If Ranma was the Internet
There is no reason. There is never any reason. This story is explained with the title. This is a short bit I couldn't help writing.
Ok, characters and their Internet corner.
Akane:
Feminazi/Easily Offended SJW
Nabiki:
Ebay/Craiglist with a dash of YouTube troll
Kasumi:
A little kid losing her innocence on Le narwhal bacon fedora Internet (as the redittors say)
Genma:
Dota Player/cod kid
Soun:
Let's Player (overreacting)
And let's not forget...
Ranma:
Troll. Need I say more? 'Cept he CAN "fite me irl bruh"
Let's begin, shall we?
'Twas a sunny day in a ward in japan. I look down the street at a boy and a man.
But suddenly, we feel a wet splatter! it appears to be raining... Is that man growing fatter? An odd sight is seen, as from what we have gleaned, the man is a panda and the boy is... Nowhere to be seen?
Instead of a boy walking aside, we see a creature with hips quite wide. The girl turns to the beast and yells quite loud, "I'm going back to china you sow!" As soon as the beast hears this loud phrase, he picks up a sign and knocks her into a daze! A crowd forms, with hushed whispers around: "Did that panda just knock her to the ground?" The beast pays them no mind and turns from the pack... Carrying the sleeping maiden on it's back!
This is an injustice I cannot stand! I pick up my blade and take a stand! "Foul cur, prepare to be slain!" I yell as I rush to the beast in the rain, slashing at this demon profane! I cannot remember what happen next, for then the world went dark and... I can't remember the rest!
The clicking of keys ceased. The mouse clicked. "'Tis truly a great post for the archives of mine blog!" said a familiar voice.
Kuno: Roleplayer/Blogger
Ha, Gotcha!
IT WAS ME KUNO, THE WHOLE TIME!
Real Plot starts at Chapter 2: I haven't named it yet.