Disclaimer: I do not own TDI


Owen walked into the store, a check for ten thousand dollars in hand. Sure, he was going to spend mast of it on the party next week,but first he wanted to get something for his favorite camper.

Owen scoured through the store, trying to think of what girls liked. His dad had told him that you couldn't go wrong with jewelry, but Owen didn't think that was good enough for her. After all, no jewel could compare to the sparkle in her eyes.

A store clerk approached him. " Can I help you young man?'
" I'm looking for a present for a girl. I want it to say, " Please go out with me."

" Oh you dog you! Well you've come to the right place. She'll love this."

Owen wasn't sure that Izzy would like what the clerk showed him, but the clerk assured him that any girl would love these. Owen finally picked one, paid for it, and left.

Walking out of the store, Owen felt confident that Izzy would love it. After all, the clerk had assured him that every girl loved lingerie.


Yes I know it's short.