Organization XIII Chaos
Hey Guys, This is my first story and I just LOVVVVVEEE KH so make sure you're nice to me.
Constructive Criticism is welcome but don't hurt me ahhh!
Disclaimer: I Don't Own Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy or any other copyrighted things in here including the coke that Axel Drinks
Chapter 1: The White Room
In the World that Never Was, The Key of Destiny woke up and hit his head on the ceiling. "Damn these god dam forsaken short ceilings, just because Xemnas can't afford ceilings cos he spent all his money on those fancy lightsaber thingies" Roxas thought angrily.
As he walked down the white hall as he walked on the white floor, with white doors and a white kitchen while wearing a...Black Cloak? "HIYA ROXAS WHY WERE YOU MAKING GRUNTING NOISES LAST NIGHT IN YOUR ROOM!" said a Red-headed figure drinking coke. "Arrghh Axel shut up!"Roxas threw his keyblade at Axel's head.
"AHHH it got caught in my hair you bitch!" Axel screamed like a girl and went complaining to the superior. "XEMNAS XEMNAS! R-Roxas threw his k-keyblade at my head and it's s-stuck in my...HAIIIRRRRR!" Axel sobbed as he pointed at Roxas' retreating figure. "Number XIII you get back here right now or I'll I take away your Xbox privileges!"Xemnas thundered with his megaphone.
"NOOOO not the XBOX! I'll do anything!"Roxas cried as he hugged his copy of Halo 2. "Then leave Axel and my cross-dressing ki-forget I said anything..." Xemnas stuttered as Axel looked at him suspiciously.
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In The White Room...
"But Vexen I wannnnttttt toooooo!" Marluxia screamed with lust. "No Marx, I won't suck your-"
"Welcome to the meeting, I hope you all had a good night sleep, because I did with my cross-dress-never mind..."Xemnas said with a slight interruption, "So since we had a big week I decided we should have a holiday this weekend, any suggestions?"
"ROCK CONCERT!" Demyx Screamed
"NIGHT CLUB!" Luxord Suggested
"LETS GO TO THE PUB AND GET LAID BY MEN!" Marluxia said practically drooling over his cloak.
"Why don't we just go to the beach?" Xion suggested
"I've decided we shall go to the beach and I can practice my cross-dressin-ummm I mean um LETS TAKE MY CAR!" Xemnas said again with stuttering.
"Nooo not the midget VW Beetle its designed for 4 people we would all be crammed like a massive men sandwich!" Xigbar said
"YAY!" Marluxia Roared with delight.
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So guys what did you think of my first chapter its a bit short but err..um I think its a bit just a bit over the top so err please review and leave comments I might continue if I get a couple of reviews.
I give credit to starseeker358 (Me),busterblader69 and powerbladewielder3000
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