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I'm so poor I live in a shoebox in the middle of the road.
A/N: I'm aware I may have some grammar or spelling errors so bare with me a little.
One of the hardest things can be to gather teenage boys for a serious meeting, even if it was something as simple as getting to all sit on a couch. Especially when two of them think they're invincible just because they're the probably the strongest beings in the world, one thought he was a comedian, and one thought he was god for being able to destroy objects at will with his mind. Roshi snorted, what morons. The guy with spiky hair that stood straight up spoke, "Could you just hurry up what you have to say? I'm losing brain cells sitting next to these idiots"
"Either that or he has a girl waiting for him" the young man with unruly spiky hair, who was next to him muttered.
"Another one? Do you even know her name?" The bald kid inquired.
"Does it matter?"
"Keep it up and they'll name a VD after you"
"Holy crap I just caught a Vegeta!"
Vegeta glowered while the rest laughed. Roshi rolled his eyes. "Alright shut up already! I've been meaning to talk to you boys about your training. As you know physical conditioning is essential but we didn't do much mental training. I don't know if you guys are smart enough to start mental training so I decided to start with having you boys scarifying something for 50 days." Roshi paused to see the boys' reaction; he frowned as they showed indifference. He then smirked, Those morons don't know what they're getting into.
"Alright let's get started," he looked at Yamcha. That boy had the strange talent of drinking four six packs and not get drunk. "You will give up alcohol for 50 days" Yamcha had a pained expression, "None at all?"
The old man ignored him and turned to Tien. The kid was all right all around, so what could he do to him? He did hate little kids…
"You'll have work at a day care center after school every day" Tien jumped out of his seat with a look of horror on his face, "Oh hell no!"
Roshi raised an eyebrow, "Want to make that 55 days?" Tien grumbled and sat back down. Now he looked at Krillian, "I hear you've been falling behind in your grades, so you'll have to study" Krillian looked relieved, that wasn't too bad. "After school," the old man continued, "you'll study whatever you'll need to until dinner and after dinner you'll study until bed. You still have to study on the weekends" Krillian paled, "That'll kill my social life"
Vegeta snorted, "What social life?" Roshi looked at Vegeta, "And as for you…lets's see…ah, you'll get no sex." Roshi resisted the urge to shudder at the thought but he continued, "no kissing, no petting, no self gratification, no oral sex, giving or receiving, basically no getting off" Vegeta looked annoyed to say the least, "Then what the fuck am I supposed to do around girls?" Roshi shrugged, hell if he knew. Goku spoke up, "So what about me?"
Just then a little cat-like creature stuck it's head from the door way, "You're new orders of magazines have just arrived"
The old man brightened up, he didn't care about what do with Goku anymore. "Um…you'll get the same as him" He jerked his thumb towards Vegetga. "What!?" Vegeta roared, "He's a celibate nun, it's not going to affect him"
Goku glared at him but didn't say anything, it was actually amusing to see Vegeta so disturbed. Besides it shouldn't be too hard, he never met a girl that he's been attracted to and in this small town, it probably wont happen.
"Wait," Tien stopped Roshi from leaving, "I think that you, too, should participate in this" Everyone else nodded, with evil smiles creeping up on their features.
"I agree, unless you have no more mental discipline," Goku smirked, knowing the challenge would reel the old man in.
Roshi looked insulted, "All right I'll do it, do your worst" Krillian grinned widely, "No porn," he paused for effect, "in fact no pay-per-view either, if you want to read a magazine, you'll have to read something with no half naked women on it"
Yamcha grinned, "Man that's perfect, let's start by getting rid of all those movies and magazines to make it easy on our dear mentor" The guys left the room to do so, in a much better mood. But before they left, they took a moment to revel in the horrified look on the old man's face. Roshi sighed, maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
A/N: I'm aware I may have some grammar or spelling errors so bare with me a little.
One of the hardest things can be to gather teenage boys for a serious meeting, even if it was something as simple as getting to all sit on a couch. Especially when two of them think they're invincible just because they're the probably the strongest beings in the world, one thought he was a comedian, and one thought he was god for being able to destroy objects at will with his mind. Roshi snorted, what morons. The guy with spiky hair that stood straight up spoke, "Could you just hurry up what you have to say? I'm losing brain cells sitting next to these idiots"
"Either that or he has a girl waiting for him" the young man with unruly spiky hair, who was next to him muttered.
"Another one? Do you even know her name?" The bald kid inquired.
"Does it matter?"
"Keep it up and they'll name a VD after you"
"Holy crap I just caught a Vegeta!"
Vegeta glowered while the rest laughed. Roshi rolled his eyes. "Alright shut up already! I've been meaning to talk to you boys about your training. As you know physical conditioning is essential but we didn't do much mental training. I don't know if you guys are smart enough to start mental training so I decided to start with having you boys scarifying something for 50 days." Roshi paused to see the boys' reaction; he frowned as they showed indifference. He then smirked, Those morons don't know what they're getting into.
"Alright let's get started," he looked at Yamcha. That boy had the strange talent of drinking four six packs and not get drunk. "You will give up alcohol for 50 days" Yamcha had a pained expression, "None at all?"
The old man ignored him and turned to Tien. The kid was all right all around, so what could he do to him? He did hate little kids…
"You'll have work at a day care center after school every day" Tien jumped out of his seat with a look of horror on his face, "Oh hell no!"
Roshi raised an eyebrow, "Want to make that 55 days?" Tien grumbled and sat back down. Now he looked at Krillian, "I hear you've been falling behind in your grades, so you'll have to study" Krillian looked relieved, that wasn't too bad. "After school," the old man continued, "you'll study whatever you'll need to until dinner and after dinner you'll study until bed. You still have to study on the weekends" Krillian paled, "That'll kill my social life"
Vegeta snorted, "What social life?" Roshi looked at Vegeta, "And as for you…lets's see…ah, you'll get no sex." Roshi resisted the urge to shudder at the thought but he continued, "no kissing, no petting, no self gratification, no oral sex, giving or receiving, basically no getting off" Vegeta looked annoyed to say the least, "Then what the fuck am I supposed to do around girls?" Roshi shrugged, hell if he knew. Goku spoke up, "So what about me?"
Just then a little cat-like creature stuck it's head from the door way, "You're new orders of magazines have just arrived"
The old man brightened up, he didn't care about what do with Goku anymore. "Um…you'll get the same as him" He jerked his thumb towards Vegetga. "What!?" Vegeta roared, "He's a celibate nun, it's not going to affect him"
Goku glared at him but didn't say anything, it was actually amusing to see Vegeta so disturbed. Besides it shouldn't be too hard, he never met a girl that he's been attracted to and in this small town, it probably wont happen.
"Wait," Tien stopped Roshi from leaving, "I think that you, too, should participate in this" Everyone else nodded, with evil smiles creeping up on their features.
"I agree, unless you have no more mental discipline," Goku smirked, knowing the challenge would reel the old man in.
Roshi looked insulted, "All right I'll do it, do your worst" Krillian grinned widely, "No porn," he paused for effect, "in fact no pay-per-view either, if you want to read a magazine, you'll have to read something with no half naked women on it"
Yamcha grinned, "Man that's perfect, let's start by getting rid of all those movies and magazines to make it easy on our dear mentor" The guys left the room to do so, in a much better mood. But before they left, they took a moment to revel in the horrified look on the old man's face. Roshi sighed, maybe this wasn't such a good idea.