1This is a crossover between Harry Potter and Legend of Zelda. It is extremely weird. Hope you like it!
One day, Link and Zelda were on a journey to find the mystical Orb of Hello. After many hours of searching, they got annoyed. "The triforce said it would be on a big hill", said Zelda angrily. "I don't see a big hill anywhere." "Zelda", said Link. "What?", Zelda barked. "There's a big hill behind you", Link said. "Why didn't you tell me that before?", she asked angrily. "I didn't feel like it", replied Link. "Dumbass", muttered Zelda..
When they finally reached the top, they opened the Orb of Hello, only to find a shampoo bottle inside. "Wait, read what it says on it", exclaimed Link. "Okay", said Zelda. " Lather, rinse, and repeat." "What the heck?", said Zelda. "Well, we might as well try it", Link said. "Okay", replied Zelda.
After using the shampoo, they fell asleep, and then magically appeared in front of Harry, Ron, and Hermione. "Why is there cross-dressing elf and a elf-princess looking girl right here?", asked Harry. "You know what I'm thinking?", said Hermione. "That we should go get high?" exclaimed Ron. Harry started laughing. "You said high", said Harry. "Guess what?", Harry asked Ron "What", asked Ron "Nylon" says Harry with a real serious voice. Ron started cracking up. "Why do I have such immature friends", asked Hermione rhetorically.
Sorry the first chapter's so short. Anyway, it's supposed to be odd.