A.N. Hey, this is a slightly random story that we thought up one day and it will have a plot… eventually. The disclaimer below is for every chapter to come unless Katie, who writes most even numbered chapter, gets bored and wants to throw one in… I wont. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: We do not, under any circumstances own Bleach. There is a bottle of bleach above the washer in my house…. But that doesn't count. We do own the plot line and the main characters. We really don't own any other characters seeing as they kinda own themselves. ON WITH THE STORY!!!!

Chapter 1: …. What the hell?

When we walked in the door it was almost midnight and all the lights were off. Now for most people, that may seem normal, but with my over protective parents it was a miracle that we were even able to go to Purto Rico with our science teacher. That on it's own was a full on mission. At lest one of my parents should be awake waiting for us.

I waked into the kitchen and turned on the lights to find two notes on the kitchen counter. The first was from my parents.

Brooke

You're dad and I decided to take a little vacation without you (aren't they loving)

And your sister. We will be back soon. Don't destroy the house

And please remember to take Sandy out and feed her. Hope you

And Katie had a good trip. There's money in the safe for food.

Have a good time.

Love.

Mom and Dad.

The second note was from my sister.

Dorks,

Went to Mae's until mom and dad get back. Don't destroy the house.

Rachel.

Jeeze, what's with my family thinking I'll destroy the house? Katie looked at me. "Dude what's up with them and us destroying the house? Do they not trust us?" Katie looked at me and burst out laughing. Jet lag must have gotten to her.

"This is really weird, they would have told me if they decided to leave without us, I'm amazed my dad even left us alone. Something's up." I told her, Katie may be my best friend and we almost share a brain, but she hasn't lived with us that long to know these things.

"Who cares, we have the house to ourselves and tonight's our last night of Spring Break, let's party!" She exclaimed as she walked into the living room and turned on the TV and started blaring random music.

"Ok miss party pooper, just cuz mom and dad are gone, doesn't mean we can't go all out and have some fun" Katie looked at me with a goofy grin on her face. Ever sense her mom had kicked her out of the house she had been almost been adopted by my family. She was right though. I just couldn't shake the feeling that something was off. We turned the TV to our favorite music station and random danced until four in the morning.

OoOoOoOoOo.

CRASH!!!

I woke up face down on the floor. Sitting up I found Katie conked out on the couch vertically, her head on the bottom and her legs bent over the side of the couch and disappearing. I'm not sure what woke me up, but I knew it was something big seeing as my heart was pounding a mile a minute inside my chest. Scratching my head, ruffling my undoubtedly messy short brown hair in the process, I tried to think back to what woke me up in the first place.

CRASH!

I nearly jumped seven feet in the air as the noise reverberated through out the house. "What was that?" Katie's speech was still slurred from sleep as she finally woke up. She tried to sit up only to end up flailing as she didn't notice her positing on the couch, eventually falling off. "Ugg stupid Jet Lag. How in the world did I get in that position anyways? Never mind that not the point. What the heck was that noise?"

"That's what were going to find out. It's a Quest!!!" she laughed as we slowly walked threw my dad's office and up the stairs to my parent's room where the noise seemed to be coming from. We opened the door and peered threw the small crack. The sight almost made me fall on my face.

Standing in my parents room was a very ungodly sight. By the looks of it, Grimmjow was trying to kill Luppi. Okay, either two characters from my favorite Anime were standing in my parent's bedroom or two colsplayers, either way, it was not right.

"Oh my f'n god, it's Gay Tentacle Rape Man!!!" I yelled it before I could stop myself, almost instantly two pairs of hands found there way to cover my mouth but it was still to late. Grimmjow turned from trying to maul Luppi to stare at the door.

"Who the Hell are you two?" he asked. Luppi decided now that Grimmjow had taken an interest to Katie and I, he jumped out the window. Grimmjow noticed this and jumped out the window to continue his murder attempts on Luppi. Katie took her hands off my mouth spun me around and looked at me.

"Did you just se what I saw or am I crazy? Is it normal for Jet Lag to cause hallucinations?"

"Depends on what you saw." I shrugged like it was nothing, "Normal hallucinations don't break things like the window…. DEAR LORD WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"

"Ay, wha' they yellen 'bout now?" We both turned around to see the ever creep smile of a certain Ex-Captain of the 3rd squad. "I think Souske-sama will want to see ya' two." He smiled (as always) as he gestured for us to follow him. when we made no attempt to follow, he grabbed us by the collars and dragged us down the stairs into the living room. He set us on the same couch Katie had been catching Z's on only minutes before, only now Aizen was seated in my dad's Blue recliner and there were random 'Spada walking around my house. I do believe that both of us almost had simultaneous heart attacks.

"Umm wtf man, what's going on?" Katie said. She looked at Aizen sitting in the chair and back to me expectantly.

"Oh, like I'd know." Aizen cleared his throat effectively shutting us both up. He looked us over like cattle, which Katie nearly jumped at his throat. I wasn't happy either, but I had common sense not to attack Aizen and kept Katie firmly in her seat.

"You're Brooke" He stated. I looked at him and shook my head. "No I'm not Brooke, my name is…umm.. DAPHNIE!" Katie gave me the patented what-the-fuck look.

"Yeah, and I'm Josephine." She rolled her eyes at me, "You're funny Bro-" I quickly covered her mouth with my hand. I didn't know why Aizen wanted to know if I was I, I really didn't care either.

"Well even if you deny it, we know who you are. From here on you are to stay out of trouble." He told me, I almost gave him a what the fuck look but my mind was to busy trying to figure out what the hell is going to create the 'what the fuck' look. "But we don't know who you are. I'm thinking I should just get rid of you. You aren't any use to us."

"No!!!" I blurted out, "I'll be this Brooke person of whom you speak if you don't kill Katie!!" Aizen raised an eyebrow at my antic. "I need her to keep me company."

I said thinking on my feet. I hoped that I didn't sound too scared "Hey I don't want to be stuck with a group of weirdo guys by myself. Who knows what would happen."

"Alright, but if she causes any of my plans to go wrong, she will be punished…severely" Katie's eyes grew to the size of plates and she gulped audibly.

"That can be arranged" She said in a squeaky voice.

"Okay, Aizen-sir can you please explain to us what your doing in my house and how you know who I am?" I asked censoring my vocabulary as I didn't think swearing in front of a powerful guy with a god complex was a very good idea.

"We are using your house as a hide out from the soul society. It had come to their attention that I have come to this dimension. I do not feel like dealing with pathetic soul reapers while I want to continue with my plans." His attention turned to his right hand man. "Take them back upstairs and put them somewhere where they wont get into trouble."

Gin grabbed us by the necks again and hauled us upstairs again. He threw us in my room and slammed the door. We could hear the lock clicking as we were shut in.

"Wait a second…my room doesn't have a lock!" Katie ran to the door and tried to yank the door open, with no luck.

"Great…we're stuck…now what?" she turned to me.

"Hey… I just realized. Aizen didn't answer my second question. What the fuck?" I sighed as I sunk into my bed as I tried to figure out what the hell was going on.

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