A/N My sister gave me a list of words and a list of fandoms and I chose 'Tiger' and 'SGA'. Hope you enjoy.
"A tiger?" McKay exclaimed. "You didn't say there'd be a tiger here. I'm here to do sciency stuff not run from a tiger!"
"Just run McKay." Ronon grabbed is arm and tugged him along the path. Sheppard pointed ahead,
"There's a cave ahead, we'll go there for shelter." Teyla led the way over to the cave and they entered as surreptitiously as they could. As they went further in Sheppard lit a match to see how big the cave was, and promptly dropped it when he saw what was in the corner.
"What is it Sheppard? Now is not the time for your fingers to start producing grease."
"There happen to be more tiger over there." Sheppard was quick to defend himself
"So you've led us into a trap" Rodney's voice was growing shriller with every syllable.
"Yes. Now shut up." There was a pattering of paws and then a shriek.
"It's gonna eat me. I'm a genius, I don't deserve to be eaten. Ew, now it's making me juicer to eat. I'll taste too Canadian, don't eat me."
Then, one of the tigers stood up and flicked a switch on the wall, and the cave lit up. The same tiger opened his mouth and said,
"Greetings friends. Do not be afraid we do not feel the need to eat you at this present time."