Well Well 1+1=? why are you making another story you say. Well this story has been on my mind for about 5 weeks now. I even dreamed about it, that how much I was thinking about it. This story will only have a few chapters so I'm going to make them as long as possible or maybe it will be more. I will also say that sometime in the future for those of you who haven't seem it. I'm going to take out the lemon, and it will be on my LJ account that you can find on my profile.

Now beta'ed by Liacouture.

On with it then...

1+1=Fuck you- no pun intended.

Walking the school grounds at the early hour of 8:00 on the dot, was always his high light of the morning. A full hour before class is to start, giving him ampul time to fix and modify his school work if needed, which was hardly ever. But was also the perfect time look over his locker, as well as get some of his missing books he left the day before. The hallways were airily silent, leaving only the sound on his polished black school shoes clicking made any sound as it came in contact with the newly polished floor. The pressed navy blue slacks hung neatly on tall lean legs. The plain white polo also pressed and tightly tucked, as the suspenders tightly kept everything in place. The slick blond hair pushed back, leaving a odd few to stick out.

Humming a familiar tune to himself, Naruto stopped at his locker making sure he had all his books he needed for today's classes. Only a true dedicated learner like him would think to do this. Naruto is proud of himself, he is the perfect student in ever shape and form. Fingering the pocket protector that laid on his left side of his shirt, making sure all the pens were there especially his orange one. Yes he is a bad boy, going against the institution of black, red and blue pens.

Raising his hand he use his pointer to push his glasses up on his face, everything had to be perfect. Unlike the immature primitive beings that he shared the school with, that has yet to arrive- he made it his duty to save some face for them. Someone had to, he had to show people that there were higher thinking people left in the world, if anything he was doing them a favor. He was giving people hope. Only this time of morning was Naruto able to get himself together, without the hassle and tussle of the loud student body. So he pleasured himself with these moments.

Not needing to look and see who he had for his first class, Naruto closed his locker ignoring the scratched paint the showed the ignorance and arrogance of some of the other students. Writing on his locker wasn't hurting him not one bit, in fact he pitied the people who did it. It showed just show their lack of control and not understanding high intelligence. Yes he pitied them a great deal.

Literature with was up first and his most favorite class. Iruka. Naruto relished on the fact that his favorite teacher allowed him to call him by his first name, only after class of course. Iruka didn't want to seem unprofessional in anyway. Rounding the corner Naruto pushed open the brown wooden door, the room was empty expect for Iruka that sat at his desk. That was another thing he liked about Iruka, he was a dedicated teacher that went above and beyond the class of his teacherly duties.

"Ahh, good morning, Naruto." Iruka turned giving Naruto a wave before going back to grading papers that he needed to give out that very day.

"Good morning." Naruto answered back while taking his seat in the front of the class. He had never sat in the back of the class a day in his life, he didn't understand why others took great joy in doing so. Pulling out the book he was currently reading, Naruto sat it on the desk all the while putting his messenger bag on the floor. He read everyday when he came in, reading was his passion. Getting lost in a good book always put him in a learning more, more than he already was,that is.

Naruto spent the rest of the time reading, not taking any real interest as some students started to arrive. Naruto gracefully put his book away, after Iruka had stood to start roll call. Not helping himself, Naruto glanced to the side as the bane of his existence casually walked into the class room, as if he wasn't two minutes late already. There are allot of things Naruto could put up with. Being rich, whatever Naruto didn't care. Being a jerk, not Naruto's problem. Hell even being the heart throb of the whole school, Naruto promised himself he would get over it. But being the top of the class, putting Naruto in second to the obnoxious prick was drawing the line.

Sasuke Uchiha. The very name made Naruto want to go bash shit with rage. Sasuke didn't deserve to be at the top of the school only being second to Shikamaru. Shikamaru was a natural genius and Naruto knew he couldn't match that, and that was a headache for another day. But Sasuke freaking Uchiha, gosh darn-it Sasuke is a barbarian. Sasuke had the attitude of a wet hairless cat, and shouldn't even be top greeter at a Walmart. Someone like Sasuke shouldn't have a big company waiting for him, he should be in line to no-where-vill like all the others like him.

The raven hair boy was always late, and sometimes by more than two minutes. He sat at the back of the class everyday most times playing music. Naruto almost couldn't control his rage at the blatant disrespect Sasuke gave his teachers. The some-what beautiful face was littered with piercing and the well shaped body canvas to many body art, as both of his arm were pulley tattooed. Sasuke was in definition a 'bad boy' and Naruto couldn't stand it!

Naruto couldn't stomach the thought of being second to someone like Sasuke, who didn't care about school but still had one of the top grades. Naruto didn't dare think of the fact the Sasuke bullies him daily, most time shoving Naruto into his own locker. Causing the blond to sometime wait until after school to get out, thank to all the noise around drowning him out.

"You going to the party tonight?" Naruto looked over to his only friend, Kiba. Kiba was an outcast because to everyone else he was weird, and sometimes come smelling like a dog. Naruto didn't care about what people thought as people could see, as he was the only person to befriend the dog lover when no one would.

"Why would I go to that?" Not taking his eyes of the board, he was not the one to talk in class but Iruka was giving them time to talk softly to one another. And like the savages they were the other student took full advantage and some were speaking loudly.

"Come on man, it's time to lose that virginity of yours." Being use to this kind of talk Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Not really interested in losing it to some random stranger." But unlike him, Kiba had no problem with that, and he made it his life mission to tell Naruto that every chance he got. Naruto didn't see how it would benefit him by losing it, but that didn't mean he did want to some day.

"Come on man, I don't wanna go by myself again."Oh how could Naruto forget about last time, being woken up at two in the morning, and Kiba was drunk off his ass, begging to be picked up. Naruto being the good friend he was drove in his mothers car, hoping she didn't notice.

"Give me one good reason." Naruto edged on while he continued reading.

"I can give you a thousand, S-a-k-u-r-a will be there." Low blow on Kiba's part. He knew Naruto had a crush on their pink hair school mate since second grade.

"...You owe me." Said the blond shaking his head.

"Whatever dude, love ya lots for this." Kiba almost whooped in the air, finally getting Naruto to go to a party. Luck was on his side, he was getting laid tonight and hopefully by Hinata, Kiba's all time crush.

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Naruto was hating the party already, it was loud obnoxious and down right scandalous. Most of the student body that was there was drinking and dancing as they dumped to the music, and it didn't help that Kiba ditched him some time ago. Naruto pushed his glasses further on to his face as he walked about, no one seem to care he was there. Maybe too drunk to notice that a school nerd was walking amongst them, that suited Naruto just fine the last thing he wanted was to get bullied at this party. He just wanted to find Kiba and convince him to leave early, this party is all types of stupid if you asked him.

Deciding to do something different, Naruto had put on some loose fitting black jeans and a baggy orange shirt. He didn't need his school clothes getting dirty, and with the way things are going that had been a good idea. The party was in full swing as most of the people were knocked out, still drinking, dancing, and god do he dare say it, -some were even having sexual relations. Naruto shuttered at the thought, they were like horny animals and he wanted no part of it.

Pushing past people Naruto couldn't help to feel curious about the drinks that sat on the table. There were different brand and flavors, some in clear bottles while others in dark bottles. Sneaking a peek around Naruto pick up one of the random bottles,It took him while to pop the top. He really wasn't a drinker, but seeing everyone loosen up was really making him curious about the effect that drink might have on him. Yes this was for research, and nothing more.

He took one big drink, not caring the his throat was starting to really badly burn. The vodka was awful to put it in a nice term, shaking his head the blond teen set the bottle on a random table. He really needed to look for Kiba and get home before it got to late. He was planning on calling his brother to come pick them up, it wasn't like he could drive anyways. Heading up stairs to the upper level of the over sized house, he was sure he saw Kiba head that way. The effects of the liquor was starting to kick in as he searched some of the rooms, most were empty while others had more than Naruto would have liked to see.

The last room came into view, it was a simple white door like the rest of them but until the other doors it had a letter S on it. The letter hung by it self in the middle of the door, which remind Naruto of something he use to do to mark his room, but instead of a letter it was a picture. A red fox that hung on a piece of paper that he had drawn on, it wasn't pretty but hell he was seven at the time.

Inside the room was dark and cool, from the look of it the room belong to the male. With it's rich navy blue color, elegant black bedroom set and a large flat screen TV that hung on the adjacent wall. Making his way into the chilled room, Naruto saw the king size bed shift. He didn't know if it was Kiba or not, the figure was to far to see.

Going to get a better look, Naruto didn't expect to see the one and only Sasuke Uchiha laying there shirtless and from the looks of it drunk off his ass. He knew he should have left, but all the times Sasuke had made his life hell from bullying and stealing the spot light with his grades made Naruto think. All the possibilities came to mind as Naruto continues to look at the drunk teen that laid across the bed, and looked to be sleeping.

Naruto didn't give it much thought as he was buzzed himself to think what he was going to do was wrong. He just didn't care, Sasuke had this coming and then some. Running his finger over the pink peachy nipples, Naruto watched as Sasuke waken as he moaned arching into the touch. That reaction turn Naruto on to the point it scared him, but in his drunken haze he couldn't bring himself to care, only wanting more. This wasn't wrong, it was clear Sasuke wanted this at least his body did anyways.

Closing his eyes to calm himself, Naruto finally pulled away. He wasn't the type of person to do something like this to someone without their consent, it just wasn't him. Watching as the drunken teen slightly opened his eyes to look around the room, before he eyes locked onto Naruto who was frozen mere inches away. The site was ecstasy to watch as Sasuke ran his hand over his body, some how drinking in his own pleasure.

"M-more" The sound was faint, not even above a whisper as it past Sasuke's chapped lips. That was all the consent Naruto needed in his drunken mind.

Seating himself on the bed Naruto moved himself close, just hovering above the waiting lips .This would be his first kiss, the kiss he told himself he will only give to the person that he love above all else. That promise in vain as he crashed their lips together, teeth clicking from the impacted. Neither seem to notice as tongues danced awkwardly, not knowing what they were doing but it didn't seem to matter.

Running his hand down the length of Sasuke's body, Naruto notice Sasuke's jeans were already open. To high on the first kiss he's ever had Naruto didn't pay it any mind, and loving the fact he wouldn't have to pry the jean off. Hands fumbling to pull the jean down Naruto broke the kiss there were just so many clothes in the way.

Getting a better grip on the jeans, Naruto pulled it down, all the while noticing Sasuke had went commando. Wasting no time to think what he was doing and what was to come after this, Naruto opened his mouth taking Sasuke whole. He didn't watch porn without learning a thing or two. Seeing and watching seem to be completely different things as he tried to work the uncut cock in his mouth.

Sasuke grunted as he brought his hand down to pull on Naruto surprising soft blond strands, rocking his hip to fasten the pace the raven couldn't help but cry out. Looking down Sasuke watching as mesmerizing blue eyes looked back at him as he came undone, as moans and hiss left his mouth. His tattooed arm falling across his face blinding him.

Taking his chance Naruto wet two of his finger, before gently pushing them into Sasuke puckered hole. It was a really tight fit, having to wait minutes before Sasuke could loosen up enough for Naruto to push in and out. Maybe in retrospect Naruto would have added more finger before pulling out figuring the hole is loose enough.

Naruto gave one last long suck before pulling away, but the hand in his hair didn't let up. Not minding the pressure on his hair, the smaller male shifted to pull down his baggy pants. Pulling himself out the tight confine's of his jeans Naruto hissed as he fist-ed himself, his mind to hazy with lust to fully understand what he was about to do.

Lining up with the newly stretched hole Naruto pushed in with a long powerful thrust. Sasuke calm body tightened as his back arched painfully off the bed, his breath labored as he body fought to expel the intruding appendage. The pain was knew and he couldn't understand were it was coming from ,but some of the left over pleasure was still there allowing him to relax just a little.

Everything was so tight around him, to amazingly so as Naruto pulled out just enough to push back in. Rocking his hips around Naruto, waiting for the sound that told him to continue. Naruto saw it in some mixed porn he was watching, and the guy seem to really enjoy it. He wasn't gay or nothing, it was just one of his favorite porn-star who he liked watch was in it. It wasn't his fault they were have some weird threesome.

"Oh-h...godss...yes right there." Sasuke twitched out throwing his head back slamming his body into Naruto to go deeper.

That was it as Naruto lost it, body brutally hitting the sweet spot inside of Sasuke. He wanted to hear it, he wanted to feel it but most of all the wanted to see it. He was the one making Sasuke act this way, to be the one bringing the all mighty Sasuke to this level, that was the greatest pleasure of all.

Sasuke was the first to orgasm, twitching painfully as his own release coated his stomach. Naruto was soon to follow not being able to hold out any longer as the tight wall closed around him so sweetly.

It took a few minutes for Naruto to finally pull away from Sasuke calm, now sleeping body. Rolling off the bed, Naruto used all his strength to pull up his pants and head for the closed door. It was a feat in itself that he made it down the stairs and out the over sized house in one piece.

"Naruto, where yea been?" Looking over startled, Naruto saw it was Kiba, and he was just a little bit drunk.

"Ah...I don't know around I guess-" Naruto replied with a half heart-ed shrug. Pulling out his phone Naruto called his brother to come pick them up. He was really gonna hear his mother mouth when he got home.

"-did you get a chance with...you know?" Naruto asked as he watched Kiba, who was standing funny with a lost look of his face.

"I'll tell you about it later."Said Kiba with a wave of his hand. Naruto wanted to say more, but didn't want to push Kiba looked like he had allot on his mind

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Naruto wanted for the first time to skip school the next day, but he couldn't stand the thought of ruining his perfect attendance since first grade. Unlike the others he didn't call being sick an excuse not to come, rain or shine.

Naruto felt a chill run down his spine causing him jumped a little as he sat alone in the boy's locker room. Gym had just finished leaving. Naruto was tired and terribly sore, he hated gym with everything he had. But he wasn't going to let something like gym bring his grade point average down hell no.

It wasn't a wonder as to why Naruto was more than a little jumpy that morning, he had ran in to Sasuke in his very first class and Sasuke was unbelievably early. In their advanced physics class together early Monday morning. Naruto had be early not missing a beat to show everyone up, with his perfect on time record. Sasuke had walked in gingerly trying his hardest to hide a noticeable limp, Naruto cringed as their eye connected for a moment. It had been a long class period Naruto that feeling that he was being watched, and Naruto was sure he knew by who.

"Ek!" The blond felt a cold hand push him into his gym locker, almost causing him to hit his head. Trying to turn Naruto only spotted the undeniable black-blue hair that belong to the one person he couldn't stand the most. He had hoped Sasuke had been to drunk to know it was him, that unknowingly took advantage of him. It wasn't his fault he didn't know what he was thinking when he did those things to Sasuke. The morning had been a killer waking up remembering why he felt the way he did. Plus, he wasn't exactly thrilled he gave his virginity to Sasuke-freaking-Uchiha.

"We well well, what do I have here...hm?" The voice hissed pulling Naruto to turn around. Naruto wanted to pull back as his and Sasuke's face were too close for comfort. Sasuke was the biggest bully in the school and Naruto could tell the rave hair teen got enjoyment making Naruto's life hell.

"Sasuke." Naruto tried to sound indifferent about the whole thing but couldn't help his legs from shaking. He wasn't very scared of Sasuke, out of all the bullies in the school Sasuke was the only one who hardly used violence. But that didn't mean Sasuke's words didn't hurt just as bad, and when Sasuke did use his fist it was the only time Naruto missed class to spend sometime the nurses office.

"You didn't tell anyone did you Naruto?" Sasuke pushed back giving them both room to finally breath. Sasuke's face lacks emotion, to everyone in the school even Naruto knew that meant bad news.

"N-no." Hating himself for shuttering Naruto looked away. Naruto was surprised when Sasuke pulled back and limped away trying to leave the locker room.

"This isn't over Uzumaki." Sasuke hiss again as he limped out of sight.

As Naruto reached for his bag Naruto couldn't help but come up with the perfect idea to finally get the raven back. It was his turn to fuck Sasuke over,-no pun intended.

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Well that was chapter one, sooo..ah tell me what you think should I continue or not? R&R!