Holy crap, this story is LONG overdue. So yeah, it's time to properly introduce Sector KB roughly 4 years after their first appearance. And would ya believe this takes place during the Big Mom Saga?
Chapter 1: Hijacking the Hijacked
CND Transfer Vessel
"I hope I get to meet Sector V!" a boy said to his fellow cadets. "I heard Chris Uno is strong enough to beat up a whale!"
"I gotta wonder, are you allowed to choose what sector you'll be in, or does the computer do it for you?" another boy asked.
"The computer used to do it, but I heard you can choose yourself now."
"So, we can be in Sector V if we want?"
"Can't, I heard they have too many members now. The maximum for most sectors is six, anyway. Sector V's only allowed to have more because they're special."
"Do they still have a Sector Z?"
"I heard they're Sector RZ now, but they ain't really as good as they used to be."
The four pilots watched and heard the cadets' conversation on a monitor. Smirking, the Teen Ninjas morphed back into their true forms. Three of the boys wore armor that was akin to knight's garb, while the boy with a green mohawk had only a green hoodie with the sleeves cut off.
"I still can't believe how easy it was to hijack this thing." the leader, Cardin Winchester, laughed. He had shiny and smooth brown hair and a golden bird crest on his armor.
"I can't believe no one else ever thought of this." the mohawk boy, Russel Thrush said. "Kidnap a whole class of cadets and force Global Command to recommission some traitors and trade them for their safety. I mean, assuming they haven't caught on to us."
"Please, if they have, they would've done something by now. Heh, once Selina sees how well we pulled this off, maybe she'll finally-"
"Cardin! Scanner's detecting something!" Sky Lark, a blue-haired teen, shouted. "It looks like a… swan?"
A second later, a giant swan BURST through the windshield and crashed against the doorway. Team CRDL gaped at the swan in utter shock. Somebody climbed onto the roof of the ship. "Well, well, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?!" It was a black-haired boy in a white jacket, a pink shirt, green eye shadow, and lipstick, along with swan slippers. "Oh dear, oh dear, the sight of you troublesome teens is really quite queer." Team CRDL were frozen before his odd presence. "'ey, why are y'all lookin' at me that way? Is there somethin' on mah face? Wah?"
The boy looked down: he realized he was only wearing panties. "What the-?! RUBY! WHERE IS MAH TUTU?! You know Ah can't go toe-to-toe with these two-timers without a tutu!"
A red-skinned humanoid girl with short hair climbed out. "WHAT AM I, your mom?! You shoulda been lookin' out for your OWN damn tutu!"
The boy bent over to face her, about-facing as his rear stuck up for CRDL to see. "You better not-a given it to Sapphire! She had her EYE on mah tutu, tu sais."
"Actually, Clay, it was just under your seat." A boy with messy brownish-blonde hair and a black jacket with a pink undershirt climbed out.
"I told you you didn't have it on tight." A girl climbed out. She had blue skin, a dress made for a princess, and bangs covering her eyes.
"Ah. Well, je vous remercie, Hibiki." Clay took the tutu and put it on. "Ahright, Sector KB," he faced the teens, "now that I'm all tooty-fruity, let's KICK some booty! From the top!" With that, all five kids were on the roof of their Swan Ship. "Numbuh 2=1, Bentham Claymore, Jr.! Un!"
"Numbuh One Half, Ruby! Deux!" sang the red girl.
"Numbuh Other Half, Sapphire! Trois!" sang the blue girl.
"Numbuh Perfect Pair, Liberty Belle! Quatre!" sung a blonde girl with a pink shirt.
"Numbuh Binary, Hibiki Lates! Cinq!" followed the brown-blonde boy.
"The hell are these freaks?!" Cardin shouted.
"The fanciest freaks y'all ever did face!" Clay declared. "It don't matter who we are or where we from! As long as we know how to DANCE, we'll kick ya in the PANTS! That is Sector KB's phi-lo-so-PHY!"
"You guys sound like a bunch of jokes." Russel Thrush remarked, drawing twin daggers with colored jewels on their hilts as he approached them. "I don't know how you found out about us, but we don't mind some extra hostages."
"You wanna put your swords where your mouth is?!" Ruby asked through grit teeth.
"Kid, I've hunted bears that were bigger than your ship, you really think a squirt like you scares me-"
Ruby PUNCHED Russel in the jaw and knocked him dead on the floor. "He just knocked out Russel! !" Dove Bronzewing panicked.
"I'M A GIRL! !" Ruby ignited in flames.
"WAAAAAH!" The remaining three saw the Devil in her form as Ruby pummeled them all.
"Rubyyyyy!" Bon Clay cried. "We had a play planned! How can we plan without a play? Ah was going to dazzle them with my gracious dances, to which Libby would sweep them off their feet with her sword, and as they go flyin', Sapphire whirls them in the air with her psychic, and she throws 'em down to Ruby, who sends them rocketin' out the window."
"I'm sick of doing those crazy dances! Real operatives know how to beat 'em up when they can, especially when they just sit around and stare at us."
"Also, if we had done it the other way, they would have died." Sapphire said.
"Oh, poo. Well, we might as well get these cowboys to Arctic Base."
"Way ahead of you." Hibiki replied, typing on a holographic computer. "I've rerouted the ship's autopilot to take us straight to Arctic Base. We'll lock up these Teens while we're at it."
"Excellent! This voyage calls for a little MIIIAMI!" And with that, Bon Clay started playing "Every Time You Leave" by Karma. He excitedly danced to the beat, much to the dismay of his teammates.
"Oh cher. Zere is no stopping him when he gets like zis." Liberty shook her head.
KND Arctic Base
"What's goin' ON, mah crazy cadets?!" Bon Clay sang. "Yo' eager rears were SAVED thanks to us! We are Sector KB from Kamabaka Kingdom! Ah know what you're thinkin': how could a sector feel so gay and HAPPEH? Truth is, we weren't always this gay: in the olden days, no one liked no same-sex couples. Everyone always BRAGGIN' about Kuki and Wally or Nigie and Rachie, but the second some boy wants-a hook up with some other boy, we gotta THROW a riot! That used to be me." He sniffled. "Mah sector wasn't nice to me.
"But then along came CHERREH Boyyy!" He threw up a picture of Cheren Uno. "And he made Sector KB all for ME! Now, people come all around to live in the land of love! We gayer than the brightest rainbow you seen! I'm free to love any boy Ah want. But only one boy has MAH heart."
"Oh, Cherry Boy!" Bon Clay cried under a twilit sky. "Thank you so much for blessing me with this wondrous sector! How can I ever repay you?"
"I only wish for one thing in return." Cheren said. His eyes were surprisingly sparkly and charming. "Please, live happily, Clay. Be happy… for me…"
"OOOOOOHHH CHERRYYYYYYY!" Clay jumped into his loving arms. Merely shadows against the twilight sun, they shared a most loving kiss.
"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh. . . . . ." Clay was clearly lost in daydreams. His teammates, the cadets, and Marcus Drilovsky stared weirdly. Bon Clay recomposed himself and said, "And THAT'S my backstory. Any questions?"
"…Uhh… Ahem." Marcus coughed. "At any rate, thank you for saving the cadets, Sector KB."
"Oh, don't thank us. Thank Sapphy. It was her keen sight that let us win the fight!"
"I sensed that we would intercept a hijacked CND transfer over the Red Sea." Sapphire replied. "My psychicbending allows me to see brief visions of the future. Brief… but accurate."
"Ooooooo!" the cadets drawled.
"Yes, well," Marcus began, "we were going to begin training posthaste, but one of our hologram projectors has been a bit… faulty. While we're working to get it fixed, perhaps you can inspire our cadets with stories of your experiences? You see, kids, Sector KB is one of our best sectors. They've been ranked as the 11th best, but they're dangerously close to taking the 10th spot."
"Told you guys Sector RZ wasn't as good." one of the cadets whispered.
"Gladly!" Bon Clay made a pose. "Sector KB, prepare to perform the Dance of the Crying Spanking Vampire! LEXI-!" He threw his arm open to an empty space. ". . . . Lexi…" His seemingly endless energy seemed to die. He said nothing else and began to walk to another room.
"I knew that would happen." Sapphire said. "In any case, I know a story that should be entertaining."
Prison Wing
Having locked Team CRDL in separate cells, the jail guard left them in the darkness among many other criminals, stripped of their armor and weapons. Cardin smirked. "I can't believe his plan actually worked."
I just never had much care for this sector compared to other Nextgen sectors. (Then again, there's a couple of those really, like Sector GD or Sector Q. :P) So yeah, another crossover sector! Bon Clay is from One Piece, Hibiki is from Fairy Tail, Ruby and Sapphire are from Steven Universe, and Libby Belle is from American Dad. Team CRDL is also from RWBY.
