Hello, I am Argus Hakan. After my last trial, (read Hexepta - Ghost Hack)I have frankly gone of the many ways of my school. I pretended not to care at the time, but the victim of that case was the man I respected the most, he was more than any father I had, and my love for him goes truly to the realms of homosexuality. I only managed to pull through that case with the fear of having myself locked up behind jail bars, but now that life is back to being otherwise normal, I am absolutely devastated.
That is why I am switching schools; to Hopes Peak Academy.
Now, as an absolute and unconditional policy, Hope's Peak Academy do not accept applications. This would mean that any normal student would not be at all able to join this school, no matter how much they wanted. But my case is different; over the past few years, they have repeatedly been pestering me to join, as they greatly wanted my vast intellect to be with them.
However, I well and truly loved my school, and the school court system they use is unique in the world. As prestigious as Hope's Peak Academy may be, [PREVIOUS SCHOOL] was just as grand, if not more so. I am to be accepted as the Ultimate Defense Attorney. As sad as it shall be to say goodbye to all my many friends, this is for the better, for the sake of Hope!
I arrived at the school gates. I have no idea who my classmates shall be, or what cool and wacky talents they may have, and boy do I sure look forward to finding out! I stepped inside the school...

...and felt the dread of despair in my stomach as I lost consciousness.

I woke up in a classroom. Hmm, how on Earth did I get here?! I decided it'd be best to look around a bit, in case I'm supposed to be waiting here. To my left were some boarded up windows. I pulled at them with all the force I could output from my hand, but to no avail. Additionally, there also appeared to be a monitor of some kind, and also a few security cameras. I walked out of the room, and as I stepped outside, I found everyone else.
In total, there were supposed to be 16 of us here, including me, but at present there were only 11. It seemed nobody else knew what was happening.
"Hi I'm Hemlock Ultimate Mastermind" said Hemlock, the Ultimate Mastermind, introducing himself. "I just want to get that out of the way right now, but I can assure y'all that I did nothing bad here, it wasn't me!"
"A likely story. And do you have evidence to support that claim, Mr Hemlock?" Asked Phoenix Wright Ultimate Poker Player, who has apparently never lost a single game.
"I don't," said Hemlock, "But I honestly am not. If I was to really be the mastermind, would I really be going by "Ultimate Mastermind"?"
"Yes that does seem a little odd," squeaked AceHexeptaFan, the """"""""Ultimate"""""""" Fanfiction writer.
"Shut up, imbecile!" ordered Pedro Dock-Finch, Ultimate Elitist. He wore an incredible cape, on which were bestowed several thousand badges acknowledging all his elite accomplishments, like the time when he got into the WC or the time when he had a JD Degree Degree. As the badges glimmered in the light, they were truly impressive.
"Please stop with the shouting," magiced Himiko Yumeno, the Ultimate Magician.
"Yes please" cried AceHexeptaFan since he was scared.
"So guys, anyone able to work out what is happening?" asked AceHexeptaFan.
"I know exactly what is happening," said God, the Ultimate Theological Deity.
"HOLD IT!" I shouted, at the same instant as Phoenix, "What do you know?" I interjected quickly.
"You can find the truth yourself, my children" said God.
"Ok" said Apollo Ultimate Dumbass.
"I'll help you investigate," I told the others, "This is the kind of thing I do for a living!"
"Me too," said Phoenix, "Together we shall find the Truth!"
"Likewise" said Apollo.
We all headed out of the hall and into the gymnasium...