20 ways to torture jacob
Disclaimer: I don't own twilight
1: tie him to a tree and poke at him with a stick.
2: tell him Rosalie likes him.
3: tell him that Bellas a vampire.
4: make him watch the wiggles all day.
5: make him stick his head in a skunk hole.
6: let Alice take him shopping.
7: make him stay with the cullens all day and let Alice play dressup with him all day.
8: tell him that hes ugly.
9: call him a mexican.
10: trap him on an island with no food and make him starve.
11: beat him with a stick.
12: make him eat dirt.
13: force him to play truth or dare with Alice and Rosalie.
14: dye his wolf fur hot pink.
15: make him watch Bella and Edward kiss.
16: hit him with a car.
17: make a tree fall on him.
18: make a snapping turtle bite his butt.
19: push him down the stairs.
20: make a cow trample him. Plz review, or ill kill u.