I don't own ANYTHING but me...and your soul! This Has NO plot at all, and is completely a creation of sleep deprivation!
Me: *takes a long drag of weed while watching OHSHC* I love this show. It's so colorful…HAHAHA! SEATBELTS!...I'm sleeeeeeeeepy. *yawn* I sleep now. * drifts off*
-A few seconds later-
Me: *wakes up in the Host Club room*
Hikaru: What is it? *pokes my forehead*
Karou: Is it a boy or a girl? *pokes my arm*
Me: This is really vivid trip.
Hikaru and Karou: Trip? I don't see any transportation.
Haruhi: She means she's high.
Tamaki: But she's on the ground. How can she be high?
Kyoya: Haruhi means that our guest is using drugs.
Honey: Drugs?
Mori:…
Haruhi: Weed. If you smoke it, you get what you call a "trip" and-
Me: It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy!
Honey: Cake does that to me! *smiles innocently*
Mori:…
*car alarm starts outside*
Me: HAHA! Hellllloooooo! I'm a caaaaaaaaarrrr! Gasoline makes me run! SEEAT BEEELTS! HAHAHA! DANE, YOU SILLY BITCH! HAHAHA!
Host Club: O_O
Me: I'M AS HIGH AS A MOTHER FUC-
Mori: *slaps hand over my mouth*
Haruhi: Jesus, this girl is messed up real bad.
Me: HELLZ YEAH!...I want to watch Finding Nemo! HAHA! NEMO RYHMES WITH HOMO! BWAHAHAHAH! PUD-DING! DING DING DING DING!
Tamaki: What do we do?
Haruhi: Give her some pudding?
Me: I DON'T WANT PUDDING! I WANT VODKA!
Haruhi: You're a minor, you shouldn't be drinking.
Me: I shouldn't be doing a lot of shit. *turns to Tamaki* Like this! *punches him*
Tamaki: GAAAAHH! NOT AGAIN! *slaps me away and I'm knocked unconscious*
-An hour later-
Me: *sober* God, my head is killing me. *sees the Host club standing around me* Did I do something?
Honey: You slapped Tama-chan!
Twins: *clapping* Bravo, stoner.
Me: I'm not a stoner! *everything fades to black*
-Wakes up-
Me: that was a bad trip.
Kindra: I know. You kept shouting in your sleep.
Me: I was?
Kindra: Yeah, something about homos and pudding?
Me: Oh yes, the pudding. And the twincest.
Kindra: WHAT?
Me: Nothing, dear.