"Diary's of a Bishonen Hunter" by Lady Cell
"Lady Cell strikes back!"
AN: Milantex is one of my best friends, we fight a lot...and my boyfriend will apear in the future chappies also!
Lady Cell: ((Humming)) ((Clicks on a link to send a post)) I've had enough of all these people who talk about "Emu soaps"! And I'm sick and tired of Milantex picking a fight with me and then saying it's my fault! ((About to send the post, when the computer freezes))
((Lady Cell gets pissed of and bangs the computer, but the computer then turns off))
Lady Cell: NOOOOO! ARGH! That was the best connection I've had in months! And I needed to download only 1 more of that Anime music Video! Can things get any worse?
((The instant she finishes that, it starts raining outside and the electricity goes off))
Lady Cell: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ANSWER! ((Suddenly, her mobile rings)) Message? From Milantex? ((Opens it))
Lady Cell just wanted to remind you that I will kill you for what you did!
Lady Cell: --… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
((Lady Cell teleports from her room))
((Milantex is sitting in his room, downloading a DBZ movie))Milantex: Just a little more…
((Suddenly, the electricity goes off))
Milantex: OO Wh…WHAT? NO DAMN YOU!
Lady Cell: ((Watching Milantex from outside)) XD, that's just the beginning!
Milantex: ((Notices a light coming from outside)) Sanja?
Lady Cell: ((Face faults)) S…sanja? ((Powers up a Ki-blast)) IT'S LADY CELL YOU BAKA! ((Throws the Ki-blast at Milantex, destroying his room))
((Lady Cell decides that she should go torture someone else, seeing that the ki-blast must have at least knocked Milantex out))
Milantex: ((Gets up from the pile)) what's got into her? ((Decides to follow her))
((Lady Cell is flying above the town; Milantex is following her close behind))
Lady Cell: (What else can I do to make me feel better?) OH YES! I can go and destroy some more!
Milantex: (She's gonna do WHAT! I've got to stop her before she does anymore damage!)
((Milantex fires a ki-blast at Lady Cell, catching her by surprise))
Lady Cell: EEEEEEKKKK! What bakayaro would attack a girl?
Milantex: Sanja, just what the hell is wrong with you? Have you gone completely mad?
Lady Cell: ((Her eye twitches because of the Sanja thing)) Its Lady Cell you baka! And I have not gone mad! I am just making everybody who hurt and teased me till now PAY! ((Fire's a ki-blast at Milantex)) Now LEAVE ME ALONE!
Milantex: ((Flies out of the Ki-blast's way)) Is that the best you can do?
Lady Cell You really wanna die, don't you?
Milantex: ((Sarcastic)) Oh, I'm so scared
Lady Cell: ((Vein pops)) don't make me use the Dragon slave
Milantex: ((Sticks out tongue and pulls down eye-lid)) Nyaaaha! ((Stops)) Dragon what?
Lady Cell: Darkness beyond twilight…crimson beyond blood that flows…
Milantex: ((Completely stops teasing her)) what the hell is that? A new attack?
((Somewhere far away, Lina Inverse is eating her heart because of this))
Lina: AAAARRGGHHHH! How does she now the Dragon Slave? ONLY I AM ALOVED TO KNOW THAT SPELL!
((Back to the fight))
Milantex: Who is Lina Inverse?
Lady Cell: …All the foes who stand before the mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hands…Let the fools before me be destroyed by the power you and I posses!
((Lady Cell opens her eyes and stands in a pose similar when doing a Kamehameha))
Lady Cell: DRAGON SLAVE! ((Unleashes a powerful red ki-blast on Milantex))
Milantex: ((Braces himself for the attack)) Ok ((Fires a strong Blue Ki-blast and the struggle begins))
((Both sides are even, Lady Cell then pushes more power into her attack and it overpowers Milantex's attack so that the Ki-ball almost blasts Milantex))
Milantex: OH NO YOU DON'T! HA!
((Milantex pushes more energy into the attack and they are even again))
Milantex: Just a little more…
Lady Cell: (Damn it…my hands are burning up…)
((Milantex pushes even more power and he totally overpowers Lady Cell's attack, but Lady Cell steps aside and starts cooling of her hands))
Lady Cell: ITAE! Hot, hot, hot, hot, HOT! ((Turns into a chibi))
Milantex: oo and to think, a second ago she was ready to kill me
Lady Cell: ((Gets those chibi tears)) It huuuuuurts…
Milantex: You act like a kid! Here let me see... ((Goes to take Lady's hands to see the burns))
Lady Cell: ((Pulls her hands to her chest)) No!
Milantex: Come on! You're acting like a child! Let me see your hands
Lady Cell: ((Flies back)) Nuh-uh! ((Shakes head))
Milantex: Lady…
Lady Cell: I don't wanna!
Milantex: …
Lady Cell: I hate this day! First I have to go to school, then I get into a fight with ALL the boys, then they all tease me, and my computer gets a virus, then my computer completely dies, the electricity dies out and you send me threatening letters and now my hands hurt! ((Starts bawling))
Milantex: Brat… ((Flies away home, leaving Lady Cell behind))
Lady Cell: ((Suddenly acts serious)) you are not going to leave me here are you? ((Murderous grin)) Cause that wouldn't be very nice!
Milantex: Just what do you want me to do?
Lady Cell: ((Grins evily))
((Lady Cell is reading a list, while Milantex is nowhere to be seen))
((Milantex suddenly runs inside, closing the door behind him and melting the handle))
Lady Cell: Have you done the last thing from the list?
Milantex: Those fan girls are dangerous! They almost killed me
Lady Cell: Did you do it or not?
Milantex: ((Gives Lady Cell a small bottle with a certain green man inside it)) Here! One Cell sealed in a magic bottle.
Lady Cell: That's the last one on the list! ((Puts the bottle with the angry Cell on a shelf with many bottle's like that))
Cell: ((In a cute, high-pitched voice)) Hey, let me out, let me out!
Milantex: Is that all?
Lady Cell: ((Counting her bishies)) …Kurapica, Hisoka, Killua, Illumi, Wing-san, Kuroro, Feitan, Shalnark, Cell, 7 Cell jrs, Goten, Gohan, Mirai no Trunks, Jeice, Brolly, Juunana-gou, Shin, Vegeta, Zellgadis, Xellos, Gourry, Valgav, Sesshomaru, Naraku, Kouga, Inuyasha, Miroku, Alucard, Alexander, Chihiri, Hotohori, Tomahome, Tasuke, Nuriko, Nakago, The cute flute twins, Vash the Stampede and the cute priest guy, Van, Allen, Falcon, Ryoga, Ranma, Pantyhose Taro, Mousse, Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara, Tsume, Kiba, Seto Kaiba, Yami Yugi, Cloud aaaaaaand….Sephiroth! That's about it! You forgot about some bishies! And where are my Shaman King bishies?
Milantex: It was dangerous to get those other guys...they're scary
Lady Cell: Humph((Puts all the bottle's in a special room that has a glass wall))
Milantex: ((Turns away from the Bishonen crazy girl)) is she normal at all? ((Looks back at her))
((Lady Cell uses mental powers to open all the bottles))
Milantex: OO Definitely not! I'm getting out of here! ((Flies out of the room))
((All the bishonens get out of the bottles))
Kurapica: Where am I?
Hisoka: ((Building a tower made from cards)) Eh?
Gourry: I'm hungry
Hotohori: Where is my Miaka?
Tomahome: Shut up! She's my girlfriend ((gets in to a fight with Hotohori))
Alexander: Where am I ((Suddenly notices Alucard)) UNHOLLY CREATURE! ALUCARD! ((Attacks him))
Alucard: ((Notices that Alexander is charging at him)) Will this guy ever give me a brake? ((Notices something, chuckles and disappears in to the floor))
Alexander: ((slashes Nuriko's hair off by accident))
Nuriko: BASTARD! ((Attacks Alexander))
Sesshomaru: What in my fathers name…?
Inuyasha: SESSHOMARU! ((attacks Sesshomaru with his fang-sword))
Brolly: Kakaroto…
Jeice: Chill out big guy…
Ranma: Tell me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Vash look like a fusion of Alexander and Alucard?
Zellgadis: ((Shudders)) Scary thought…
((Cloud and Sephiroth are…you guessed it-Fighting))
Naruto: I will beat all of you, because one day I will become a Hokage!
Sasuke: ((Looking bored)) Yeah right...
Naruto: ((Notices Sasuke)) AH, YOU! You are no longer gonna steal the light from me, and Sakura will love me, not you! ((Attacks Sasuke))
Cell: ((Trying to blast his way out))
Lady Cell: Sorry Cell, but no matter how much you try, you wont be able to blast your way out! These walls absorb every ki-blast you fire at them and return it back to you!
Cell: -- Drat!
THE END
Or is it?
Jesus, that was a crappy chapter...but it describes my life perfectly! This was planned to be a one-shot, but if you want, i can continue...I have plenty ideas on my mind! Plenty Milantex and Apo-kun (My boyfriend) is included in those ideas ((Chuckles evily)) I cant wait! Sure I love (Adore)my boyfriend, but hey! I am a sadist! ((Laughs)) Also, if you ask me to continue, there will be a lot of bishies in the future! If this chappie is crappy, it's because I wrote it when i was 11 and when I didn't have a boyfriend, andI am 14 now. I updated some bishies now, but everything else is very old. Emu-soaps are actually when Milantex-san and I fought on a forum and everyone thought we were a couple, even though Milantex is older than me. Well, see ya'll latter