So, this is my first Yaoi, so be gentle please
And sadly I don't own the characters or the manga, though if I did, I would probably plant a spy camera on Emily. :)
And I am HORRIBLE at summaries aand titles. So I apologize. Feel free to R&R.
"I am going to punch that stupid, albino clown right in the eye!" shouted Gilbert Nightray, slamming the door and pacing the dorm. Ugh, he made him so mad! Granted, a lot of things irritated Gil, but nothing like Xerxes Break.
He had only attended Pandora High for a week, and already his best friend Oz Bezarius was moved out of his dorm, found a massively annoying girl to befriend, and the very Xerxes Break that had Gil so annoyed, an albino senior with one red eye, had been moved in to replace Oz as his roommate.
Before he could set up his laptop on the desk, he had to brush what looked to be a pound of candy wrappers off and onto the floor. This guy was constantly eating a candy of some sort, and leaving the wrappers anywhere but in the garbage. Gil took his beloved black fedora off of his head and shook out his long, wavy, and generally dysfunctional raven black hair.
He flipped open his laptop, and almost fell out of his chair with a yelp because Break suddenly popped out from behind him, his garish grin shining from the reflection on the black glossy screen.
"Ne, a little jumpy seaweed head?" asked the pale man, using the nickname Oz' new friend Alice had kindly bestowed on him this last week.
"Only when creepy guys show up reflected in my computer screen without making any noise!" said Gil, trying to ignore the other's warm breathe tickling the back of his neck.
Break jumped back, feigning surprise, looking about the room.
"There's a creepy man in here? Where?" He gasped. Then he quite suddenly laughed maniacally and flopped on Gil's bed, unwrapping a lollipop that seemed to have been produced from nowhere, discarding the wrapper on the ground.
"Will you at least try to hit the garbage can with those?" said Gil, feeling, if it was possible, more irritated.
The other man sat up on the bed and cocked his head to the side. "No."
"That's it; I'm going to go see Oz…" Gil said, defeated. He whipped on his hat, and made for the door, walking out quickly. He tried to speed down the hall, but hearing footsteps behind him, and a door slamming shut, he assumed Break had followed him. Sure enough, Break came up beside Gil, slinging his arm around the black haired man's muscled waist, and promptly putting his hand in Gil's back pocket, giving his firm backside a not too gentle squeeze.
Gil jumped away, blushing like crazy, trying to ignore the twinge in his stomach he didn't understand.
"Why are you following me?" asked Gil, still blushing.
"I'm not following you, we just both happen to be going to the same place, to see the same person." Said Break with a pout, turning to look up at Gil. Gil noticed that even though Break was a bit older than him, Gil was still about…4 cm taller than him, which was plenty to make him feel triumphant, at least for the time being.
"You don't even like Oz!" Gil said loudly. "I think you're just coming with me to annoy the hell out of me."
"Oh Gil-kun, you useless child. Not everything is about you! Do I always need to have an ulterior motive?"
"Because he couldn't think of a suitable comeback, Gil resorted to an eye roll and blush. They finally came just inside the common room, where Gil was hoping against hope Alice wasn't there. He took a deep breath, ignoring Break's chuckle, and headed into the room. Sure enough, Oz and Alice were sitting across a table from each other, playing chess. Oz was wearing his normal garb, consisting of plaid skinny jeans, a white shirt and green hoodie, and every few seconds he would brush a lock of his hair out of his face that no amount of hair product seemed to be able to tame.
Alice, of course, was wearing clothes that only could be described as dysfunctional. The only thing of all the colors and designs and fabrics her clothes that would match or make sense is that everything was rabbit themed. She even had a backpack that was a big black rabbit. You would unzip its stomach zipper and put your books or whatever in it. Gil personally found stuffing a rabbit shaped backpack full of books like some sort of nerdy taxidermist repulsive, but hey, at least it wasn't cat shaped, so there was something to be thankful for, shuddering at the thought of a stuffed cat hanging on his back all day..
"Why did you have to bring the seaweed head! He's ruining the fun, and casting an angry aura that makes me sad!" whined Alice, jutting out both her chin and lower lip a fraction and tossing her long brown hair off of her shoulder. While Oz was contemplating his move, she busied herself with re-pleating a small section of her waist length hair.
Oz made his move, smiling, his green eyes twinkling at Alice's purple ones. "Check." He said simply.
Alice went to make another move, but caught the edge of the board and flicked it over, scattering all of the pieces on the floor.
"Oops. Now I guess we can't finish our game, can we, Oz?" she sang.
Raven ignored Alice telling Oz to be a good slave and pick up the chess pieces, flopping onto the couch. His black skinny jeans were rumpled where he had sat with his knees bent all day, his fitted white top feeling a tiny bit too snug. He leaned his head back for a second, closing his tired eyes. He let out a breath, but then couldn't get another in because someone was sitting on his lap. He had a pretty good idea who it was too, and wasn't too happy about this.
"Break, get off of me dammit!" Gil said, trying to push the white haired man off of his lap, unsuccessfully because Break now had a firm grip on his neck.
"Ne, I'm actually comfortable. I think I might be too comfortable to move." Break said looking down with a wink and a mischievous grin.
"Break, won't you please get off of me." Gil said through clenched teeth, attempting (and failing at) a civilized tone.
"Maybe. But in order for me to do something for you, you need to do something for me." Break replied, looking Gil in the eye with a half-smile.
"What. Is. It?" Gil asked slowly. Why do I like having this guy on my lap? He thought suddenly. It was unmistakable, the fact that Gil wanted Break to stay there. Did he find Break, attractive? Undoubtedly, the boy was easy on the eyes, but he pissed Gil off so royally he couldn't figure out why he would be attracted to him.
"I'll show you!" said Break, and before Gil could even think, the white haired man's surprisingly soft lips were on Gil's and kissing him in an extremely obscene way. His tongue snaked into Gil's mouth, and Gil was surprised to find that he was kissing back. Break finally pulled away after a minute, and a look at Break's unfocused eyes told Gil that the pale man hadn't intended to stay quite that long, and he was definitely not anticipating Gil being a willing participant.
Gil shoved Break off of him, and, ignoring the bewildered looks of his friends, ran off to find an empty classroom to think in.
Goodness me! I am so excited to write the next chapter :D.