly, a nail exploded from the wall and embedded itself in the wall right next to Jotaro's head creating a small crater behind his head.
"How about we take this somewhere private outside. Preferably somewhere without breakable objects." Jotaro suggested seemingly not even fazed by this attack. "For a brief moment, his Stand materialized. If I wasn't paying attention, I would have been hit. What's written on the nail, common cold"
"Fine. Follow me," Lincoln growled before walking up the stairs shortly followed by the man.
"What just happened!?" Lynn said. "One moment they were talking, the next moment a nail slammed into the wall!"
"Lincoln's guardian spirit has awakened. *Sigh* Now, nothing will get in his way," Lucy explained before she seemingly disappeared into the shadows of the room.
*Lincoln's Room*
After a quick moment of Lincoln removing the
"Alright, what do you want?" Lincoln snarled as the various objects started to rattle.
"I suppose I should explain myself again. I was sent here to find the cause of the thefts by the Speedwagon Foundation. They sent me here because I have experience dealing with what was potentially causing it. Imagine my surprise when not only were they right, but a potential Joestar was the one causing it." Jotaro calmly explained.
"Look, what you are saying is really interesting, but can you get to the point. I am really tired, and I still need to get most of my stuff out of that here," Lincoln shot out saying here like it was poison as he began to pack various items from his room into a bag.
"Yare Yare, I can't believe this role we are in. I'm saying this because you may be not even be a Loud. Your power and birthmark are the main reasons for this," Jotaro said.
"How do you know about my power?" Lincoln asked defensively as two metal action figures floated behind Lincoln and morphed into multiple nails.
"Calm down. I have my own power," Jotaro stated as a purple man appeared behind him. "What you have is called a Stand, the physical manifestation of your fighting spirit. Mine is called Star Platinum. Only other Stand users can see them and only a Stand can harm another Stand. I am not here to harm you, just stop you from doing anything you may regret. Right now, you only have partial control of your stand, so it needs to be trained. I need to ask your parents some questions and then I can help you with your Stand."
"GIRLS, WE'RE HOME!" A male voice called from down the stairs.
"Dad, you got to do something. Lincoln attacked a guest!" Lynn yelled frantically.
"I have to go. If I am seen here by my "parents," I am going to be in a fair amount of trouble." Lincoln said before going to his window and holding out his hand. There was a creaking sound, before a metal pole flew into his hand. "Please, find some answers for me, and meet me at the abandoned house. If you were sent to find me, you should know what I am talking about." With his piece said, Lincoln slid down the pole and disappeared down the street with the pole shifting into a drain pipe and reattaching to the wall as soon as Lincoln touched the ground.
"Hm, I'll give the kid some credit. He's resourceful," Jotaro commented before heading down the stairs hoping for some answers.
*Abandoned House, 1 hour later*
When Jotaro entered the house, he was surprised to find that while the outside looked poor, the inside well lit, and clean. Lincoln was laying on a couch reading a comic book. He looked up when he heard the door open. "Did you find anything out, Jotaro?" He asked.
"I found a few things out, but they were not good…"
*Loud House, 45 minutes ago*
It took a few minutes to calm the parents down and assure them that he was not attacked. After explaining his job and Lisa backing him up, he, Lynn Sr., and Rita Loud were seated at the kitchen table sipping at some tea.
"I am sorry for my intrusion, but what I saw may have a huge repercussion for my family. I have already spoken about this briefly with your daughters, but your son has something that only belongs to the Joestar family." Jotaro began as Lynn suddenly looked cross, and Rita looked worried.
"What did Lincoln do? I know he's bad luck, but we still took care of him regardless of any misfortune he gave this family!" Lynn practically screamed.
"Lynn, honey, stop it! Let's hear what he has to say, before we jump to any conclusions. Maybe Lincoln didn't steal anything from him" Rita begged getting a bad feeling from the man who basically appeared out of nowhere.
"No! This is the last straw! After all the trouble he has caused, he is not allowed in this house anymore!" Lynn declared.
"Are you sure about that? Your wife is right, you know. Lincoln didn't steal anything from my family, but instead has a purple star birthmark that belongs to my family. This leads me to my reason for why I am here. Based on how you are talking, you do not consider Lincoln your son. So I must ask, Mrs. Loud, is Lincoln adopted or the result of a one night stand with a member of the Joestar family?" Jotaro explained.
There was silence as what Jotaro said sunk in. Lynn looked furious, while Rita curled into herself looking scared.
"What right do you have to come into my house and ask these questions!?" Lynn yelled getting up and grabbing Jotaro's shirt.
"SIT DOWN! I am only asking because the answer to this question may completely change my family. The Joestar's are a wealthy family and my Grandfather is getting along in his years. Soon, he will have left this world and the inheritance will have to be distributed. He is an idiotic old man, but he cares too much for his family. If Lincoln has any relation to the Joestars, Joseph Joestar will add him to his will and welcome him with open arms. I must know otherwise I will have to get into contact with my employers, the Speedwagon Foundation, who will take more drastic measures to find the truth. Measures that will cost you a lot of money." Jotaro stated pushing Lynn to sit down.
"I understand," Rita whispered.
"Rita, what are you talking about? I was there when Lincoln was born." Lynn said confused.
"You know that is not true! I have kept silent for years, but no more! You threatened to beat me if I told anyone, and I have kept quiet for the sake of my family. Lynn is not Lincoln's father. It's why he doesn't like him. I met his father when I got into a pretty large fight with Lynn, but I do not know who he was as he never told me his name. In fact, I can't remember much of what happened that night. It was like someone erased my memories. When I returned home, I was still mad at Lynn, so imagine my surprise when I found out I was pregnant a month later." Rita explained.
"Can you remember what he looked like? Anything will do," Jotaro calmly asked.
"The only thing I can remember was that he had blond hair, and a strange scar around his neck. Does that help any?" Rita asked hopefully.
"It does. I believe I now know who he is, but I will need to double check some things out first. I will get into contact with you when I find my answers. I hope you have a good day, Mrs. Loud," Jotaro said ignoring the fuming mad Lynn. Just as he was about to leave, a vase was thrown at the Jotaro. He quickly caught the vase and set it down.
MENACING
Jotaro turned to look at the cowering Lynn. His hat covered his eyes and he was ready to attack. He took a deep breath and started walking.
"It would be ill advised to attack me again. I have fought and beaten many people who were far stronger than you. If you attack me again, I can't guarantee that you will be able to walk."
*Present*
"So my mom had a one night stand with someone? Do you know who is my father?" Lincoln asked comic forgotten.
"I have my suspicions, but I'm going to need a blood sample to double check. You're taking this awfully well for someone who just learned their mother cheated on their father." Jotaro commented.
"I've never really fit into my family, and Lynn never really treated me well. Sure he would act like a caring father in front of others, but he would always look angry at me for some reason. At least mom still cares about me, though I never suspected Lynn to threaten to beat her. I guess this explains why neither of them stood up for me last month." Lincoln said nonchalantly. "I truthfully have always wanted to leave, Royal Woods. While it has never been boring, I have always been interested in the rest of the world."
"Hold out your arm," Jotaro said pulling out a needle. "I need a small amount of blood to send to my employers. I've already called them so there messenger will pick it up in a little bit. They'll have the results before the end of the week. After that, we'll figure out what to do with you. I will not let you live out here with no support." Jotaro said drawing blood from Lincoln arm and carrying it out to a window attaching a note to it. The flapping of wings was heard before a pigeon grabbed the vial.
"They certainly are quick." Lincoln commented. "Can you tell me about who you think my father was?"
"Yare Yare, I was afraid you would ask that. Before I say anything else, know that besides Stands, there are other forms of power out there. You're father was a vampire who took over the body of my great-great-grandfather, Jonathan Joestar. He was my families greatest enemy." Jotaro told the young boy before noticing his crestfallen face. "Lincoln, I will say this once, you are not your father, DIO. In fact from what I have seen, you take more after Jonathan than DIO. You chose to walk away from your sisters instead of attacking them. That shows mercy, something DIO lacked."
"Thanks, Jotaro. You have no idea how much I needed to hear that. Finding out my father might have been an evil vampire is very disheartening. Can you tell me about your family, instead?" Lincoln asked relieved.
*3 hours later*
"It's getting late. Do you want anything to eat?" Lincoln asked looking outside.
"I'll be okay. I need to head back. Your school is going to have a field trip on Friday. I'll write a note for you to meet me at the Lunch hall at 1100. At that point, I will have everything I need to know to confirm if DIO is your father and have a plan regarding your living situation." Jotaro told Lincoln who nodded.
"Good night, Jotaro. I'll see you Friday." Lincoln said before going inside.
Jotaro continued to walk away until Lincoln's house was out of sight. He pulled out a cell phone and dialed a number. He let it ring for a little before it was picked up.
"Jotaro, is this true? Did DIO actually have a son?" An old man's voice called out.
"You can relax, old man. While Lincoln is DIO's son, he is a very kind boy. He share's almost nothing with DIO. I don't know what to do about his living situation though. He's living in an abandoned house with nothing but soda and chips to sustain himself with," Jotaro said.
"You sound awfully attached to him. I'm surprised that you let down your guard so much," Joseph said.
"Maybe it was because he has is too much like me, unwilling to share anything about himself, that makes me willing to share," Jotaro explained unsure.
"Ahh, you mentioned that he is staying in an abandoned building. How's he doing that?" Joseph mentioned.
"It's his Stand. Lincoln has the ability to manipulate metal objects and something else. Earlier, his Stand attacked me with a nail, but on the nail was the words, "common cold." Do you think his Stand has another ability?" Jotaro asked.
"It wouldn't be surprising. Some stands do have multiple abilities that tie it together. Back to Lincoln's living situation, why don't offer to take Lincoln in?" Joseph suggested.
"What are you talking about, old man?" Jotaro yelled.
"Here me out, you are never home because you fear that any remnants of DIO's followers are going to attack your family. With Lincoln, you can have extra protection for Jolyne and your wife. You like Lincoln, and didn't Jolyne say she wanted a sibling?" Joseph asked.
"I suppose you have a point. I'll do it, but on one condition. You need to let us move in so we can look after you. You're starting to forget things," Jotaro told him.
"I was afraid you would say that. Fine, Suzie Q will be delighted to have Jolyne over, and as my primary heir you will need to learn how to run the Joestar business," Joseph reasoned.
"Yare Yare, you got yourself a deal. I will get into contact with the Foundation. You can explain the situation to Grandma. I'll have everything ready in about two weeks," Jotaro said.
"Okay, I'll see you then," he said ending the call.
"I better get to work," Jotaro said calling another number.
To be continued.
So how do you like this? I started writing this because I got an idea for my ideal Stand. And since I was rereading Vento Aureo, I got the idea to apply that Stand to Lincoln. I know that some of the characters may seem out of place, but I tried my best.
Ok, now I need ideas for additional Stands and potential users (be they OCs or characters from Loud House). I need a Song inspired name (provide reference), design and general power. I will get into contact with you if I like the idea. Please don't be insulted if I don't like your idea.
Before I leave, I will say I gave enough information to give the basis of Lincoln's Stand ability, though I will say the name of his Stand is based on a Weird Al song. It's not a parody song so look for his more original songs. I wonder if anyone is going to be able to guess it. Good luck and Arrivederci.