Disclaimer: I own NOTHING related to Pokemon GO. Don't sue me, I'm broke.
Pokemon GO: the public service announcement
Professor Oak waved cheerfully as the silver haired man took the podium. "I think it might be time to talk about Pokemon Addiction and you. Do any of you loved ones show these symptoms?" he asked as the screen behind him lit up.
-Constantly posting Pokemon Go on their facebook wall?
-Discussing Pokemon Go at all hours?
-Doing dangerous things like standing on cliffs, entering gang controlled areas and so on, looking for Pokemon?
-Buying authentic Red hats?
"Then you may be addicted. But there IS help," Professor Oak continued, "Call up our helpline, '1-800-NOPokemonGO' for twenty four hour assistance!"
He paused as the cameras were shut off. "Does that finish my court ordered rehab? I need to get back out to dealing Pokemon again."
"DAMN IT OAK?!"
To be continued...?
Notes: Short little spoof thingy.
Before anyone jumps on me I don't CARE if you play Pokemon GO or not. I was just amused by 90% of my FB friends getting into it and how obsessive a few got. Heh.