Cloud is a Laddie's Man

One day, Cloud wus sext up so he meets Teeva.

Hey baby you liek chicken, how wud joo lik to suc my kok? Says Claud.

What the hel you on aboot? Axed Tefa.

I thawt you luved me you cut! Cryed Ckloud.

Tifffa twats Cloude in the fais 4 bein a dickheed and he ran awey cryan. Then Saperoth appears and sez to Tifa.

Uh... wana fuk?

Yea sur replied Tisa.

Seperoth gets pusy and Cloud don't.

The End