A/N: Just something I couldn't get out of my mind after I saw Chuck vs The First Bank of Evil. I wondered what would happen if a copy of the security tape from the bank made it onto a news channel where Ellie saw her little brother robbing a bank.
Chuck vs. The Bank Robbery
"Maybe You could just pick up a few extra shifts" said Ellie as she sympathetically patting Chuck's shoulder.
"Or Rob a Bank"
Ellie Bartowski-Woodcomb thought about those few words she had with her brother when he was freaking about Sarah turning into bridezilla.
It was a joke, just a joke. She was just fooling around with him she didn't mean it.
She was lounging on the living room couch with her husband Devon "Captain Awesome" Woodcomb and a few friends from their hospital. They were making small talk, drinking wine and laughing When the their TV blared with breaking news.
Both Woodcombs and their guests watched the news report with growing expressions of horror and shock on their faces.
Before them in glorious 50 inch HD was the evening news.
"Breaking news folks," said the perfectly groomed and nicely dressed Anchor with his shiny fake teeth.
"We have exclusive footage of a bank robbery, but not just any bank. The First Bank of Macau the most heavily guarded and fortified bank in the world. They have mercenaries armed with deadly machine guns and the security measures so advanced even our military doesn't have them." He said as pictures of tall imposing building filled the screen
"Never since its opening has anyone ever succeeded in stealing from the First Bank of Macau, and those who tried always left in body bags."
The Anchor paused for Dramatic effect and then leaned in to the camera.
"Until now"
"Just a few days ago Two people, one woman and one man robbed The First Bank of Macau and succeeded were entire teams have failed and we here at Channel six new have exclusive footage, lets watch"
The small screen behind the Anchor now filled the screen and the video started playing.
The camera was pointed at the metal detector at the entrance. A woman with long blond hair strode through the metal detector. She was dressed completely in black. She wore thigh high black leather boots over black leather tights and she also wore a tight black shirt and over that was a black leather trench coat. Behind her was a tall man with brown hair also dressed in black. He had a black trench coat over dark trousers and black vest. They donned sunglasses and their faces were expressionless
"Wait" said one of Ellie's colleagues who was a nurse at West side Hospital "Ellie is that Chuck?" she asked eyes going wide.
Then she recognized his fiancé from the engagement party a few weeks ago "and his fiancé?"
Ellie gasped at the sight "Oh my god" chuck was in the bank when it robbed. Was he okay? Did he get hurt? Why hadn't he told her?
All her questions were answered in the next few minutes, but understandably that didn't take her feel any better.
As a guard was searching Sarah, Chuck raised a gun, a freaking gun, and and shot the guard that was searching Sarah, then without breaking stride he shot two more guards, expression still blank. Then they both proceeded to take down every guard in just a few minutes with incredible feats of acrobatics and gun play.
After they had subdued the guards they were now keeping the hostages at gun point as the bank tellers filled several duffel bags with money.
Everyone was watching the new report with wide eyes and slack jaws wine and food completely forgotten.
"Holy Shit" said the nurse who had earlier pointed out Chuck, summing up this whole effed up situation nicely.
Ellie just sat there, completely numb, hands covering her mouth trying to process what she was seeing. This has to some sick joke, this couldn't't be happening. She didn't mean for him to literally rob a bank. It was a joke for Christ's sake.
Alright, calm down Ellie thought Ellie trying to control her breathing.
"Maybe it's not Chuck, I mean what the hell would he be doing in Macau" Ellie said
They're friends looked at her incredulously.
"Yea, I mean they're not the only people with brown and Blondie hair. Maybe it's just two people who look like them. " said Devon completely freaked out by this point. After a moment he corrected "who look exactly like them."
The man started talking and everyone turned back to the TV
"Keep filling those bags people, lets go, lets go, lets go." Said the man (Ellie is still in denial and refuses to think of him as Chuck) walking on top of the counter as terrified bank tellers filled duffel bags with money.
He turned to the blond women ( Ellie. Denial. You get the point.) and said while smiling
"Having fun"
"A little" she said grinning slightly
"Kinda takes your mind off the whole wedding thing doesn't it?"
As one Ellie and Awesome's friends turned to them.
"That doesn't mean anything, Chuck and Sarah aren't the only couple in the world who are engaged." Stammered Ellie. Devon already looked resigned to the fact that his brother-in-law and future sister-in-law were crazy and always will be crazy.
Oh well he thought relaxing At least they've got style, that is damn nice suit. I wonder if Sarah would let Ellie borrow her outfit Awesome thought smiling as leather clad Ellie's danced through his mind.
Everyone turned back to the Screen.
"Actually it hasn't been so bad you know i took you up on your advice and I found a dress" replied the women
The man made a noise of Approval, which oddly sounded like the Fonz.
"Ellie was right when i put it on it felt like magic" the women said almost giddy.
Everyone turned to Ellie.
She had only one thing to say.
"Well, Shit" Ellie said, draining her glass in one gulp, she had traded her wine for whiskey some time ago.
A/N: I hope tha wasnt to bad, I might write another chapter where Chuck confronts Ellie about the new report.