So this is a just a sneak peak of my wildly gay ass humour. I just feel like shade is essential in my life. I'm a professional shade thrower and a habitual line stepper, it's on my Tinder. This is reality show/ interview style type of set up. I know show don't tell.
INTERVIEWER: What's your name?
Leah C: Leah Clearwater, Aka That Bitch.
INTERVIEWER: Okay, uh, Leah; I want to play a game with you. I'll say a name and you tell me the first thing that comes to mind, okay?
Leah C: Okay, shoot.
INTERVIEWER: Jacob Black
Leah C: Casper the ghost
INTERVIEWER: Samuel Uley
Leah C: Who? Flop, matted ass dirty ass fur. Trash.
INTERVIEWER: Edward Cullen
Leah C: Used tampons.
INTERVIEWER: ….
Leah C: I said what I said
INTERVIEWER: Bella Cullen
Leah C: Trash. Colonizer.
INTERVIEWER: Emily Uley
Leah C: I don't know her.
INTERVIEWER: But that's your…
Leah C: I. Don't. Know. Her.
I'm not apologizing lol. And yes I will continue to throw shade.
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