Well, I was told a joke and I decided to make this fanfic/oneshot.
Humor purposes, only.
I do not own Twilight.
Bella glanced at the clock.
Bella glanced at the calendar. Her eyebrows furrowed as she looked at today's date.
Thank god, I'm a vampire. She thought.
She let out a heavy sigh.
Bella went through the whole day, sighing.
Night Time
"What's wrong, love?" Edward questioned, nuzzling his mate's ivory toned neck, while snuggling closer to her. She turned to face him, letting out another sigh. "Edward..." Bella began. If she wasn't a vampire right now, oh, trust... she would be blushing so hard right now.
Her golden eyes stared back into his.
"I'm going to ask you this question... and you can't laugh. But, let's be hypothetical, here."
Edward nodded his head, bracing himself for what his wife had to throw at him.
"Okay... so let's say... you were very, very... horny." She started, pausing and waiting for his reaction. One of his perfectly shaped eyebrows quirked up and skepticism washed over his face.
"Okay..." he chuckled, getting amused with her statement.
"And there's this human girl... which could be me or anyone.. Remember, this is hypothetical." She continued, shrugging her shoulders.
He nods.
"And she, or me... was on my time of the month..." Bella sighed. "Um..."
"And you were so horny... thar you couldn't resist yourself." - "Would you... um, how do I say this...?"
She paused.
"Drink blood from.. down there...?"
Edward was silent before letting her go and turning to face up at the ceiling with her hands and arms folded behind his head.
Awkward Silence
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"Edward?" Bella, questioned, looked up at him/. His expression was stoic.
"Oh yeah. I would tear that up." He blurted out.
Bella's eyes widened.
Meanwhile
"For the record, brother, that's called a Red Taco, Bella/ Seems like ya' couldn't be blunt about it. And Edward. You. Are. A. Freak." Emmett commented, running as fast as he could, away from their bedroom window. Yep. He was peeping the whole time and listening to their conversation.
He knew they heard whar he said.
Days Before
"So, the question is, what if a girl was on her period... And there was a blood thirsty vampire. What do you think he would do?" Emmett questioned to Jasper and Bella. Jasper tried his hardest to hold back his laughter. Bella was just silent.
Oh... really? Bella thought. Hmmm...
Haha! Well, that's that. This was a joke we all told last year at school and I couldn't resist.
Reviews are welcome, flames, etc, welcome. Tell me what you think.
Kumi-Chan/Tobi-Is-Fluffy-Chan