Here are twenty of the many ways to annoy Arya, the elf.
1. Insist she is a 'tree hugger'.
2. Call her a 'weirdo-terian'
(A.N: No offense meant to vegetarians, only Arya)
3. Say she has a crush on Eragon.
4. Insist that she read a love note that Eragon gave her.
5. Write a love poem about Eragon, and say you found it in her rooms.
6. Tell her Murtagh likes her.
7. Insist that meat is better for you than vegetables.
8. Say that Durza took a liking to her when he captured her.
9. Tell her to take egg carrying lessons from the Easter Bunny.
10. Tell her, her ears aren't pointy enough.
11. Tell her she should know better than to lead guys on from their dreams.
12. Tell her she should get a life.
13. Tell her you could sell her one cheap on Ebay.
14. Call her 'Carrot-Top'.
15. Say animal feathers are out of style.
16. Ask her if she won't eat animals, why does she wear them?
17. Tell her she isn't very smart for letting Durza, the chap-lipped shade, capture her.
18. Ask her for an autograph made out to 'A Carnivorous Fan'.
19. Tell her she shouldn't wear such revealing clothing.
20. After you do any of this, run.
(A.N: My friend got me into these. The look is from the movie, so, yeah. Review please, if you have the time!)