AN: Dudes, I know I always say I'll finish a fic and of course I never do.
But do not fear! Actually it would be smart if you did. But anyways, if any
of you happy fanfic readers have ever stumbled upon my MEU than you will
know how truly twisted my mind is. But that lotr stuff and that's too easy
to do. Hp is more of a challenge. I could do what I did in the lotr
department and make everyone think sick twisted thoughts just like in lotr
but where are my manners? This story has evolved from another I wrote in
lotr. The story was called Angel on A Mission. I never finished it,
actually I never got passed three chapters really. My sad little
confession. Anyways, I'm using that previous story as a base for this next
one, bit like a sequel. So, if you ever get the chance to read my lotr
stuff, be warned it sucks cock ok? BUT I am here to make it all up with
some hp smut, lots and lots of Draco smut and excessive use of dangerously
stupid attics. Be warned, don't say I didn't warn you ppl ok? Oh and by the
way, Kate, the gir who also appears in this story is friend of mine so
don't dis her!
Angel On A Mission.
Chapter One: New Job.
Angel Worker Jessica ID number 1719852002456 sat at her desk absently mindedly flicking balls of paper across her desk to the empty chair in front of her. She let out a heavy sigh wondering if her friend and co worker was ever going get back. She leaned back into her chair and opened her drawer. She winced at the site of a mass of paperclips, papers and past reports on jobs she had done. One particularly stood out. In a cream white manila folder sprawled across in big red niko letters was one word. Well one abbreviated word. LOTR. She shuddered at the images that flew back. Orlando Bloom naked in the shower, Elijah Wood with hairy feet again and Viggo Mortensen falling under a spell and acting gay for the entire trip. She never wanted to go back to Middle-Earth with that lot EVER again. She quickly shut the drawer, just as she did this her friend came back with two steaming cups of coffee.
"I thought you got lost you took so long," Jessica exclaimed taking the cup from her friend's hand.
The other angel laughed, "Not far from it Jess,"
Jessica looked with a cocked eyebrow, "What did you do Kate?"
Again the Angel worker named Kate ID number 1719852002921 laughed happily, "Oh nothing, ran into Dave though,"
Jessica groaned, "My god Kate, I wonder where all your morals went when you came to the 6th floor,"
"The same place all your sense of fun went when you came here," she shot back punching her friend lightly in the arm.
"All the same, I've been here longer than you," Jessica said sending her a sideways glance.
"Are the rumors true then? You are totally stuck to your job?"
Jessica nearly sputtered in her hot coffee, "I think not, I tell what happens when you're here all the time, and last time that happened it wasn't intentionally either, you get landed with fanfics," she gave inward shudder.
"I though that was fanfics department, now ours, we deal with passing over's, how did you get landed with a fanfic?' Kate asked grinning.
"Chief calls me into the office putting out the deal on the table, and then I, spat it right out. It was terrible Kate, believe me, you'd never think the LOTR's gang is so bloody annoying," she looked darkly at her desk drawer again.
Kate laughed and shook her head.
The two sipped their coffee thinking about pretty much the same thing, only in a different perspective. Jessica never wanted to fanfic again, whereas Kate, who had never done it before, couldn't wait for it to happen. She pretty much got her wish.
"Oi! Jess and Kate, the chief wants to see you in his office," it was Dave.
Jessica remembered when he had called for her last time, another inward shudder.
Kate looked at Jessica with raised eyebrows, Jessica did a quick mental prayer to god before the two headed down the hall to the chief's office.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"What!?!?! There is no way that I'm going!" Jessica was furious, standing in the middle of the room filled with papers and empty pizza boxes with her hands on her hips.
Kate sat in the chair offered to her earlier grinning away.
"There is no way in heaven or hell am I going to do this!"
"Jess, please settle down. You don't see Kate here going crazy over this," the chief said in a calm sort of negotiator way.
"That's because she thinks this is bloody brilliant, she wasn't there when we did the LOTR's,"
The chief gave a inward shudder, "That's was totally different, we're not dealing with actors passing over,"
"Then why are we doing this? This is not our department," Jessica exclaimed collapsing at last into the chair beside Kate.
"Because, the fanfic people saw the good job you did on the LOTR's saga," even the chief said this with a strained voice.
"They obviously didn't read the report very well did they," Jessica muttered under her breathe.
"Look, you haven't got a choice either way you're going to Hogwarts, and you're going to sort out the mad fan fiction that's going on there. Whether you like it or not. Dumbledore has agreed and he has sent us all the things you'll need for the year,"
"The year!? I didn't know it was for a year!?" Jessica exclaimed obviously outraged again.
"We have to make this as realistic as possible, some of the characters are still themselves and if they pick up on what's going on you know what that could mean," the chief said these last words very darkly indeed. The 'dark' moment was ruined when Jessica let out a whine,
"Buuuuuut, this is not fair!"
The chief sighed.
"Chief, what's our cover story?" Kate asked calmly but enjoying the situation all the same.
Jessica heard the chief's voice through her hands which were clutching at her face.
"You're both seventh years and your transferring from another school because it has closed down,"
Jessica looked up, she had the same unconvinced look on her face as Kate, "You know that won't work,"
"Yeah well someone already used the transferring from another school because they didn't fit in one already, someone named angel-ink or something," (AN: Omg I had to do that! HehehehE)
Jessica groaned and went back to sulking. Kate only grinned.
"All your Hogwarts gear should have already arrived and I think it's in your quarters already. Robes, uniforms, books, and of course your wands,"
Jessica looked up and grinned mischievously, "Wands did you say?"
"NO, Jess you are restricted to use those wands only for class purposes only," the chief said these words very sternly.
Jessica sighed and slumped back in her chair looking immensely bored.
"Chief, what house are we in?" Kate asked curiously.
"I think it's called Gryffindor,"
Kate's grin turned even wider.
"I think that's the best news I've heard all day," Jessica muttered.
She played the plan over in her mind again. A whole year n Hogwarts just because the stupid fanfiction department couldn't control their own writers. God, she seriously though about quitting the 6th floor and going up to the 8th floor where they dealt with old people. Be so much easier than it was here.
~~~~~~~~~~~
"I can't believe we're going to Hogwarts!" Kate exclaimed breathlessly as the two friends made their way back to their en suite quarters.
"I'm trying not to," Jessica said through gritted teeth.
"Oh come off it Jess, I know how crazy you were over Harry Potter when we were kids,"
"That's just it Kate, I was a kid and I was stupid, I was also dumb enough crazy about LOTR and see how that turned out,"
Kate only grinned, "Yeah but you're going to admit aren't you that you were a very into it fanfic writer, once, in a galaxy far far away,"
"I'm going to kill you one day Kate,"
"Go ahead and try, we're already dead,"
Jessica rolled her eyes as they opened the door to their quarters. Two large trunks bearing the Hogwarts coat of arms lay on the large table in the middle of the room. There were two stacks of books and a box full of parchments and lots of quills and ink bottles. Their new robes were also lain out on the table.
"If I ever meet J.K Rowling, I'm going to kill her," Jessica muttered as Kate happily sifted through their new things.
AN: Whatcha reckon? It's pretty much the same scenario as my previous Angel story but it's based the same way.
Angel On A Mission.
Chapter One: New Job.
Angel Worker Jessica ID number 1719852002456 sat at her desk absently mindedly flicking balls of paper across her desk to the empty chair in front of her. She let out a heavy sigh wondering if her friend and co worker was ever going get back. She leaned back into her chair and opened her drawer. She winced at the site of a mass of paperclips, papers and past reports on jobs she had done. One particularly stood out. In a cream white manila folder sprawled across in big red niko letters was one word. Well one abbreviated word. LOTR. She shuddered at the images that flew back. Orlando Bloom naked in the shower, Elijah Wood with hairy feet again and Viggo Mortensen falling under a spell and acting gay for the entire trip. She never wanted to go back to Middle-Earth with that lot EVER again. She quickly shut the drawer, just as she did this her friend came back with two steaming cups of coffee.
"I thought you got lost you took so long," Jessica exclaimed taking the cup from her friend's hand.
The other angel laughed, "Not far from it Jess,"
Jessica looked with a cocked eyebrow, "What did you do Kate?"
Again the Angel worker named Kate ID number 1719852002921 laughed happily, "Oh nothing, ran into Dave though,"
Jessica groaned, "My god Kate, I wonder where all your morals went when you came to the 6th floor,"
"The same place all your sense of fun went when you came here," she shot back punching her friend lightly in the arm.
"All the same, I've been here longer than you," Jessica said sending her a sideways glance.
"Are the rumors true then? You are totally stuck to your job?"
Jessica nearly sputtered in her hot coffee, "I think not, I tell what happens when you're here all the time, and last time that happened it wasn't intentionally either, you get landed with fanfics," she gave inward shudder.
"I though that was fanfics department, now ours, we deal with passing over's, how did you get landed with a fanfic?' Kate asked grinning.
"Chief calls me into the office putting out the deal on the table, and then I, spat it right out. It was terrible Kate, believe me, you'd never think the LOTR's gang is so bloody annoying," she looked darkly at her desk drawer again.
Kate laughed and shook her head.
The two sipped their coffee thinking about pretty much the same thing, only in a different perspective. Jessica never wanted to fanfic again, whereas Kate, who had never done it before, couldn't wait for it to happen. She pretty much got her wish.
"Oi! Jess and Kate, the chief wants to see you in his office," it was Dave.
Jessica remembered when he had called for her last time, another inward shudder.
Kate looked at Jessica with raised eyebrows, Jessica did a quick mental prayer to god before the two headed down the hall to the chief's office.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"What!?!?! There is no way that I'm going!" Jessica was furious, standing in the middle of the room filled with papers and empty pizza boxes with her hands on her hips.
Kate sat in the chair offered to her earlier grinning away.
"There is no way in heaven or hell am I going to do this!"
"Jess, please settle down. You don't see Kate here going crazy over this," the chief said in a calm sort of negotiator way.
"That's because she thinks this is bloody brilliant, she wasn't there when we did the LOTR's,"
The chief gave a inward shudder, "That's was totally different, we're not dealing with actors passing over,"
"Then why are we doing this? This is not our department," Jessica exclaimed collapsing at last into the chair beside Kate.
"Because, the fanfic people saw the good job you did on the LOTR's saga," even the chief said this with a strained voice.
"They obviously didn't read the report very well did they," Jessica muttered under her breathe.
"Look, you haven't got a choice either way you're going to Hogwarts, and you're going to sort out the mad fan fiction that's going on there. Whether you like it or not. Dumbledore has agreed and he has sent us all the things you'll need for the year,"
"The year!? I didn't know it was for a year!?" Jessica exclaimed obviously outraged again.
"We have to make this as realistic as possible, some of the characters are still themselves and if they pick up on what's going on you know what that could mean," the chief said these last words very darkly indeed. The 'dark' moment was ruined when Jessica let out a whine,
"Buuuuuut, this is not fair!"
The chief sighed.
"Chief, what's our cover story?" Kate asked calmly but enjoying the situation all the same.
Jessica heard the chief's voice through her hands which were clutching at her face.
"You're both seventh years and your transferring from another school because it has closed down,"
Jessica looked up, she had the same unconvinced look on her face as Kate, "You know that won't work,"
"Yeah well someone already used the transferring from another school because they didn't fit in one already, someone named angel-ink or something," (AN: Omg I had to do that! HehehehE)
Jessica groaned and went back to sulking. Kate only grinned.
"All your Hogwarts gear should have already arrived and I think it's in your quarters already. Robes, uniforms, books, and of course your wands,"
Jessica looked up and grinned mischievously, "Wands did you say?"
"NO, Jess you are restricted to use those wands only for class purposes only," the chief said these words very sternly.
Jessica sighed and slumped back in her chair looking immensely bored.
"Chief, what house are we in?" Kate asked curiously.
"I think it's called Gryffindor,"
Kate's grin turned even wider.
"I think that's the best news I've heard all day," Jessica muttered.
She played the plan over in her mind again. A whole year n Hogwarts just because the stupid fanfiction department couldn't control their own writers. God, she seriously though about quitting the 6th floor and going up to the 8th floor where they dealt with old people. Be so much easier than it was here.
~~~~~~~~~~~
"I can't believe we're going to Hogwarts!" Kate exclaimed breathlessly as the two friends made their way back to their en suite quarters.
"I'm trying not to," Jessica said through gritted teeth.
"Oh come off it Jess, I know how crazy you were over Harry Potter when we were kids,"
"That's just it Kate, I was a kid and I was stupid, I was also dumb enough crazy about LOTR and see how that turned out,"
Kate only grinned, "Yeah but you're going to admit aren't you that you were a very into it fanfic writer, once, in a galaxy far far away,"
"I'm going to kill you one day Kate,"
"Go ahead and try, we're already dead,"
Jessica rolled her eyes as they opened the door to their quarters. Two large trunks bearing the Hogwarts coat of arms lay on the large table in the middle of the room. There were two stacks of books and a box full of parchments and lots of quills and ink bottles. Their new robes were also lain out on the table.
"If I ever meet J.K Rowling, I'm going to kill her," Jessica muttered as Kate happily sifted through their new things.
AN: Whatcha reckon? It's pretty much the same scenario as my previous Angel story but it's based the same way.