This is a Funny one, I wish to destroy your (and Mine) childhood so here is what I am writing here ^ ^.
What happen when a complete ass-hole of a Pikachu decide to show everyone that he doesn't need a Trainer to actually kick some major ass? The sadistic bastard that is Scar will show you, he and his group of mis-fit mon will rock your world, kick your ass, steal your wallet and maybe fuck into unconsciousness your friends Pokemon you have on your belt.
Elements from multiple pokemon game, don't expect me to play fair, a lot of cursing, Sex and violence will be here, don't blame me if your memories about your favorite game are peed on, I warned you ^ ^.
We may call this "Pokemon: Shadow version" it will have its unique bad guys: Team Khaos and its Final legendary Pokemon (The one usually on the cover) this one I still have to decide in name and appearance, I only know that it will be a Dark/ Ghost Type one.
(You can help with that if you wish...yes I like asking your opinion, I can't be the only one working here ^ ^ tell me what kind of pokemon this Legendary is in the review: Name and appearances thank you))
" You bastard" - Techniques
"Let's finish this" - dialogue
" Can it get any worse? " - during flashback
" Not so easy after all " - thoughts
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon or whatever I use or I will use, nor they pay me...unfortunately.
Chapter 1: A Mission born from Anger
Neonova – Blackwood forest – Hidden Cave -
From a cave hidden in a dark part of the woods a little yellow creature came out yawning, scanning his surrounding with bleary, bloodshot eyes a male exemplar of Pikachu took several steps forward, distractingly scratching his ass.
"What have I done last night?" he said groaning going on all four and lifting one of the back legs, peeing on a tree.
"Oh God, I don't remember" he said watching his image on a puddle, three scratching marks on his right eye marking his face with pale colored flesh.
"SCAAAR! Get back to bed, Honey!" came a female voice from the cave.
"Ah Yeah! Now I remember" said Scar (The Hero of our story) looking inside
On a bed of leaves was a female Sneasel looking at him with dreamy eyes
"Last night was amazing! But now I want some more attention" she said giggling
"I bet it was...listen, eeeh..." Scar tried saying
"Blades, Remember? You said you loved me and then..." the sneasel said blushing, touching the still wet spot behind her
"Aaah! Blades yeah, listen, it was funny and all mind you, but I have to go, good job taking me up the ass by the way, few people managed that, let's keep in touch" he said walking away
"WHAT!? YOU MEAN THAT LAST NIGHT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?" she asked enraged
"No it has a meaning, it means that I fucked you until you almost lose your voice screaming, now please stop bitching about a one night stand" Scar said without looking back
"You-You BASTARD! I HATE YOU! WAAAAAAH!" the sneasel said running away crying
"Drama queen, but oh Arceus if she was good at deep-throats! it's almost a waste to let her go...naah! I'll find someone else, I'm sure of it" he said before reaching a small river to drink and wash himself
"Need something to do, pussies here are starting to run short and the few I didn't slept with are as ugly as a Muk's ass" Scar said washing his mouth with some water before spitting.
"Hey! A wild Pikachu!" yelled a voice from behind Scar.
"Oh for Fuck sake! Another one!" the scarred Pikachu said in annoyance
"GO! PIPLUP!" the Trainer yelled launching a ball, from there a blue bird came out
"Hi there! Are you ready to fight?" the Piplup asked, his little peck somehow twisted into a smile.
"Not really, why don't you just take that sack of flesh and go away? I have better things to do" Scar said glaring at the duo.
"Come on! We can be friends!" the blue bird pokemon said happily earning a death glare by the pikachu
"Friends? Do you think I wish to spend my time with you losers? If I have to have friends it will be on my terms...what is your level?" Scar said in a cold tone
"I'm at level 13!" Piplup said proudly
"Then fuck off, weakling" Scarr said disappearing in a blur and re-appearing in front of the piplup
"W-what!?" the bird said surprised
"I'm a Lv 26, you bitch, SLAM!" Moving his tail with force, Scar launched the little pokemon against his trainer, making the duo crash against a tree.
"A Lv 13? Who the hell do you think I am? Take out another of your friends I challenge you! COME ON!" Scar said angrily scoffing at the young Trainer who called out a metapod.
"A metapod? Those idiots can only use Hardening! now I am pissed" Scar said darkly, grabbing the green Metapod that hardened his skin in self-defense
"YOU...DON'T...MESS...WITH...ME...UNDERSTOOD!?" Scar yelled angrily using the metapod as a blunt weapon to hit the trainer, leaving both Pokemon and guy heavily bruised and unconscious.
After the massacre ended Scar went over and started looking in the trainer's bag.
"Crap, crap, spare pokeballs, crap, potion (this may be useful), crap...another ball, I wonder who is inside" Scar said opening the white-and-red ball freeing a furry, grey colored creature as high as him
"A Minccino...in heat if I smell correctly, Eh! May as well Help her, I always wondered how's fucking one" Scar said smirking at her
"W-Who are y-you?" the female creature asked fearfully
"Don't stutter, I hate when they do that, don't worry, your Friend is alive, just unconscious, what about you? You seem in Need of some company, I can help you if you want" Scar asked getting closer
"You...you want to rape me?" she asked trembling, she was a level 10, she was scared
"Rape? I don't do that sort of things, but if you want, I will make you scream so loud that the dead will raise" he said smirking at her blushing face
"I won't tell anyone that you had sex with another species, but you are the first Minccino I see since I came here...you won't find a partner any time soon" Scar said whispering in her ear
"Just...just be gentle" the now furiously blushing female said going on all four.
"I never do gentle" Scar said smirking and thrusting forward.
Area near the couple – Woods -
"My goodness, that brute will pay for this, I'll show him that he can't go around acting like he owns this land, after I have recovered of course" said a tall, green, snake-like creature moving on the forest floor.
He was a Serperior.
"Damn monkey! Here, I said it!...for me to talk in this rude manner...oh! How far I fell this time" he said whimpering as the burning marks on his body were still itching.
He was forced to flee from an Infernape, that other than being a Fire-type had the advantage of Level with him, the poor snake had to run away.
"I'll rest here a bit, no sense wasting my energies without a purpose" he said resting under a tree.
"YES! YES! IT FEELS SO GOOOOD!" came a female voice screaming in ecstasy.
"Oh dear! Doing this kind of things out in the open, such vulgarity!" The Serperior said disgusted
"COME ON BITCH! I JUST STARTED, CLENCH THAT PUSSY MORE AND CRUSH MY COCK!" a male voice demanded strongly
"What a foul language! Who may ever talk like this, I wonder" the Snake said shocked
"SCAR-SAMA! SCAR-SAMA! I'M COMING! I'M COMING! AAAAAAAAHN!" the female yelled letting out an high pitched orgasm
"HERE I AM! TAKE MY LOAD YOU FUCKING CUM-BUCKET!" the male yelled grunting darkly.
"Please tell me they finished" the Serperior muttered almost Physically Ill as the noise died.
"Umpf! Fainting after just one time, this is the down-side of fucking a virgin, but still, managing a cream-pie and a Facial at the same time is amazing, I'm just too cool hehehe!" Scar said nearing again the river to wash himself.
"Your kind sure has such a barbaric way to mate" the Serperior said getting closer
"What? Mating? It's was just sex, but sure you Serperiors are the snob of the forest, I don't think that you will understand" Scar answered shrugging.
"At least I hope that female Pikachu is okay, that screaming had me worrying" the snake said
"She was a Minccino, I can't simply wait another one of my kind for a simple fuck, if I am hard I just find a female in heat and make her happy" he said smirking.
"M-Mating with another species!? Arceus almighty what a disgusting thing to do!" the Serperior said almost puking
"Whatever...what's your name?" Scar asked
"I am Sir Greenwall leafenstone woodrich von mushinson IV, my great-grandfather was the first Serperior to reach this woods" the Serperior said in pride
"I'll just call you Green then, so? What the fuck did you want?" Scar asked
"I can say that you are a strong element sir..." Green asked
"Scar, they call me Scar" Scar said trailing his markings over his eye with a finger
"Sir Scar, I wish to ask you to help me dealing with a brute that is creating a mess in the great plain" Green said bowing his head
"A brute? Why should I help you?" Scar said laying on his back, a leaf covering his eyes
"I'll be forever in your debt if you help me! I can no longer protect this forest, before leaving this place I wanted to fight against this last foe, but he is a Fire-type, I couldn't do anything" Green said
"Same question, second verse, why should I help you?" Scar asked
"I beg you! The other inhabitants of the forest choose another serperior as protector saying that I am too weak...I can't go away like this, it will throw my lineage in the filth, I HAVE to defeat that evil monster!" Green said in tears
"...FINE! Just don't you dare sobbing, what's his level?" Scar asked glaring at him
"He is a Lv 28 Infernape, vicious and sadistic" Green answered shuddering at the memory
"The infernapes are not vicious nor sadistic, they are a bunch of idiots who throw their shit at the others of their group to prove their strength...fine, even if it will be a little difficult I May help you, but after this I will electrocute alive whoever try even to just coming near my cave, I'm not here to save your asses, I have my life!" Scar said angrily getting up.
"Thank you sir Scar! You have no idea how much you are helping me! Let's go, I'll show you the way" Green said moving forward, still whimpering for his wounds
"Oh for Arceus sake! Back there there is an unconscious Trainer, watch in his bag and take his ailments, I won't listen to your whining for the whole Fucking Time!"
"S-Stealing from an human? Such vulgarity!" Green said shocked
"I Hate when people stutter, now go there and take that medications, I won't help you otherwise" Scar said sitting down
"Okay, okay I'll do it" Green said going back.
"Be fast, I don't have all day!" Scar yelled to the snake
"I-I found them...that-that Minccino was covered in...in" the even greener Serperior said once he returned few minutes later.
"In Cum? Yeah, I come a lot usually" Scar said in pride
"Where...where did you keep all that" Green asked disbelievingly
"Here" Scar said showing his...please don't make me say that.
I'm talking about a Pillar of flesh, a Pole longer than his whole body, something so big that even a Tauros or a Rapidash (a Bull and an Horse) would be ashamed to have between their legs, an huge...Thing, for your sake don't picture the biggest and thickest cock you have ever seen while cumming gallons upon gallons of white, sticky sperm attached to a cute yellow Rat with puffy red cheeks.
But I bet you already did ^ ^.
"PLEASE TAKE IT AWAY!" Green pleaded looking away in disgust
"My record is fucking a female Charizard into a coma" Scar said smirking
"Please let's focus on our mission, I beg you..." Green said walking forward, trying to forget the monstrous erection the other showed him.
Neonova Woods – Great Tree -
The Great Tree was an huge plant where the momentary guardian of the forest sleep, from his high branches he or she could observe the whole extension of the forest and act in its defense.
"Hu-uh-AAAH! Who are you to disturb Pyro's rest!" the Infernape said jumping angrily on an high branch, the flames on his head burning fiercely as to show his anger.
"Oh joy! You even talk in third person! Sure as hell you must have been the smartest between the eggs" Scar said smirking at the literally fuming monkey.
"Pyro will smash you for that! Mach Punch!" Pyro said while jumping from the tree and nailing Scar on the stomach
"BUAAAGH!" the scarred pikachu said flying back
"You won't win this time! Leech Seed!" taking the opportunity to attack Green spat few dozen seed on the unprotected back of the Infernape, the tiny gems sending their roots into the monkey flesh
"AAAGH! Pyro will kill you this time, you green worm!" Pyro said angered as he tried to reach the seeds using his tail and hands, failing to remove them
"SLAM!" Scar yelled hitting the fire monkey and making it crash against the Great tree.
"Leech seed? What Level are you?" Scar asked in shock
"I am a level 20" Green answered looking down
"WHAT!? WHEN THE FUCK DO YOU PLANNED TO TELL ME?" the yellow poke said
"Not now, He is coming!" Green said pointing at Pyro with his tail.
"FLAME WHEEL!" the Infernape said spinning on himself, the torch on his head covering his body in fire and turning him into a walking Inferno of Flames, the seeds burning away under the heat.
"FUCK! Thundershock!" Scar said launching a great deal of electricity towards the flaming Infernape as a giant thunder
"Dodge!" Green said pushing his companion away as the attack scratched the pikachu's tail
"It hurts dammit! Double Team!" Scar yelled charging towards the monkey, his speed leaving back after images
"Fury Swipe!" Pyro said trying to use his hands to attack the rodent
"TOO SLOW!" Scar yelled dodging under a swipe an hitting the Infernape's stomach with an headbutt
"ENERGY BALL!" Green yelled hitting Pyro's back with a ball of condensed green energy, launching the infernape far away
"Energy Ball? That's a TM! Where in the hell did you take that!" Scar asked surprised
"That trainer had one...I once saw an human use it so I tried to do the same, it worked" Green answered blushing
"AH! I like you, you know that?" Scar said grinning
"PYRO WILL KILL YOU! F-FLAM...FLAME W-W" the Infernape tried saying, but few sparks started running thorough him
"It seems that my little trick finally worked, don't you know that touching one of us it's dangerous? We may be cute, unfortunately, but our body it's able to produce enough energy to lit a city, that energy usually go thorough our fur too, touching us may paralyze you, we call it Static, do you like it?" Scar said getting face-to face with the downed Infernape
"Da-da-damn...y-y-you" Pyro managed saying
"I hate when people stutter...SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! SLAAAAM!" Scar said repetitiously hitting the Infernape's head with his tail, the monkey' teeth flying everywhere under each attack
"Leave me some, please! Energy Ball!" Green said hitting Pyro's in the face making him crash against the Great tree, unconscious.
"Ah! That's what I call a good workout!" Scar said using one of the potions he stole on himself, the burning marks disappearing with a sizzling sound.
"What do we do with him?" Green said watching the defeated monkey
"We tied him and..." Scar started saying
"An Infernape! Catch it!" a Trainer said launching a ball to the Pokemon, catching it
"Well, at least we know that he won't give us any more problems, right Sir Scar?...Sir Scar?" green said watching the Pikachu looking lost for a moment
"He...Caught Him? After all the pain we had to endure in the fight...that brat take and catch him? Like that?" Scar said disbelievingly, watching the young trainer jumping around happily
"This are things that happen, Sir Scar, it's not the first time I see a trainer catching one of us after finding him or her exhausted after a battle.
"He was my prey! My prey! MY PREEEEEY!" Scar screamed in rage as he latched to the trainer's head
"YOU FUCKING BASTARD! DIIIIIEEE!" Scar yelled discharging all at once the electricity he had in his body, a blinding light covering the scene as he was trying to kill the boy
"ENERGY BALL!" Green yelled in panic hitting Scar and disentangling him from the Trainer
"LET ME GO! LET ME GO SO I CAN KILL THAT BRAT!" Scar yelled as Green went in front of him, trying to stop the enraged Pikachu
"HE IS JUST AN HUMAN KID! KILLING HIM WILL RESOLVE NOTHING!" Green tried saying
"Stop justifying them! All I hear from you all is how we are supposed to live alongside them, look instead what happen, they catch us, forcing their Friendship on us and denying our right to be free! For what? A fucking badge! A badge and the title of Champion, did you see? We do all the work fighting for them and they took the glory! I asked to one of them, did you know how the pokemon team of the trainer is remembered? A little plaque listing their species under the name of the trainer, AND NOTHING ELSE!" Scar yelled in rage.
"What is your point then?" Green asked trying to calm him down
"My point?" he asked
"Exactly, why are you telling me this?" Green asked
"Why..." Scar wondered, his anger momentarily forgotten.
A shiny case attracted his attention, from the unconscious, and miraculously alive, trainer's bag.
"His badge holder..." Scar said looking at the little box.
It was in that moment that a flash of inspiration caught him, finally deciding what to do.
"Hey, Green, did you reached an higher level?" Scar asked
"Yeah, I am at Level 22 at the moment, why?" Green said
"Do you still want to protect this place?" He then asked
"Not really, I am still too weak to continue with this job, I am afraid to admit that my growing rate is too slow" Green answered with a sigh
"Then come with me, I have a little project that you may like" Scar said with an evil grin on his face
"What do you have in mind?" Green asked
"How did appear to you the notion of fighting the League and defeat both Elite Four and the Champion?" Scar asked
"You want us to be captured by a trainer? I thought that you hated that" Green said in surprise
"I am talking about winning the badges and the League WITHOUT a Trainer" Scar said making the serperior go wide-eye
"A-ARE YOU INSANE!? They will never let us do that!" Green said in shock
"Why not? After all, the Trainer's only job is using ailments and strategies while letting the Pokemon fights, we only need a strategist to coordinate us and few others to fight those elements we can't win against" Scar explained
"That...may actually work if you put it like that, I should know someone that will help us talk with the humans, his name is Spirit, he is a Lucario" Green said
"A Lucario? That monk will never help us, he will be too focused in meditating and all that bullshit" Scar said dismissively
"But his psychic powers will help us communicating with the humans, he will be our voice" Green said again
"FINE! Let's go talk with this Doggy friend of yours"
"Pay attention, he is a Level 31" Green said getting a surprised whistle from Scar
"Let's go then" Scar said walking away
"And the boy?" Green said pointing at the Trainer
"He will be fine, a lot of humans usually pass here, it's the fastest way towards the city" Scar answered without looking behind.
Neonova – Caves at the summit of the Mountains – Spirit's nest -
"Spirit? Are you there? It's me, Greenwall! I need to talk you!" Green said poking his head inside the cave's mouth.
"I know it's you, Greenwall, your Aura speaks to me, who is the little Pikachu following you? His spirit it's even more tempestuous than any other electric- element Pokemon I had ever seen" Spirit's voice said echoing from the cave.
"I made a proposition to Green, and he said that you would have accepted, doggy-boy!" Scar said smirking at the soft growl coming from the cave.
"Why should it interest me, little rat?" Spirit asked
"I want to beat the Gym Leaders, the Elite Fours and the Champion...without a trainer" Scar said smirking
"WHAAAAAAAAT!?" the surprised scream reached them as an explosion, amplified by the walls of the cave, a fast patting the signal of the arriving of the running Lucario.
The bipedal, jackal-like Pokémon had a predominantly blue and black fur, a short, round spike adorning the back of each forepaw and his chest, the fur on his torso was cream-colored and blue on his thighs resembling shorts, the four small black appendages on his head were moving erratically as he tried to choke Scar.
"YOU ARE A DAMNED IDIOT TO THINK THAT! THEY WILL CATCH US THE MOMENT WE STEP INSIDE THE CITY! THE HUMANS WON'T EVEN LET US GO NEAR THE GYM!" Spirit yelled while shaking Scar using his hold he had on the Pikachu small body.
"Spirit? I think you are killing him" Green tried saying
"Uh?" Spirit muttered, watching the spinning-eyed Pikachu trying to recompose himself.
"We wanted to ask you because you said to me that you could talk to humans using your telepathy, you can easily explain our intentions to them" Green explained
"This doesn't mean that we would succeed, the trained Pokemon have special techniques we don't know and their trainer can use medicines to cure their injuries, their advantages are too much" the Lucario said
"Green learned to use the humans TM and HM, he will help us with those, I know how to use the medicines the humans have at their disposal, we only need someone able to talk to humans and another smart enough to create strategies for us, we don't need those meat-bags!" Scar said with a raspy voice, scratching his sore neck
"Sorry for my outburst, my friend, do you really think they will let us do that? Humans are famous for being traitors, they may just use our weakened state after a fight for catching us" Spirit said
"They are prideful as well, saying that we don't need them may make them lose their temper and let us fight just to show us who is in charge, as for catching us, we only need one or more companions acting as guards, once the fight its over and we have the badge, the guards will take us out, destroying whatever will try to stop us" Scar said
"We can try, the first gym is near the forest entrance, I may know someone able to act as Strategist and Guard at the same time, it's a Charmeleon called Flame, he is really lazy, but smarter than any Pokemon I have ever seen" Spirit said
"If you say so" Scar said shrugging, he and the Serperior following Spirit down a path between the trees.
"I have to admit that your plan is almost an invitation to failure, but should we succeed we would become legendary" Spirit admitted while they finally left the mountain behind, the Lucario pointing at a series of caves with most of the entrances covered by plants.
"Bah! I decided to do this just because I was tired of being bothered by trainers, if I manage this I will show that I don't need them" Scar said looking around as Spirit signaled them to follow him inside a rather hidden entrance.
"Did you take into consideration that this may instead make things worse, Sir Scar?" Green asked as they reached the deepest part of the cave.
"What do you mean?" Scar asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Use your tail to make some light, Scar, from here on the place is like a maze and Flame change place weekly, I need to see the trails he usually leave behind for me in case I need him" Spirit asked as the Pikachu moved his tail up, little sparks circling around it as he was using Flash to illuminate the cave
"That's a masterfully controlled Flash, my friend" Green said smiling
"I trained hard...so? Why you said that my plan could make things worse?" Scar asked again
"Uh? Oh Dear! I was distracted by Spirit, I am sorry, I was saying that by showing how you do NOT need a trainer to be powerful may instead attract some audacious Collectors or Fanatics eager to capture the Fabled Scarred Pikachu" Green answered
"Fanatics? You mean those freaks going around blathering about Gotta Catch 'em All?" Scar asked
"Sadly yes, I think that Greenwall's idea is not too far from the truth, I heard about a trainer that tried to Catch Arceus himself" Spirit said looking at a series of rocks, few hidden scratches attracting his curiosity.
"BLASPHEMY!" Green yelled outraged
"HEY! SHUT UP, I AM SLEPING!" A Zubat said from the ceiling
"Sorry" The Serperior said with a little bow
"It's already hard to sleep with all those trainers passing by, at least you try and be silent" another Zubat said with a growl.
"Quit talking to them, there are a few thousands of them here, we risk to die of old age if you start apologizing to every one of them...stupid overcrowded caves, you can't do a step without meeting a Zubat..." Scar said almost tripping on a rock
"HEY! Me sleeping here!" one of the rocks said glaring at the Pikachu
"Or damned Geodudes" Scar said glaring back.
"Do not worry, Greenwall, voices also said that he kicked the boy out of his temple, closing the only entrance to stop any other attempt" Spirit said smiling as he apparently deciphered the scratches on the wall.
"So? This friend of yours?" Scar asked annoyed
"This way, we are near an hidden exit, at this time he is probably sleeping, but he won't attack me, stay close, we are almost there" the Lucario said as he started moving again.
"By the way, I said that I want to do this, but what I didn't tell you is that I will disappear after the whole thing" Scar said grinning
"Disappear? How?" Green asked curious
"There is a small island in the middle of nowhere, so small even maps did not show it, there I found a cave big enough to live in, a small source of potable water and a series of big bushes of berries for the food, once won the title of Champion I will move there, there is a Staraptor that owes me a favor, he will take me half-way there where a Starmie will pick me towards the island, the dude is mute and won't reveal the position, I dare someone finding me there" Scar answered
"How did you find it?" Spirit asked
"A female Goldeen took me there, she wanted us to live together after a funny night together...luckily she got caught by a trainer, but I still visit the island from time to time, old man Kraven is a Gyarados that guards it for me, it helps giving a Magikarp the help needed for evolving, they treat it like a Life-long debt" the Pikachu answered smirking.
"A Goldeen? How?" Spirit asked stopping, looking at the small yellow rat curiously
"I can keep my breath in for a long time, enough to spend some quality time under water" Scar answered
"Sick bastard, why I asked" the Lucario muttered angrily, shaking his head as the group finally reached the exit, the light almost blinding them.
They were now in a small cave deprived of the ceiling, a small pond of water on the side filled by a tiny stream coming from the rocks like a miniaturized Fall.
"Flame! It's me, Spirit! I need a favor!" the Lucario called out towards the small opening in the rock on the opposite side of the pond.
"Mendokuse! What happened this time?" a voice asked lazily, showing that the one talking was barely awake
"Come out, we need to talk to you" Spirit said
"Aye-aye...can you come back tomorrow? I was having a little pause" the voice replied sleepy
"A pause? From what?" Scar asked
"Yawn!...Cloud-watching, it's more tiring of what it looks like" the pokemon answered
"Oh for Arceus' sake! THUNDERSHOCK!" Scar yelled annoyed, the electric attack hitting the voice's source in a deafening explosion, sending debris and small rocks everywhere.
"I...don't think that it was necessary the use of violence" Green said with wide eyes
"Cough! I concur...you should have said that it was SO important Cough!" Flame the charmelleon said dragging himself out, his gold-colored skin darkened by sooth as he coughed up few barks of smoke "Almost got me, you troublesome rat" he muttered angrily, dusting himself.
"Ah! A Shiny Charmelleon!" Scar said grinning
"Yeah, those trainers called me like that once or twice...why do you think that I went into hiding?" Flame answered with half-lidded eyes, another yawn escaping him.
"If I can ask, Sir Flame, what's your Level?" Green asked
"Me? I am a Level 28, reached that last week, so? What do you want? I am still sleepy" Flame asked annoyed
"I warn you...you may not like this" Spirit said rising his hands up
"Whatever, come on, tell me! So I can go back sleeping" Flame asked groaning
"Lazy-ass, I bet you fall asleep even while mating" Scar said smirking
"Happened only once actually, the fore-play went a little too long for my tastes" the golden lizard admitted
"Well, Sir Flame, we would be grateful if you could accept our proposal" Green asked moving forward
"About what?"
"I am assembling a group of friends in order to fight the Gym Leaders, the Elite Four and the Champion" Scar said crossing his arms
"And the trainer? I don't see humans with you, did he send you as an emissary?" Flame asked
"No trainers, just us pokemon against those meat-bags for the title of Champions" Scar answered
"...Fire fang!" Flame yelled trying to bite the small yellow creature with blazing fangs, Spirit moving between the two "Force Palm!" the Lucario screamed nailing the other on the chest, launching him back
"Do not interfere, Spirit! I am..." Flame said as Green and Scar launched their attack
"ENERGY BALL/ THUNDERSHOCK!" both yelled as the green sphere of energy moved towards the charmelon while a thunder fell from above him
"WOAH! EMBER!" Flame said barely dodging, a rain of little flames were then shoot out of his mouth towards the two.
"STOOOP!" Spirit yelled enraged, his body covered in the blue hue of his Aura.
"Eh! Why? It was getting interesting" Scar said angrily
"He has a point, Flame! Even if he wishes to do this just to appease his ego, like this we will still be able to show that we are not just Instruments, but that we can achieve the same result of the humans!" the Lucario said
"Before those two attacked, I was saying that I wanted to test them in a fight, but if you brought them here then it wasn't necessary, but I see that they are prepared...I didn't know that your kind could use Energy Ball, I thought it was one of those techniques only humans knows how to teach" Flame said surprised
"My friends call me Greenwall or Green, but yes, I learned how to use the TM and HM trainers use" Green answered
"That may be greatly useful, what about ailments? Berries can help only up to a certain point" the charmelleon then asked
"Leave that to me, buddy, I spent quite some time kicking some trainer's ass, after pillaging a little I learned everything about those potions, ether and whatnot" Scar said smirking proudly.
"That is another problem solved then, as Greenwall said I should be the strategist of the group, right?" Flame asked
"Exactly, you should help us with strategies and as a Guard, once the fight is over you should protect the ones tired after the fight so to escort us out" Spirit said
"That is reasonable, but we will need other two Guards at the very least, otherwise if I too am forced to fight I won't be able to protect the others" the fire-type mon said nodding
"So you accept?" Scar asked
"Mendokuse...if I don't do this Spirit will never stop whine about it afterwards...FINE! I'll do it, I'll help you" Flame said groaning
"I don't whine, thank you" Spirit said growling as the group moved out of the caves to reach the main road towards the city.
Neonova – main road – near the town -
"So We need another guard? Fuck! Like this we will never be ready!" Scar said throwing his arms up
"Patient, my friend, every challenge requires the right preparations" Green said
"Any idea about who should be the second Guard?" Spirit asked
"A psychic one would be great, his or her telekinesis and hypnosis should be able to keep people at bay" Flame answered
"Aren't those all about meditation and shit like that? I don't think that their inner eye will tell them to help us" Scar said smirking
"Depends on who you ask, few of them are quite fond for battles" Spirit the Lucario answered
"Oh dear! A trainer!" Green said as a kid with a little net reached them
"Whoa! A mass encounter! And a Shiny too! AWESOME! Go Caterpie!" the kid said launching his ball, a little worm coming out of it
"Yay! I will defeat you!" the mon said happily
"Green? Do you mind?" Scar asked groaning
"May as well...Vine Whip!" the Serperior said as a long vine sprouted from his back, hitting the little caterpie fast on the head, slamming him down cracking the terrain under the pressure
"Can I? Fire Fang!" Flame said sprinting forward, grabbing the little pokemon to munch him with fire covered fangs, spitting him at his trainer's feet, unconscious
"Noo! Go Caterpie!" the boy said launching a second ball, calling out a SECOND little worm
"Oh Arceusdammit! He has three of those" Scar groaned
"Let's deal with him...without maiming if possible" Spirit said walking forward
"After you" Green said leaving his place to the Lucario
"Attack, Caterpie!" the boy ordered as the pokemon moved forward
"Force Palm!" hitting his enemy with an Aura-covered palm-thrust Spirit ended the fight by launching the small creature back against the trainer's head, knocking him down
"Two in one hit, nice!" Scar said grinning, moving towards the downed trainer
"Crap, crap, two potions and some money. Bleah! A fucking noob! All talk and no skills" Scar said looking inside the boy's bag
"Where do you keep the stuff you take from them usually?" Flame asked
"I usually keep them in my hideout, but from now on we will take this boy's Holding belt, it can miniaturize everything to keep it in the twelve pockets" Scar said taking away the belt from the boy's pants and wearing it diagonally across his chest
"Does those have a limit about holding?" Spirit asked as the group started moving again
"99 pieces for each object...don't ask me how it can hold all that shit and don't weight a ton, I don't know" the Pikachu answered shrugging
"You know a lot about Humans" Flame said
"Escaped several capture attempts, the closest one was with a Megaball, the bastard almost got me, luckily I learned how to overcharge the lock of the pokeballs otherwise by now I would be somewhere sprouting bullshit about friendship and such, since then I decided to learn as much as I could about them...as an human once said Know thy enemy" Scar answered
"What is it like? Inside a ball" Green asked
"It's...strange...you feel kinda at peace, you feel safe, as if the world couldn't hurt you while inside that thing, the stronger the ball the stronger is the feeling, if you are not fast and strong-willed enough that became almost addicting, making you feel the NEED to be caught just to stay in that bubble for as long as you can, once there you became malleable, ready to believe that the trainer is you dearest friend, I saw some of those captured going into depression when the trainer free them, in some cases even leaving themselves die because in withdrawal from that connection with their trainer" Scar answered
"Did they do it on purpose?" Spirit asked
"I will gladly say yes to that, but looking at some of them, I think they just wanted a way to catch us without the risk of the pokemon hurting himself while trying to escape, like that they cut the animosity down enough that the capture is secure, without knowing that the sensation is in fact addictive, otherwise you couldn't see criminals and police officers fight with the same kind of pokemon, what they don't know is that their friends are fighting just in hope of returning to their pokeballs" he answered
"I saw trainers treat us nicely, some of them even kept out of the ball all the time, it gives you hope that maybe someone DO consider us friends" Flame said
"Let's hope so then, because it will only mean that I used to meet only ass-holes back there" the pikachu said sighing
"Here we are, Rockwell town" Spirit said as they reached the town entrance
"There I can see a Pokemon Center, follow me" Scar said motioning them to silently follow him
"Isn't it dangerous entering there? It is frequented by trainers" Spirit said
"I know the nurse" Scar said smirking
"Oh please tell me you didn't do that with an human too!" Spirit said turning from blue to green
"No" he answered to the others elation
"I just eat her out from time to time" he then said
"BLUUUAAARGH!" the other three had to run in the bushes, emptying their stomachs
"You should try instead, it's amazing" he answered tapping on the back door
"It's...it's...Humanity!" Green said sickened
"Eh! You three should come out of your caves more often, the times are changing" Scar answered shrugging
"Who's there? SCAR!" the female nurse said squealing happily, hugging the little rat to her chest, nuzzling
"She knows your name?" Green asked
"It was her to call me like that in the first place" he answered
"What are you doing here? You know it's dangerous to come here" the nurse said looking around for other people
"Excuse me miss Nurse, but we were hoping to have your help" the woman could hear Spirit's thoughts in her head
"W-Who's talking?" she asked looking around
"It's me, I can communicate with your kind using my powers" the Lucario said moving forward
"Ah! Sorry then, for an instant you scared me, you are friends of Scar?" she asked
"Yes, we would like to use your machine to restore us, we have a mission that requires our body to be in top conditions" Spirit said nodding
"I don't know, we are supposed to help only trainers here" the woman said
"Hoy! Spirit? Can you make me talk to her?" Scar asked
"Yes, touch my back an talk using your mind" he answered as the Pikachu hopped down from the woman to climb on the dog's head
"Yo! Sweet-lips! Do you hear me?" Scar asked smirking
"Scar!?" the nurse asked surprised
"The one and only! Come on, let us use that thing, it will cost you nothing, no-one will know" he asked
"But...if someone see us I will be in trouble" she said worried
"I will repay you, deeply" Scar said smirking at her blush
"It's...it's wrong to do things like that, and I have a boyfriend now" she said looking away
"And he is crap compared to me, right? Come on! I know you want to" he said teasingly
"I..." she tried saying
"You know I won't tell, and you know you like it exactly for how WRONG it is" Scar said as his smirk widened
"Just...enter and do it" the nurse said keeping the door opened
"Her race too can be disgusting" Spirit said shaking his head
"Just because you never taste it, it's amazing" Scar said jumping back in the woman's arms that hugged him in a disturbingly possessive way
Few minutes later the group finished their treatment, the three strangers waiting outside for their friend to pay for the nurse help.
"I can't believe he is doing that" Green said gaggling
"Eeh! As he said, times are changing...I saw an human woman order to an Ivysaur to use Vine Whip on her ass and liking the sensation" Flame said sighing
"There are stories about human men hunting down Gardevoirs just for that" Spirit said
"Male or female? Outside of rare cases that turn into a Garlade they look the same" Green asked
"I think it doesn't matter in that case, but I think they obviously look for females" Spirit answered
"Sick bastards" Flame said
"DONE! We can go now" Scar said coming out with a wide smile on his face
"Five more minutes" the nurse said following him on wobbly legs, leaning against the door-frame with glazed eyes
"Sorry, we need to go" Spirit said rapidly, pushing the others away before their yellow friend could have a change of heart and return there.
"So we are ready?" Flame asked
"Yep! She gave me some medicines for burning marks, several potions, paralysis, frostbites and even sleep ailments!" Scar said patting the belt
"We still don't have TM or HM, but I am ready to use them once we get some" Green said nodding
"Good! I will be the one on the front to speak with the humans at the Gym, Flame?" Spirit asked
"I will take the back, this should be a Rock-element Gym so Green and Spirit will be on the front-line with me as support should the fight be too hard, Scar will take care of healing and act as Guard with me once we are done, his element is weak against them, but is non-electrical attacks should still help us" Flame said
"Very well, let's go then!" Green said as they started moving
Neonova – Rockwell Town – Gym -
"I am Stephan, master of the Rocks and King of the stones!" a big muscular man with a skin-tight shirt and Mimetic pants said grinning at the new trainer that reached him.
"My friend, your boisterous introduction never cease to amaze me" a man with spiky blond hair said scratching the little Vulpix around his neck behind the ear, the pokemon yipping happily at the attentions
"Ah, Minato! You are instead too much relaxed! That Vulpix still has to evolve" Stephan answered
"My little Naruto here will evolve once he is ready, right?" the blond man answered caressing his companion
"Vulpi-Vulpix!" the little fox answered
In that moment the door of the Gym exploded thanks to a well-placed fireball of Flame, launching the thing against the far-away wall, scaring he few trainers in there.
"HERE WE ARE, BITCHES!" Scar said from Spirit's head
"We are here to demonstrate that Pokemon don't need trainers to win the badges, we demand to fight with the gym leader by ourselves!" Spirit said fiercely, his voice echoing in everyone's mind
"What!? Ahahaha! That's rich! You little critters needs us! Capture them" Steohan said with a booming laugh
"What? Are you a little scary princess? Do you fear to become our little bitch?" Scar asked grinning
"Let them try, is actually a good idea, I will use this for my research" Minato said grabbing Stephan's shoulder
"What!?" the man said surprised
"I am Minato Namikaze, Gym Leader of Firegood city, I wish to study how different the strength of a trained Pokemon is against a wild one, can I watch this fight and make you some questions later? I can give you my word that I will personally escort you out and stop whoever will try to catch you" he said kneeling to go eye-level with Spirit
"You know that for a lot of us an human's word means nothing?" Spirit said
"I thought so, but still I ask you to trust me" Minato said
"Come on! Tou-san is a good guy! I can help you people too 'ttebayo!" the little Vulpix said smirking
"Dad? You see him as a father?" Green asked surprised
"Yup! He didn't even caught me, he just cured my wounds and freed me, I went back in gratitude and I am his companion since then" he answered
"Shit! That's strange" Scar said surprised
"So? Will you give me a chance?" Minato asked
"So be it, but pay attention, we will attack you too should you try something" the Lucario said as the others nodded
"Let me guess, you convinced them, don't you, Naruto? Good boy!" the man said happily, scratching the Vulpix belly with an huge smile
"Vuuuuulpix!" the fox said cooing happily
"Please, take a room you two!" Scar said groaning
"THEN SO BE IT! COME AT ME! ME AND MY POKEMON WILL DEFEAT YOU ALL!" Stephan said growling, making the other trainers move away
"Hey! I was here first! I have to beat you before that loser Satoshi come here!" the trainer in front of Stephan said in anger
"Fuck off, Brat! I have a lesson to teach them!" the mansaid grabbing the boy to shove him away, a feral smile on his face
"Come on! I am waiting for you!" he said launching the first of his pokeballs
"I shall be your first challenger!" Green said before moving forward
"I'll guide you, pay attention" Flame said moving in the trainer position
"Eyes open, guys! It starts now!" Spirit said as he and Scar moved to cover the two's back
The challenge was finally starting!
The end!
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