Me: Lol!
Al: O.k. What now?
Me: Master card Alchemy A La FMA!
Ed: Oivey…
Me: grins
Edward:
Realizing that you're a full head shorter than a guy who is a year younger than you,
I'll kick Russell's ass…
Laughing when people think Alphonse is your father because of the Armor,
Better him than honenhime…
Smiling while taking the blame for alchemizing the flame colonel's pants off,
Didja know he wears panties that say, "You turn me on"?
Get called short/a bean six or more times a day and still get pissed someone says "Runt",
The colonel started it…
Swearing up and down that you'll eventually grow taller once you have the Philosopher's Stone,
It'll work, Trust me…
Having GIRLS cosplay as you at a convention,
I knew I should have cut my hair…
Having an insane author write about all the mistakes you made along with forcing you to sing Ready Steady Go by L'arc-En-Ciel,
Don't worry, I'll kill her sooner or later…
Looking so much like a girl that there's a rumor floating around that you actually have boobs and are really a chick,
WTF? Who said that?
Having to date Roy in BBI,
Shutters I DID NOT want to do that!
Denying all pre-mentioned rumors while sweating excessively shaking head,
Are You accusing ME of LYING?!
Having to go through all this without complaining,
I'll Kill you stupid person!!!
To see your self running around naked like a second grader on crack on video because of a crazed FEMALE fanfiction writer who has nothing better to do,
Damn… No comment….
There are somethings nature can't provide, but for everything else there's Alchemy, Fangirls, and demented Fanfiction writers.