Disclaimer:

Me: omg i totally own Twilight and you know it!

Everyone: yeah..NOT REALLY

Me: you suck...

Bella's POV

Of course! It was Emmetts turn to watch me while everyone went hunting. Ughh! What did i get myself into! I should'v just gone home! Well, lets see what he has in store for me today. "BELLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK WHAT I HAVE LOOK WHAT I HA--" **CRAASHHH** Ohh boy. I walk into the room to see what was going on and I see Emmett covered in blue and pink paint with a nice layer of feathers on top. What do I do? I laugh HISTERICALLY. "What in the world did you want to do??" I ask. "Well, I was GOING to paint Edwards room pink as a joke but THAT isn't going to happen considering we don't have any more pink paint! Gosh." he said. "Wanna get kicked out of Toys R Us and videotape it?" Of course another one of his GREAT ideas.. "suuree.."

AT TOYS R US

"LOOK IM A COWBOY! YEEEEEEEHAAWWWWWWWWW!" Emmett is riding around the store on one of those toy horsies with a cowboy hat on his head. What am I going to do with him? So far I'm on the floor laughing my head off. "Your turn, Bella!" I grab a baseball bat and pretend to hit an invisible ball in front of the customers. Then I run around the store yelling "I'm Derek Jeter look at me swing!" I hit the employee on the head and yelled "You have a big head mister it looks like a watermelon!" Then I run into all the shelves knocking almost everything down. By now Emmetts on the ground laughing crazily. "hehe your turn Emmsterr" Emmett grabs a super duper watergun 3000 [[A/N- yes i made that up:D]] and went to the bathroom to get water. When he came out he was wearing knee pads, elbow pads, and a hockey mask. What the heck? He starts shooting at the manager and all the customers yelling "OH. MY. GOD. YOU GUYS ARN'T PREPARED FOR THE COMING OF THE ZORGANS!!!! THEY'RE GONNA EAT YOUR INTESTINES!!!" You would think by now we would get kicked out..WRONG. apparently the manager thinks Emmett has a disorder where he HAS to mess things up..is that even a disorder?? "YOUR TURN BELLY WELLY!" greaaat.. a new nickname. I pick up a baseball and go up to the counter to check out. "hello, how are you today?" said the employee "I would like to buy this baseball.." "Okay, that will be $1.75" I hand over a monopoly $1000 dollar bill [[A/N- i don't know if there is a $1000 bill or not..oh well]] "Umm, Maam, this is monopoly...you need to give me REAL money.." "ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?!? HOW COULD YOU? I HAVE NEVER LIED IN MY LIFE. what happend to the customer is always right?? Why would you accuse me of such low actions?" "but maam this IS monopoly money.." "HOW DARE YOU?! You guys are such bullies! I can't believe you could do such a thing!" "okay okay maam I'm sorry but I cannot allow you to buy this baseball unless you pay me REAL money!" I scream "I HATE YOU GUYS!," throw the baseball at her head, and run away. THEN we get kicked out...

Emmett's POV

THAT WAS HILARIOUS. I have taught well... Wait untill Jasper is here.. hehehe

I hope you liked it!:D This is my first storyy(: revieww pleaase.. next chapterr soonn(: