I got a Bucket

by Kurama's Lucky Dice

Challenge, see inside for details and requirements. WARNING! Slash

Challenge: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Depp-verse)

"I got a Bucket, I got a Bucket, I got a Bucket hey hey hey hey"

Now what in the world would prompt the insane (but lovable) chocolatier to dance around singing an altered diddy from The Little Rascals of all things? Why, Charlie Bucket of course!

Must be slash, should be funny and intense, any length acceptable.