It was a sunny day in Magnolia, but instead of being outside, Lucy Heartphilia was sitting at her desk. In front of her were a pen and piece of paper. She carefully wrote a final sentence, then set it on the side to dry, sighing with pleasure.

"I'm done," Lucy said to herself. "Even though it's only a first draft and a crappy one at that, but I've done it. I've written a novel,"

Plue watched from the side, nodding in approval. "Puun,"

Lucy leaned back in her chair and smiled. She closed her eyes and began to daydream.

-Begin Daydream-

"Lucy, I've permanently cured my motion sickness!" Natsu whooped as he did the macarena on a cruise ship. The members of Fairy Tail cheered.

Erza was on the same cruise ship. "Attention everyone, I will going on vacation for a year, so be sure to behave yourselves at the guild," She suddenly grabbed Natsu and gave him a noogie. "You and I will have a lot of fun,"

"...NOOOOOOOO~!" wailed Natsu, trying to jump off the ship.

On shore, a fully dressed Gray turned to Lucy. "Lucy, because I no longer strip in random places, I have saved quite a bit of money from not having to buy new clothes, and I want to give that money to you,"

"Really? Thank you!" Lucy hugged him. Lluvia smiled awkwardly.

Makarov appeared before Lucy. "Lucy, I've decided that you are worthy enough to pursue the awesomeness that is a S-Class Quest,"

"Would you like to spend the night with me?" Loki had arrived from the Celestial Spirit world. "We could make some magic,"

"I want to be just like you!" squealed Edo-Lucy.

Everyone began to praise Lucy, and tonight, it was truly an evening of pure magic.

-End Daydream-

"...LUCY~!" Natsu yelled right into her ear.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH~!" Lucy realized a second too late that she had still been leaning back in her chair. The two legs on the floor wobbled, and the entire thing came crashing down to the floor. She started to see stars.

"Look Lucy, it's the Star Fish!" Happy waved a fish decorated with a star motif in front of Lucy's face.

"Idiot cat!" Lucy pushed away Happy and his fish. Her vision was blurry from the head trauma, but she could see a pink haired figure reaching onto her desk and picking up a stack of papers...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!" With a majestic leap, Lucy dove for her novel. It was yanked out of Natsu's grasp immediately.

The dragon slayer was not pleased. "You've been working on that for a year now, I want to read it!"

"I won't let you!"

"Why not?"

"Because!" With that comeback, Lucy ran out with her novel, leaving behind an incredulous Natsu and Happy.

Natsu scratched his head. "Happy, we're going to read that whether she likes it or not!"

"Aye!" Happy replied enthusiastically.

Levi squealed to herself as she read the story. "Lu-chan, it's great! You could definitely get this published!"

Lucy blushed. "Oh, it's not that good,"

Suddenly, Gray Fullbuster burst onto the scene in all his naked glory. "Is that Lucy's novel? I want to read it!"

"It'll only take me another minute," Levi waved Gray away, her glasses allowing her to read very fast.

"You can't read it!" Lucy planted her palms onto Gray's chest and tried to use brute force to push him away.

"Ugh...arg...gack...read...story..." choked out Gray as Lucy moved her hands into a solid grip on his throat.

Erza looked up from her magazine. "Gray, were you being mean to Lucy?"

"Me...mean...?" Gray rasped. "I'm...choking..."

"And put on some clothes!" With unnatural speed, Erza was at Gray's side, and was holding a knife to his throat. Lucy quickly stepped back from Gray, and Erza took the opportunity to advance even closer onto the ice mage.

"I have clothes, they're right here,"

They watched Gray dress shakily. Erza nodded in satisfaction.

Meanwhile, Levi sighed happily. "It's the best novel I ever read,"

"Ah, you flatter me too much," Lucy took the story from Levi's outstretched hands.

The doors to the guild flew open. Natsu and Happy entered, scanning the premises for Lucy.

"THERE SHE IS!"

"FIRE DRAGON'S ROAR~!" Natsu's eyes became maniacal and evil as he breathed a ball of fire at Lucy. She immediately turned to ashes. "I WIN!"

"...Natsu, why is Lucy made of cotton balls?"

"Huh?" The fire mage looked over at Happy, who was pulling blackened bits of cotton from an open seam in the...Lucy doll?

Everyone in the guild watched the incident, marveling at Natsu's stupidity.

"...how dare they mock my genius!" exclaimed Natsu. "The likes of a doll cannot fool me!"

Happy had produced a fish and was now nomming away at it. "I think it just did,"

"I will find Lucy!" proclaimed Natsu, ignoring Happy's statement. "I will find her, and I will make her give me the novel to read! Now, off to the second floor!"

"But if you killed Lucy, how would you have gotten to read it?" were the last of Happy's words that everyone else heard.

Lucy poked her head out from behind the bar. "Thanks, Mirajane, for hiding me,"

Mirajane smiled. "No problem,"

AN: This is my first Fairy Tail fanfic...read & enjoy. I don't know if Natsu or Gray will get to read this novel of Lucy's...we will see.