Hello there. My name is -------. Sorry but I didn't give a name. I was always on this site but this is the first time I actually posted a story on here.

So…….here's the disclaimer:

I do not own Naruto in any way, shape, or form, cuz if I did, Sasuke would have died.

Chapter 1: Mystery Man

On the outskirts of Konoha, there is a lone man walking on a road. With this man is a strangely shaped box and a crate. This man just wanders around the world just looking for a place to live for a couple a days and spread his own disease.

Hokage Tower

A team of ANBU was ordered to the Hokage's tower for a mission. "An unknown person has been found coming toward the village," said Tsunade. "While I would not bother with such an anonymous person, but ever since we have received Intel about the Sound Village staging another attack soon, I do not want to take any chances especially when we have found that he has two objects with him. Your mission is to retrieve this man and bring him back to the village for questioning. GO!"

"Yes," said by the 4 ANBU in unison and with that they left. After they have left, Tsunade turned to look out of the window towards Konoha. Who is that bastard and what does he plan on doing, she thought. Just then she heard a noise, and her temple began to throb and she was growing impatient.

"GET OUT OF HERE, NARUTO!!!!!!!!!" she yelled and with this Naruto fell out of the ceiling and bolted for the door as fast as possible and out of the tower.

The outskirts of Konoha

A campfire was burning brightly in the forest accompanying the man. He was only a young man but a wise one. He had lost everyone that he knew. All he wanted to do was live the rest of his life in harmony but knew that was never to happen.

"Well…I guess it's time to take it out," he said to himself. He pulled the strange box up to his lap admiring and despising for what was in it. As he started to unhook the first latch, some people in weird masks surrounded him with one of them holding the wrist of the arm that he was using to open the box. A ninja secret police force, the stranger thought to himself, wow, that's a first.

"Sir, we are going to have to take you to the hidden leaf village," said the man in the kiwi mask.

The stranger just looked at him seriously and then laughed, "Ha ha ha, and what are the grounds that you are charging me, officer?" This talk had just pissed off all of the ANBU pursuers.

"We are here on an order by the Hokage of Konoha to bring you in for questioning on your suspicion," said the woman with the bear mask.

The man just continued to laugh, loosening the grip on his wrist; he went to pick up his crate. "I don't know why you want some anonymous kid that wanders the world but I assure I'm not who you want," he said while picking up the crate.

As he turned around, someone had punched him hard in the stomach hard enough that he spat blood and collapsed onto the ground. Before he went unconscious, he looked up to see who it was that punched him. It was the girl that was in the bear mask.

"Who's laughing now, ha-ha," laughed the girl.

"Yeah, but I think you did more than knock him out," said the hawk as he poked at the incapacitated body.

"Humph, serves him right," the girl said in her defense.

"Well whatever, lets get him and his stuff and take him back to the village," said the leader in the shadows.

"Yes, sir!" the three said in unison as they picked up the stranger's body and personal items and left towards the village.

A couple of days later

Hokage Tower

"Well…we have the person in our hands now but…" Tsunade saying in complete annoyance, "Ryukku knocked him out."

"Sorry, sorry…" was what kept on going in Ryukku's mouth for nearly the whole time whenever she saw Tsunade.

"Look at it this way," Shizune said while trying to calm her down, "At least we have him in captivity and he's due to awake in a couple of hours." Tsunade was still annoyed by what had happened a couple of days ago however the package that was with the person was even puzzling her mind even more. When they had opened the box they found a strange form of combination of wood and many sets of strings. When they had opened the crate they found a box that had knobs at the top, with a type of leather surrounding it and a cable. This guy…is just…weird, Tsunade thought to herself.

Somewhere in a remote place of Konoha

In a dark room, we find a man that is unconscious about to wake up. "Oi, where am I," said the man as he woke up. He was tied to a chair. He looked from where to see that he was in a dark room with a television in front of him. "Where am I?" baffled the man.

"Your in an interrogation cell and my name is Morino Ibiki," said a cold voice from behind him. The man looked behind him to see that there was a figure next to the door lying against the wall. The man looked behind him to see that there was a figure next to the door. His face was scarred as if he had gone through torture himself.

"What am I doing here?" asked the stranger.

"A better question to ask is who you are" exclaimed the scarred man, "and why are you here!"

The mystery man chuckled, "All I am is a stranger that goes to strange places." This ticked the scarred man really bad, but he then decided to use his expertise in psychology to get the answers that he wanted. He believed that he would only need pathos to get the answers that Ibiki wanted. If this would not work, he would use his secret plan that had made everyone that seen it sing like canaries.

"Hey kid, all we want for you to do is that we need to catch these people before another tragedy happens to this village such as the one that happened almost 3 years ago," Ibiki said as he was removing his headband and revealing the scars to the stranger.

"Heh, the Konoha Invasion, yeah I've heard about that," said the stranger in a calm expression, "But do you think you had it tough?" Ibiki was confused by what the man meant by this. The kid continued to talk, "Where I lived, was a nightmare. Everyone was either in a crappy house or they slept in the filthy streets. Nearly every family had it's cannibal who would feast on one of their family members. And at a time, I had no family, so no one was to care for me. I know pain, both psychological and physical, so don't try any of that interrogation crap on me."

Ibiki was shocked by the man's little story but did not show sympathy for this man. With a stern face, Ibiki said assertively, "What is your name and why did you come to Konoha? Tell me now or suffer the consequence."

"Hahaha, what is the consequence, Scarface," the kid chuckled.

"This is the consequence," Ibiki said as he took out a DVD first season of Telletubbies. However, just looking at the DVD made the kid scream in horror. "Are you ready to answer?" asked the interrogator.

"NEVER!!!" exclaimed the kid but still in great terror.

"Well…" Ibiki said as he put in the DVD, "You will watch the some episodes of the Telletubies for an hour, luckily you will confess by the time I get back." Ibiki turned on the TV that started showing the Telletubbies. As he went out of the door, he heard the kid screamed for his life.

As he got out of the room, he saw his assistant. "Are you sure that it will be okay that we leave him unattended," she asked.

"Yes, I am sure that this problem child will crack by the time I get back. Be sure to notify Tsunade-sama that he has awoken," he told his assistant.

"Hai," replied the assistant and she walked away.

So this is my fic. i wrote more, but im too lazy to post right now and i have more to edit for the next two chapters so expect the next chapter by the end of the weekend hopefully