Nightmares in Taco Bell
"Taco BELL! Taco BELL! Taco taco taco!!" Chimed Duo,
bouncing up and down in the back of the car as Heero
twitched at the wheel. Trowa stared off into
nothingness as Wufei attempted to thwack Duo, in which
he had missed.
"Yes Duo! We are going to Taco bell to meet Quatre,
now can you please STOP?" Snapped Heero, who didn't do
anything more as Duo began singing "Oh McDonald, I
WANT FRIES."
They were all on the verge of insanity when they entered
Taco Bell. Quatre was sitting at a table, staring at
a burrito unwrapped and covered in a weird red sauce.
They all took a seat.
"What did you bring us here to talk about?" Said
Heero, focusing on the burrito. Quatre's eyes widened
in fear.
"That burrito just moved..." He whispered, slowly
lifting a straw like he was about to poke it.
"Quatre...?" Said Heero raising a brow.
"OH! It did it again!!!" Screamed Quatre, falling out
of his chair and scrambling away. The four stared at
the burrito, which obviously wasn't moving.
"I saw IT!" Yelled Duo, jumping up.
"Duo, sit down. That burrito ISN'T
moving...weaklings." Said Wufei, picking up the straw
and stabbing the burrito. A leprechaun scrambled from
it. Wufei's eyes widened as Heero stared casually.
The little Irish man began to do a jig as Wufei
yelled, jumping from his seat.
"What the hell?!?" Yelled Heero, staring at the still
burrito with a straw through it, seeing nothing more.
Quatre screamed again from across the Taco Bell as it
inched down the table leg and moved towards him. Duo
yelled as well.
Trowa turned as a small purple hippo came to sit on
his shoulder.
"Who are you?" Asked Trowa politely.
"I am Mr. HIPPO! And I am your frien'." He said with a
tiny voice. Trowa smiled and nodded, piercing the
hippo with his hair. The hippo shrieked.
"DUMB A**!! WHAT THE F*** IS UP WITH YOUR MOTHER
F***ING HAIR?!?" Mr. Hippo screamed, attempting to pry
himself from the golden brown spikes of death.
Trowa picked the hippo up into his hand, which looked
VERY odd to Heero.
"I am sorry, Mr. Hippo." He smiled, setting Mr. Hippo
on top of his head.
Wufei picked up a napkin dispenser and threw it at the
leprechaun, who was presently climbing up a table and
laughing insanely.
"It's got my LEEGGGGG!!! AHHH!!" Yelled Duo, slamming
his leg into a table as hard as he could.
Heero looked around, seeing the pilots going insane.
"What are you TALKING about?" He said, lifting the
burrito in it's wrapper and throwing it into a trash
can. Quatre yelled as 3 more burritos emerged from the
trash can.
"I'm going to have to ask you guys to leave..." Said a
man, walking up to Heero.
Wufei was in the background, battling with the
leprechaun attached to his nose.
Trowa was currently listening to the hippo's plan for
destruction, and Duo and Quatre were scrambling around
the room, Duo limping and Quatre throwing napkin
dispensers at mid-air.
"Mission accepted." Said Heero striking his hand pose
as the manager raised his eyebrow.
"Great, now they're all insane." He muttered, walking
back to call the police.
Heero jumped towards Trowa, putting him into a large
cage in which was pulled from his eyebrow. He walked
up to Duo and Quatre, pulling a giant trunk from his
eyebrow and locking them inside.
Wufei blinked as the little leprechaun flipped him off
and began screaming in Spanish how Wufei was but one
big cow. Not two big cows, not one big ostrich, but
one big cow.
Heero locked Wufei in a different cage...with the
leprechaun. The leprechaun smiled evilly with it's
beady eyes.
He shoved them all back into his eyebrows and walked
out, getting in the car and grumbling to himself.
"Mission 'Get The Freaks Out Of Taco Bell' :
completed." He smiled as he back up, ramming a nun bus
before speeding away.
Heero had put Duo and Quatre in a cage and set all
three cages in a circle around the room, pacing and
attempting to think in the yells that the burrito had
followed them and was crawling through the window.
Trowa smiled and rocked back and fourth, clutching his
knees. Wufei was in the corner of his cage, eyes
widened in horror.
"Now how could this have happened...? And why aren't I
going insane?" Muttered Heero, ceasing to pace. He
walked over to the couch and sat down. And then it hit
him.
Relena had come over and given them each a carrot a
week ago, a rather strange ordeal, but hey, it was a
free carrot. Heero had stored his away...
He walked down to his lab and removed the carrot from
his eyebrow, slicing a thin piece and placing it under
a microscope, attempting to stop the itching hunger
for a carrot.
"Just as I THOUGHT!" He said, seeing little Relena
shaped cells in the carrot. If he would have eaten it
he would have been in love with Relena...Dear God.
"Heeeeeeeeeeroo." Called Relena, stepping inside the
front door, studying the other pilots in cages. She
walked up to Duo and Quatre's.
"The burrito told me he's going to drink your
blood..." She whispered cruelly as she narrowed her
eyes. Duo and Quatre yelled in horror as the burrito
crawled into the cage.
"Oh, Relena!!" Yelled Heero, rushing from the lab with
an evil grin on his face. Relena's eyes lit up.
"My Heero!!" She giggled, jumping up and down, and
stretching out her arms for a hug. Heero ran past.
"Umm...Will you change them back to normal?" Asked
Heero, looking at Relena.
"If you kiss me!!" Giggled Relena, hopping up to
Heero.
"Okay...close your eyes..." Smiled Heero, as she did
so. He ripped a cow from his eyebrow and pushed it
into Relena's puckered lips. The cow was thrown out
the door as the poor thing died.
"Hippos ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!" A yell came from Trowa's
cage. "Mr. Hippo says you will burn in HELL!!!"
Relena smiled and clapped, the pilots suddenly
blinking back to normal.
Heero snatched up Relena and stuffed her into a cage,
rolling her out into the street as the nun bus came by
and pushed her along, to caught up in their rejoicful
singing to notice the girl who's hair suddenly got
caught in the bottom of her cage, or the big dent in
the side of their bus.
Heero opened all of the cages and smiled as Duo
limped over to the couch.
"Owww..." He moaned. Wufei slowly walked from the
cage. Quatre stared as Trowa walked into the kitchen
and sat behind a curve in the wall.
"I'm glad you guys aren't freaks anymore..." Uttered
Heero, looking at them. He chuckled to himself in his
own private joke.
Trowa pondered a long sharp kitchen knife as the four
pilots watched TV. He twisted the tip into his finger.
"Mr. Hippo says kill them...kill them all..." He said
with a gleam in his eye.
***Wee!! Clap for me or you shall suffer the wrath of
Mr. Hippo!!
"Taco BELL! Taco BELL! Taco taco taco!!" Chimed Duo,
bouncing up and down in the back of the car as Heero
twitched at the wheel. Trowa stared off into
nothingness as Wufei attempted to thwack Duo, in which
he had missed.
"Yes Duo! We are going to Taco bell to meet Quatre,
now can you please STOP?" Snapped Heero, who didn't do
anything more as Duo began singing "Oh McDonald, I
WANT FRIES."
They were all on the verge of insanity when they entered
Taco Bell. Quatre was sitting at a table, staring at
a burrito unwrapped and covered in a weird red sauce.
They all took a seat.
"What did you bring us here to talk about?" Said
Heero, focusing on the burrito. Quatre's eyes widened
in fear.
"That burrito just moved..." He whispered, slowly
lifting a straw like he was about to poke it.
"Quatre...?" Said Heero raising a brow.
"OH! It did it again!!!" Screamed Quatre, falling out
of his chair and scrambling away. The four stared at
the burrito, which obviously wasn't moving.
"I saw IT!" Yelled Duo, jumping up.
"Duo, sit down. That burrito ISN'T
moving...weaklings." Said Wufei, picking up the straw
and stabbing the burrito. A leprechaun scrambled from
it. Wufei's eyes widened as Heero stared casually.
The little Irish man began to do a jig as Wufei
yelled, jumping from his seat.
"What the hell?!?" Yelled Heero, staring at the still
burrito with a straw through it, seeing nothing more.
Quatre screamed again from across the Taco Bell as it
inched down the table leg and moved towards him. Duo
yelled as well.
Trowa turned as a small purple hippo came to sit on
his shoulder.
"Who are you?" Asked Trowa politely.
"I am Mr. HIPPO! And I am your frien'." He said with a
tiny voice. Trowa smiled and nodded, piercing the
hippo with his hair. The hippo shrieked.
"DUMB A**!! WHAT THE F*** IS UP WITH YOUR MOTHER
F***ING HAIR?!?" Mr. Hippo screamed, attempting to pry
himself from the golden brown spikes of death.
Trowa picked the hippo up into his hand, which looked
VERY odd to Heero.
"I am sorry, Mr. Hippo." He smiled, setting Mr. Hippo
on top of his head.
Wufei picked up a napkin dispenser and threw it at the
leprechaun, who was presently climbing up a table and
laughing insanely.
"It's got my LEEGGGGG!!! AHHH!!" Yelled Duo, slamming
his leg into a table as hard as he could.
Heero looked around, seeing the pilots going insane.
"What are you TALKING about?" He said, lifting the
burrito in it's wrapper and throwing it into a trash
can. Quatre yelled as 3 more burritos emerged from the
trash can.
"I'm going to have to ask you guys to leave..." Said a
man, walking up to Heero.
Wufei was in the background, battling with the
leprechaun attached to his nose.
Trowa was currently listening to the hippo's plan for
destruction, and Duo and Quatre were scrambling around
the room, Duo limping and Quatre throwing napkin
dispensers at mid-air.
"Mission accepted." Said Heero striking his hand pose
as the manager raised his eyebrow.
"Great, now they're all insane." He muttered, walking
back to call the police.
Heero jumped towards Trowa, putting him into a large
cage in which was pulled from his eyebrow. He walked
up to Duo and Quatre, pulling a giant trunk from his
eyebrow and locking them inside.
Wufei blinked as the little leprechaun flipped him off
and began screaming in Spanish how Wufei was but one
big cow. Not two big cows, not one big ostrich, but
one big cow.
Heero locked Wufei in a different cage...with the
leprechaun. The leprechaun smiled evilly with it's
beady eyes.
He shoved them all back into his eyebrows and walked
out, getting in the car and grumbling to himself.
"Mission 'Get The Freaks Out Of Taco Bell' :
completed." He smiled as he back up, ramming a nun bus
before speeding away.
Heero had put Duo and Quatre in a cage and set all
three cages in a circle around the room, pacing and
attempting to think in the yells that the burrito had
followed them and was crawling through the window.
Trowa smiled and rocked back and fourth, clutching his
knees. Wufei was in the corner of his cage, eyes
widened in horror.
"Now how could this have happened...? And why aren't I
going insane?" Muttered Heero, ceasing to pace. He
walked over to the couch and sat down. And then it hit
him.
Relena had come over and given them each a carrot a
week ago, a rather strange ordeal, but hey, it was a
free carrot. Heero had stored his away...
He walked down to his lab and removed the carrot from
his eyebrow, slicing a thin piece and placing it under
a microscope, attempting to stop the itching hunger
for a carrot.
"Just as I THOUGHT!" He said, seeing little Relena
shaped cells in the carrot. If he would have eaten it
he would have been in love with Relena...Dear God.
"Heeeeeeeeeeroo." Called Relena, stepping inside the
front door, studying the other pilots in cages. She
walked up to Duo and Quatre's.
"The burrito told me he's going to drink your
blood..." She whispered cruelly as she narrowed her
eyes. Duo and Quatre yelled in horror as the burrito
crawled into the cage.
"Oh, Relena!!" Yelled Heero, rushing from the lab with
an evil grin on his face. Relena's eyes lit up.
"My Heero!!" She giggled, jumping up and down, and
stretching out her arms for a hug. Heero ran past.
"Umm...Will you change them back to normal?" Asked
Heero, looking at Relena.
"If you kiss me!!" Giggled Relena, hopping up to
Heero.
"Okay...close your eyes..." Smiled Heero, as she did
so. He ripped a cow from his eyebrow and pushed it
into Relena's puckered lips. The cow was thrown out
the door as the poor thing died.
"Hippos ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!" A yell came from Trowa's
cage. "Mr. Hippo says you will burn in HELL!!!"
Relena smiled and clapped, the pilots suddenly
blinking back to normal.
Heero snatched up Relena and stuffed her into a cage,
rolling her out into the street as the nun bus came by
and pushed her along, to caught up in their rejoicful
singing to notice the girl who's hair suddenly got
caught in the bottom of her cage, or the big dent in
the side of their bus.
Heero opened all of the cages and smiled as Duo
limped over to the couch.
"Owww..." He moaned. Wufei slowly walked from the
cage. Quatre stared as Trowa walked into the kitchen
and sat behind a curve in the wall.
"I'm glad you guys aren't freaks anymore..." Uttered
Heero, looking at them. He chuckled to himself in his
own private joke.
Trowa pondered a long sharp kitchen knife as the four
pilots watched TV. He twisted the tip into his finger.
"Mr. Hippo says kill them...kill them all..." He said
with a gleam in his eye.
***Wee!! Clap for me or you shall suffer the wrath of
Mr. Hippo!!