Pet Cat

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Disclaimer: I do not own Viral, Simon, or TTGL for that matter.

Summary: Viral is peeved. Simon is petting him. His head, anyways. What's a cat/shark beastman to do?

A/N: My sincerest apologies. I SHOULD be working on Experiment, but I've had an urge to write TTGL, so not right now.

This has already been done, I know, twice I think it's been done. I don't really care though. I need the Yaoi Practice and I don't have any good ideas. I could go off and do a Naruto story, but I'm not really in the mood. I've been wanting to write a TTGL story for a while now, but I can't do a chapter story, so I decided to settle on a Romantic-kinda one-shot. Not that I'm real good at romance either, but I love reading it, so I try to write it.

So, just read the story and offer advice to touch up on my Romance writing. Thanks!

Word Count: 530

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Viral growled, peeved at the positively lovely feeling of getting his unruly-looking, but actually extremely soft, hair rubbed in the way that a cat's would.

The offender seemed to ignore his growl of warning, or maybe he didn't even hear him. How would he know? He's not the tooth fairy or anything of that monkey shit the mortals seemed to spew from the fucking ugly faces.

Actually, he would've liked to admire this person slightly, seeing as how the person had to lean around two cell doors and had handcuffs on, which was quite a feat for the naked monkey.

"Simon. What the hell do you think you're doing?"

Why was Viral so angry? It was because he'd been awoken by that insinuating rubbing for the last three or four days, early enough in the morning to make him want to yawn loudly and fall right back to sleep, but not be able to due to that way-to-distracting rubbing. Maybe that goddamned naked ape didn't realize he slept in later than 5 o'clock in the fucking morning.

Simon went silent and his hand seemed to freeze, "Sorry…"

"I'd like to sleep longer then five, you know, you damned ape."

He had a feeling Simon nodded at that moment as the stupid monkey continued, "Sorry."

An awkward silence spread over the two as Viral took that as a sign to go right back to sleep and ignore the hand still rested silently on his head. Until it started up again.

Viral almost twitched and was just about to snap at the naked monkey when his slightly pointed ears twitched with the sound of… light snoring…?

Viral blinked.

Simon was… asleep? All because he was petting his head?

Viral sighed, finally accepting the cold, hard truth.

"I pretty much am a pet cat." Viral sighed, barely a whisper.

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A/N: So, did you like it? I thought it sucked, but, hey, how the hell would I know? Everyone has pretty bad opinions about their own shit, ne?

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