How to annoy Arya:
1. Trap her in a room of Arya haters
2. Question her why she didn't have black hair in the movie
3. Wait until she cries
4. When she does, mention that her ears aren't pointy
5. After that tell her that she had her butt kicked by Durza when she was captured
6. Be sure to point out that she was strong in the book and a damsel in distress in the movie
7. Tell her that if she thinks Eragon is too young for her to try Galbatorix
8. Wait for her to blush bright red
9. While she's thinking about it, sneak into her room
10. Post pictures of Galbatorix in bright pink outfits that say, "Meat Lover"
11. Video tape her going into deep peril
12. Send it to Durza
13. Claim that Eragon has feelings for Elva and that is the reason he doesn't want to turn her back into a baby
14. Mention that Angela is prettier than her and Eragon notices it
15. Be sure to laugh
16. Call her a "Vege-weirdoian", constantly
17. Tell her that Murtagh is hotter than Eragon
18. Send her on a vacation
19. Videotape her reaction when she finds out that you sent her to a meat lover's convention
20. Be sure to mention that Eragon is a complete and total moron and that he is rescued constantly by his hot brother