Hi! I recently found this couple and I now ship it because it gives Renji someone. I also sort of ship RenHime, as my second Orihime couple under IshiHime. I love IshiHime! So I put in a little RenHime in this fanfic. Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo not me. Couples in this story: RenTats, IshiHime, IchiRuki and a little RenHime.

Renji was having a weird day. First the girl of his dreams, mentally kicked him in the face, by making out with Ichigo behind his house. Then in a drunken daze, threw himself at Orihime, got his face punched in by Uryu and now he was lying in bed with Tatsuki Arisawa, sleeping peacefully next to him. Renji rubbed his aching head. Memories were blurred and twisted and Renji groaned. To sum up the worst day of his life it was like this:
Pretty childhood friend: Nil
Hangover: Check
Pretty big breasted Friend: Nil
Bruises: Check

Although, if Tatsuki is in bed with him it couldn't be too bad, could It? Renji frowned down at her. Her spikey crop of black hair was messy and unkempt. The pull over she was wearing was crumpled and creased, but it made her breasts seem larger. Sleeping peacefully among all the white pillows and sheets, she looked almost, well, cute.
Oh god, we didn't…
"Hey, you fool," murmured Tatsuki sleepily. "Are you still here?"
She still had her eyes closed but she threw her arms around his neck and pulled him towards her.
Renji could feel a blush forming on his cheeks as he stared down at her.
"Umm, Tatsuki, we didn't… um… you know…"
A fist went flying into face and was followed by a sharp burst of pain in his nose.
Tatsuki shot up, her brown eyes flashing with anger.
"We didn't have sex! How old do you think I am?!"
"Okay, okay!" Renji explained, clutching his nose.
Tatsuki sighed and sat back with a small smile.
"You're a creep," she began. "You're annoying. You push all my buttons. But…"
"But what?"
"I love you," she yawned and flopped back on the bed.
Now Renji was confused.
"Whoa," he said, rubbing his forehead. "Okay, what did we do last night?"
Tatsuki stared at him like he was insane. "You can't remember?"
"Nope."
Tatsuki rubbed her temples and stared at him with an annoyed expression. "Why doesn't that surprize me? You were drunk and depressed when we met."
"I was?" Renji questioned, struggling to grasp the blurry pictures of the day that had past.
Tatsuki sighed. "I got the story from around town so I'll tell you."
"Okay, then."
Tatsuki pulled Renji toward her. Renji could feel her breath on his neck. She was so damn cute.
"You better shut up and listen," she muttered darkly.

This is the story of the weirdest day of Renji's life…