A/N: Random song, random stuff, random random ran- Okay, forget it. On with the songfiction. I altered the lyrics…Editorials rock!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh or Camp Granada
Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (a letter from camp) was a 1963 parody by Allan Sherman of Amilcare Ponchielli's Dance Of The Hours
Ryou:
Hello Yugi, hello Malik.
Yugi &Malik: Hi!
Ryou:
Here I am at Yamis' attic
'Cough, cough' So much dust!
Ryou:
It is very entertaining,
'Yawn' Can I go home now?
Ryou:
And they say we'll get tortured when they've stopped battling.
Bakura: Just you wait Pharaoh, I'll defeat you someday.
Yami: Yeah right Tomb Robber.
Marik: Yeah, I shall be the one to defeat that blasted Pharaoh! Mwa hahahahaha!
(Fighting, cursing and Shadow games commence)
Ryou:
I went downstairs with Joey Wheeler.
Come on, Joey. It's getting too bloody boring up here.
Ryou:
He developed an eczema.
Joey: Hey, look, my skin is peeling. Ooh…OW.
Ryou:
You
remember Tristan Taylor...
Tristan: Hey everybody, I'm the guy with absolutely no character whatsoever!
Ryou:
He got salmonella poisoning last night during dinner.
Tristan: AGH! I'm dying! Tell…Serenity…I thought she had a nice ass.
Ryou:
All the Yamis hate us mortals,
Bakura: Mwa hahahaha! Die you puny mortals! Zorc will destroy you all!
Marik: You are all Mind Slaves!
Yami: I'm the bad-ass Pharaoh pretending to be good just so I can please that goody-two-shoes!
Ryou:
And the backyard has zero portals,
Oh Bugger! We can't escape!
Ryou:
And Bakura wants no singing,
Bakura: Stop that confounded song!
Ryou:
So
he sends us all to the Shadow Realm with his Ring.
Bakura: Perish and let your souls suffer in agony puny mortals!
Ryou:
Now I don't want this should scare ya,
Please, please let it. Send me home!
Yugi & Malik: Ahhh!
Ryou:
But then Pegasus has malaria.
Yugi & Malik: (Chatting)
Ryou: Hey!
Yugi & Malik: …Huh? Oh. Ahhh!
Ryou:
You remember Seto Kaiba...
Kaiba: Hello you pathetic duelists, I'm the egomaniac self-absorbed multi-millionaire. This song will give me the opportunity to stroke my ego!
Yugi & Malik: Who is he?
Everyone else: Yeah! Who IS he?
Ryou:
He got stuck in a closet with poor Teá.
Yugi: Who's Teá?
Teá: Don't you remember me Yugi? I'm your annoying girlfriend who is totally obsessing with you, your sexy alter ego, and friendship! Go friendship! Friendship can overcome anything! Blah blah blah
Malik: Agh! Bitch-alert! Quick Yugi! Shield me with your ability to withstand crap and freaky hairdo!
Kaiba: Hey, what about me?!
Everyone else: Seriously, who was that guy?
Ryou:
Take me home, oh Yugi, Malik,
Yugi & Malik: And you are-?
Ryou:
Take me home, I hate this attic!
It's got fuzzballs! I can't breathe!
Ryou:
Don't leave me with the Yamis where
Nooo! Not the Yamis!
Ryou:
I might get pushed off down the stairs.
Bakura: And hikari went tumbling down the hill!
Ryou: Actually, yami, it's stairs.
Bakura: Shut up! (Shoves)
Ryou: Agh-(bonk)wah-(bounce)no-(thump) oof.
Everyone else: Well, at least he landed on Teá.
Ryou:
Take me home, I promise I will study more,
Yugi & Malik: You've already read all the encyclopedias in this house TWICE!
Ryou:
And clean the house right to the core.
Malik: I can see my reflection in the garbage already.
Ryou:
Oh, please don't make me stay,
PLEASE, PLEASE LET ME COME HOOOMMMEEE!
Malik: Who are you?
Ryou:
I've been here one whole day.
AAHHH! TWENTY-FOUR HOURS ALREADY?
Ryou
Best friend Malik, good ol' Yugi,
Malik &Yugi: We're his best friends? Cool.
Ryou:
How's my precious little deckie?
Duelist deck: We're fine. But seriously, who ARE you?
Ryou:
Let me come home if you miss me,
Deck, Yugi & Malik: We don't! Don't come home!
Ryou:
I would even let my fan girls hug and kiss me.
Fan girls: YES! COME HOME PLEASE!
Ryou:
Wait a minute, they've been tested,
Police: Freeze! You're all under arrest!
Yamis: What?
Police: We found traces of overdose of cannabis and dope and alcohol in your blood!
Yamis: So?
Ryou:
The Yamis all have been arrested.
Bakura: When I get my hands on that Ring I'll-
Police: Sir, you have the right to remain silent.
Marik: Oh shut up puny mortal! Obey your master!
Yami: Mind Crush!
Police: I SAID, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Ryou:
Now it's quiet, gee that's betta,
(Sweatdrop)
(Sirens slowly disappear)
Ryou:
Malik, Yugi, kindly disregard this letter!
Malik & Yugi: Don't worry!
(Happily burn letter)
Mm, these sausages sure taste better when you use a desperate written plea for help in a life-threatening situation as fuel!
A/N: Was it just me? Or was that totally random? Please review…