Professor X was in a hurry. He needed to get to Cerebro and begin his work for the night. As he wheels through the mansion he sees Wolverine in the hall. "Wolverine that's disgusting, don't pick your teeth with your claws."
"Awe, c'mon Professor, I didn't go through the pain of getting an adamantium skeleton so I could use toothpicks. You should see me wipe my ass!"
"Logan, you're incorrigible!"
Rolling on, Xavier comes to the base of the stairs and uses the newly-installed wheelchair lift. Storm sees him and asks, "Can't you like use your mind and just levitate up the stairs? I don't see why we needed to install this lift, anyway."
"I've got a big night coming up with Cerebro and I'm trying to save my energy. Besides, the mansion is now ADA compliant." Xavier answers as the lift moves up the stairs at a comically slow pace.
"Whatever you say Charles. One more thing, just a small request. Do you think maybe, just maybe, you can recruit some more people of color? You know, I'm just sayin."
"I'll see what I can do, Storm."
Professor X finally arrives at the west wing of the mansion where Cerebro is now located. He goes inside and prepares for a long night of searching for potential recruits. Ah, let's see here looks like Hank has made some upgrades. What's this?Looks like a swipe left or right feature for selecting recruits. How does it work again? Oh yes, swipe right for the hotties and left for the notties. And right for the naughties if you know what I mean. Xavier laughs out loud.
Ok, let's get to it. Oh my, how have I not seen this one before. He's immensely powerful. Looks like he has the ability to manipulate the electromagnetic force. My god, how can someone be so talented? Magneto's powers are a strict subset of this one. I must have him as a student. Oh, what's this? I can hear something. What's that sound? Is that… is that smooth jazz he's listening to?! Ugh, gross. If I wanted to hear elevator music, I'd have been a bellhop. Xavier swipes left.
Trying again. Who's this. She has double eyelids like a lizard with... is that a forked tongue? And her hair... it looks like she can make it change colors. Hmmm, kind of sexy, not that I have working parts downstairs, or do I?We could call her Chamomile, no, no, that's not it, that's my favorite tea. Chameleon, there we go. He swipes right.
Alright we got one, let's see what else is out there. Interesting, interesting indeed. He appears to be a mutant, but I cannot discern this one's ability? I see him, he's in school making the teacher appear to pass gas. Oh right, I believe it's known asTeleflaculesenese or is it Fartriloquism? Hmmm, could prove useful. I could finally humiliate Magneto at class reunions. Haha, yes, yes, I like the sound of that. No, not the sound, that's disgusting, but I like the idea, certainly. Xavier swipes right.
To be continued...