Title : Then again, it's just a phone call

Ratings: May go up to M. I suggest you wait till I raise the ratings.

Summary : Just some phone drabbles between our favorite hetalia pairings. Ever wonder what they're conversations are like? We'll see. Some might be perverted, some might be lighthearted. For now, I'll keep it in T. Just in case.

A/N : I know I'm in the middle of my Cinderella Boy project but I so totally can't help myself from not doing this. Anyway, I was checking out some Kradam fanfic and I happen to stumble upon this style. I took it as an inspiration and boom. Here it is. This is where your review comes in. I take request couples. I do absolutely anything because I'm a crazy bitch.

Italics for England

Bold for America

RING

RING

RING

"Hello?"

"What now you Git?"

"Why didn't you pick up on the first ring?"

"Because unlike you I'm busy"

"Busy doing what?"

"…."

"…."

"THINGS! Why are you even asking me?"

"Nothing. Just curious."

[/sigh] "why did you call?"

"I missed you"

"Then go home so you could see me"

"I can't"

"Why the bloody hell not?"

"…"

"Where are you?"

"…"

[/Roll eyes] "You're in Mcdonalds again aren't you?"

"…"

"ALFRED!"

[/quivers] "…Yes. Yes I am. Sorry bout ditching you in bed this morning"

[/eye twitches] "No need to say sorry you Git. You're not sleeping in the bed tonight"

"But Iggy!"

"No buts you, Idiot!"

"But I was planning to do something special for us tonight"

"Then I guess you have to do that on your own now, don't you?"

"But Iggy, we're going to try your fantasies next"

"…"

"Iggy?"

"Fine."

"I knew you wouldn't deprive me of sex"

"Just hurry back home you bloody little idiot"

"I can't"

"Why the fuck not?"

"Because I ordered the biggest burger they had, I'm supposed to fi-"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah whatever"

[/munches over the phone]

"Why did you call?"

"Mpf? Mpfecause impf mpfiss mpfyou"

"What?"

[/gulps] "Because I miss you"

"Yeah… whatever"

"What are you doing now?"

"Lying on the bed"

"What are you wearing?"

"For God's sake Alfred, we're not having phone sex"

"Aww… Why not?"

"Because you're in a fast food diner you stupid git!"

"And so…?"

"AND SO?"

"And… so…?"

"And so you'll be all hot and bothered then someone might notice you. There are kids in there you moron!"

"Oh yeah… thanks for reminding me"

[/rolls eyes]

"Want me to bring you home anything?"

"No thank you, I'd rather eat my own meal than chunk down 45 pounds of cholesterol from that murder factory"

"Suit yourself. They have this killer fries"

"Yes. Exactly. Killer."

"…"

"Don't order anymore."

"But I… But I need more"

"Shut up you bloody git! You should maintain your weight. I'm not planning on going out with someone who has a dolphin in his belly"

"I work out Iggy, calm your beeswax"

"Whatever. Just don't order anymore"

"Okay."

"…"

"Alfred? Still there?"

Background : Yeah. I'll have two cheeseburgers and a large cola. Thanks.

"Didn't I told you not to order anymore?"

"What? What are you talking about...? PSSSH. I'm about to leave. I'm already starting my engine see, VROOOM"

"That's it. I'm hanging up."

"No, no, Iggy wait!"

"What now?!"

"Don't hang-up yet. I'm lonely I need someone to talk to."

"Why don't you talk to your cheeseburgers and large coke?"

"C'mon Iggy, we both know you can't talk to inanimate things."

"Really? I didn't know. Thanks for enlightening me."

"Hey… Do I hear sarcasm? You don't have to be that rude Iggy."

"Aww… Did I offend the Mcdonald's geek?"

"Okay. That is just simply insulting Iggy. That actually hurts"

[/Rolls eyes]

"Hey!"

"I'm hanging up.."

"Yeah sure go ahead. See if I care."

"Okay. Bye!"

"Ha! As if you're going to—"

DISCONNECTED

"Hello?... Hello?... Iggy?"

RING

"WHAT?"

"Why'd you hang up?" [/munch]

"You really have to ask?"

"MPFYEAH"

"Could you stop doing that?"

"GULP. Doing what?"

"That."

"What?"

"I'm hanging up."

"Wait. No. Wait."

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL NOW?"

"Do you want anything? Fries? Hotdogs? Pie?"

"No. GOODBYE."

"wait Iggy. Love you!"

"…"

"…"

"I love you too. Go home! NOW!"

"Wh—"

"I MISS YOU TOO!"

DISCONNECTED.

Alfred stared at his phone. Smiling cheekily to himself he took another bite on his burger.

"Sir. Do you those cheeseburgers for here or to go?"

"You know what? I want to go home. So… Let me have that for to go"

"Alright"

A/N: Ha! I conquered your entire eight minutes! Sorry if the quotation marks raped your eye. This is a phone conversation. Not really much too it actually. REVIEWS?