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Jamie sighed leaning against the railing of the Going Merry, her red hair moving slightly with the light breeze.

"You know, you really shouldn't lean that far back on the railing."

Jamie sat up, flashing her green eyes in front of her only to see Ryan. She smiled lightly; his green eyes staring intently back at her own. Her brow rose, "What's up with you?"

He shrugged, sitting on top of the railing with in a second. "You know, I'm never going to get use to you doing that."

He grinned, hanging onto the railing tightly. "I'm never going to get use to the fact when you threaten me with a stick; I actually have a reason to be afraid."

She snickered, "Even back home, you screamed like a little girl."

He growled standing up looking down at her, "What was that runt?!"

Jamie smiled innocently, moving back from him slowly, "I said, and I quote, 'you. screamed. like. a. little. girl.' Better?"

He stopped in his track, his face turning slightly red, "I'll give you a head start."

Before any violence could start, Nami appeared out of nowhere, "What's today?"

They both stopped, and stared back at her silently. They blinked and slowly looked at each other, "October 17."

"Thanks!" She scratched her head, "What's wrong with you two?"

Both twins blinked once, before bursting out into fits of laughter. Soon, the whole ship's attention was on the two laughing.

Nami growled, still wanting her question to be answered stepping forward, grabbing both by the collar of there shirts lifting them up. They stopped, but still had a grin on their face.

"Guess what?"

Nami blinked at the both, "What?"

"WE'RE NINETEEN BITCHES!"

Luffy was the first to grin, "It's your birthday?!"

They both nodded, grinning to themselves pounding their fists in the air, "HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY TO USSS!"

Soon Luffy joined their madness, all three spinning in circles chanting the 'Happy Birthday' tune over and over again.

There was a silence from the rest of the crew, "Wait…"

The three stopped there dancing and looked at Zoro.

"How can you two be nineteen?"

Jamie stepped forward raising a hand smartly, and closing her eyes. "Simply, nineteen years ago, two horny people got together and-"

Zoro's fist connected with her head stopping any more words to come out, he growled at her, his face slightly pink at the cheeks, "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"

Ryan raised an eyebrow, "What do you mean by it?"

Jamie stopped rubbing her head and also looked up, "Yeah! It doesn't have to do with our vertically challenged-ness does it?"

Usopp blinked, "You're what?"

Sanji stepped forward hands in his pockets, "She's saying they're short."

Usopp blinked taking out a ruler walking towards the two, "YOU GUYS ARE ONLY 5'4"!!"

They growled hitting Usopp on the head, "GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT?!"

-suddenly screen blanks and Jess Likes Biting appears on you're screen.-

I'd like for all of you to open a new window or tab. Now that you have done this, look up Robin's height. Compare this with Ryan's.

-5 second silence-

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

-flashy screen back to the Straw Hats-

Jamie blinked, "Was I the only one to see Jess Likes Biting do that?"

The other's continued their laughing, and Ryan growled. Jamie shrugged, "Guess so."

Sanji danced over towards Jamie, "Its okay Jamie-swannnn! I don't mind that you're short!"

She growled, "I'M NOT SHORT!"

Nami stopped her giggling to grab Jamie's hand and attempt to drag her. Jamie stayed in her spot staring blankly at Nami, "What the hell are you doing?"

She growled, "Let's go! I'm giving you my present to you!"

Ryan pouted, "What about me!"

Nami grinned, "You'll get you're after I'm done with Jamie's. I over heard something you two were talking about and had something lying around I thought you might like."

Ryan blinked and watched Jamie being dragged away by Nami.

The other's blanked after them, "What do you think she'll be doing?"

Sanji's eyes widened, "I HAVE TO MAKE JAMIE A CAKE!"

"That wouldn't do much."

Sanji looked over towards Ryan, "Why not?"

"She doesn't like cake."

Luffy blinked slowly, "WHAT?! SHE DOESN'T LIKE CAKE?!"

Ryan nodded, "She's more of a No Bake Cookie kind of girl."

Sanji blinked, "No…Bake…Cookie?"

He nodded again, "It's something my mom use to make for our birthday very year. And when my mom disappeared I started doing it for her."

Sanji tapped his chin, "How do you make this no bake cookie?"

Ryan grinned, "I'll teach you, I'm sure it'll come out even better with you making them anyways."

With that they were both off, Luffy looked around him. Usopp had disappeared to go make Jamie and Ryan their gifts and Zoro was passed out on the ground sleeping. Luffy grinned jumping away to somewhere on the ship to find the perfect presents.

-With Nami-

"No."

"Yes."

"I don't think so."

"Why not?!"

"Just.. no."

"But Jamie!"

"But nothing Nami! I refuse to!"

Nami glared at the smaller girl, "You have to."

Jamie had her arms folded and one eye open to watch Nami carefully, "And why?"

"I bought it. It doesn't fit me. I'm not going to let it go to waste."

"Then sell it!"

"No."

"Nami, please just listen to me for a minute. No."

She sighed, before grinning evilly. Jamie gulped backing away from her evilly, "If you don't I'll tell them you're name."

Jamie's eyes widened, "You don't have that information."

She grinned confidently, "I do actually, and Ryan can't keep secrets from me."

She growled, her green eyes narrowing, "He wouldn't dare."

"He already did."

Jamie gulped looking at the item in her hand, "Nami.. please, no?"

Her grin turned even more sadistic, "Our we doing this the easy way or the hard way?"

Jamie sighed, "I'd rather go down with a fight."

Nami growled, "Fine!"

And with that she pounced on the poor helpless Jamie.

-Moments later-

"OH BOYS!"

Sanji danced out of the galley, "Yes Nami-swa-!"

Ryan walked out and his jaw dropped.

Luffy bounced over and was the prefect mirror image of Ryan's expression, Usopp joining them. Zoro looked up from his sleeping position and his eyes widened and face turned a light pink.

Sanji's shocked expression turned into a giddy grin and hearts exploded from his body, "JAMIE-SWAN IS BEAUTIFUL!"

Jamie stood awkwardly in front of Nami, with a scowl on her face. Not only was her boy shorts and tank top gone but they were replaced with a red halter top and a black skirt that stopped mid thigh. Her stomach was exposed, and her hair pulled into pig tails. There was a red tint on her cheeks, and her bangs feel into her face.

Nami moved something from behind her back and through it at Ryan. "Happy Birthday!"

He quickly caught it, and looked down at the item in his hands. It was an empty journal; Ryan looked up with a grin. "I heard you wanted to record our adventure."

Ryan's grin disappeared, "Thanks Nami. But, now can you tell me what the hell you did with Jamie?!"

Sanji continued to stare with hearts flowing from his body, "Jamie-swaaannnn is so prettttyyy!"

Jamie growled looking down at Ryan, "AND IT'S ALL YOU'RE FAULT!"

Ryan raised an eyebrow, "Is it my fault you actually look like a girl?"

Jamie growled, "YOU TOLD HER MY NAME!"

Ryan tilted his head, "No I didn't."

Jamie's expression turned blank and she slowly turned around to face Nami, "What?"

Nami grinned, "Sorry, did I forget to mention that he actually didn't tell me?"

Just before Jamie could attack or harm Nami, Usopp jumped up the steps recovered from his shocked state before handing Jamie a present.

She titled her head, pulling the box open, a grin escaping on her face, "USOPP YOU ARE AMAZING!"

She pulled out to sticks and grinned. Everyone fell to the ground, "Why do you need sticks!?"

Usopp grinned, "They're not all wood."

Everyone moved closer staring at the two sticks, in the form of drum sticks almost.

At the tip there was a sharp point made of steel. "It's so instead of bumbling my opponent with a stick, I can poke with something sharp!"

Ryan sweat dropped, "Like you need something sharp."

Usopp turned to Ryan next passing him his present. Jamie continued fiddling with her new sticks, well Ryan opened his gift.

Ryan stared at the box for a few moments before smiling towards Usopp; Jamie peered over into the box to see a set of pens. "I found them in my room, and thought you might like them."

"Thanks!"

Luffy passed two pieces of paper, one to each twin. "I drew you guys picture!"

Jamie grinned down at her picture, what was supposed to be her stood on top of Ryan's beat up body or what was supposed to be Ryan's beat up body. Not only that, but in the background there was a large feather-less chicken. She looked up at Luffy, pouncing on him, "Luffy this picture is beyond amazing."

Ryan looked down at his own picture to find him running away from Jamie with her bat in her hand. Jamie peered over his shoulder and laughed, "Luffy you are quite the awesome drawer."

He grinned bouncing up and down, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

Sanji dragged Jamie away into the kitchen taking her treat out. She stared at them quietly before smiling up at Sanji, "Ryan helped you huh?"

He grinned and nodded, "Happy Birthday Jamie-san!"

Jamie looked back down at the cookie's picking one up, feeling a lip pressure on her cheek. She blushed looking up at Sanji to see him backing away with a grin playing at his lips.

Ryan walked in dropping down at the table grabbing a cookie, "What's wrong Jamie?"

She looked up at her brother and smiled, "Nothing!"

'Did… Did Sanji just kiss me?!'

Jamie stood up after her 5th cookie, "Thanks Sanji."

He smiled, "You're Welcome Jamie!"

Jamie walked out of the galley just to be pulled around the corner her body being squished against a hot chest. She blinked looking up at Zoro who quickly pulled away and looked away, "Happy Birthday."

She blinked and he quickly walked away, 'Did… did he just hug me?'

Jamie sighed leaning against the wall, she looked over to her left to see Ryan standing next to her with a smile.

"Sometimes, you remind me of a creeper."

He folded his arms and looked away from her, "You remind me of an idiot."

"Happy Birthday, Ry."

He grinned, "Happy Birthday, Jam."

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