Ok in all honesty I havent truely tried writing in a while and now iI am always home so I can express myself full. Please tell me if its bad. Wont hurt my feelngs :)

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Sunshine, Blue skies, Tan lines

Chapter 1

Deep in the canyoned texas hills, ten miles from town, lies a horse ranch owned by a lovely women named Anna Smith and her four ranch hands. Now this day started as each hot as hell summer day in the ranching bussiness. That sinfully hot August rising sun raising that thermometer mighty fast. Anna whipped her hat off to wipe her forehead of sweat glaring into the cloudless sky. The snorts and shuffles of the horses in their stalls reminding her that they needed letting out. Snapping her hat on her head the women called her ranch hands into the front. They all jogged into the area all dressed for a hard days work, button ups, chaps and boots complete with their hats. she looked at the four women and smiled a rare smile as they returned it with vigor. Anna's eyes hitting her cousin Sage first, her first cousins wild red hair and luminesent green eyes making up for the short height. A texas fireball if she had ever seen one.

"Sage I need you to get your horse and mine saddled then we will ride the perimeter while the others let out the remaining horses to pasture." Her voice comanded without needing to raise its volume. Her cousins curt nod was all she got before she set off to the barn shed to fetch Dingo and Scout."Alright ladies when those horses are in the west pasture I expect the barn chores started or finished before we return at say noon after its all clear." Anna adressed her remaining workers and nodded back to their yes ma'ams. Each giurl moving with practiced grace as they left. Her eyes caught Sage returning with her horse. "Thank you cousin." Anna said mouting her gelding Scout with out a though as Sage moved into the saddle of her horse Dingo. The mare acting up at first as always but she was calmed by a mere loving pat on the neck. Anna was confounded that the mangy animal lived through her deathly ordeal when they found her in the hills but she was a fighter and so was Sage. She was jealous of that close conection. She had fought with Scout when that animal was bought from a farmer that hadnt the time for the big headstrong stallion. One week after she threw in the towel he saved her from a rattler, she figured maybe he was worth trying to train again. That ordeal seemed to show that beast that she needed him.

"So how's the hip Anna?" Sage said as they rode out to the gates. Her eyes on the stiff seat Anna held on top of Scout, who was known for his smooth gait.

"Oh its there." Came the soft reply, her accent sneaking in.

Sage snorted and laughed. "Well you know cousin your getting real good at that vauge stuff you been getting into." She smiled. "How does your old lady hips feel?" Sage joked and caught the soft shake of Anna's head and her grin grew until she barked out a laugh. "Oh you know im kidding Anna."

Anna looked at her companion and smirked. She sat up a bit in her seat and gathered the reins and looked ahead. "See that fence post leaning on the fence up ahead?" Anna asked Sage.

"Well yeah." Sage said perplexed as to what was so important abou it. "What bout it?" She asked.

"Race ya!" Came the reply before she saw Anna nudge Scout into a run. Smilling Sage kicked Dingo to catch up to her knowing the mustang would beat her as always but they knew that already. It was a routine to them when they needed some spark in their lives. Plus the horses loved the chance to run against each other.

Sage watched as she caught up to Anna seeing her long brown hair like a flag behind her. "Your gonna lose cousin!" She shouted over the hooves. The girls now neck an neck as Sage pulled ahead and laughed. Both girls were almost there when they saw a bright flash in the very place their mounts were headed at full speed. The horses stopped on a near dime and started backing away from the smoke that came from the area as it blew past them and down the hill.

"Whats going on?" Sage called out ot Anna.

"Not a damn clue." Anna called back barely seeing past them. "Its clearing." Anna shouted back again as the smoke was finally clearing up.

The two girls gasped when they saw a pile of men laying along the fence line. Only two at most were coherent enough to attempt speaking with. The first one to sit up was a long haired blonde male with blue eyes and sage saw his eyes hit hers. All she heard was his breath hitch as he shot to his feet. He looked around himself and started kicking his companions until Sage's voice broke through.

"What in the hell are you doing on our property buddy?" Her eyes set in mild anger as he stared at her like he was lost.

"I have no idea, yeah." He replied and Sage felt a tingle run through her. "Where are we may I ask, un? He asked them and saw the red headed woman shiver a bit. Odd it wasnt cold out here. Actually it was hotter than hell, how did she wear that outfit comfortably. A voice broke his slight concentracion.

"Your on the Smith Ranch." Anna spoke this time and stared back behind him as the man in the mask and the one with half his face covered rose to their feet. Out of reflex she pulled the pistol from her boot and aimed. "Names." Her tone giving no room to disobey.

"We are not a threat to you Miss horse lady." The masked one spoke in a upbeat cheerful voice.

"Sorry son but we didnt make it this far in life trusting strangers." Sage spoke as Anna watched the intruders."Now." She spoke with no emotion. "Names gentlemen."

The three looked at each other then slowly nodded. the blonde smiled and spoke first. "Diedera." He nudged the man in the half mask. "Kazuka." He said his eyes on the horizon. The masked one spoke last and said in his high energy way. "My name is Tobi and Tobi is a good boy!" He bounced over to help a man up as he woke up. Tobi spoke again introducing the new man. "This is hidan." He said helping the man up as he cussed a blue streak. Lord, thought Anna, that mouth needed a whole crate of soap.

Said man looked up suddenly and smirked and almost drawled. "Well then what have we here?" He stood and picked up a long sythe with three blade shining in the sun and the girls were wary instantly of this man. then a voice betraying the look of its owner spoke.

"Easy there Hidan we dont know where we are, we need them." He looked at the two women and smiled revealing his sharp teeth. "Names Kisame." He held his hand out to them in a friendly way.

Both girls sent looks to the other then gave a nod to each other. Bravely Sage dismounted and walked to him and grabbed his huge hand. "Sage." She said with a faint smle that only grew as he laughed.

"Lovely to meet you and your sister?" He questioned with a grin.

"Heavens no!" she almost burst into a fit of giggles. "Thats Anna, She is the momma hen. she is also my cousin." Her smile widened when she saw him shaking his head smiling and he walked back over to the rest of the now waking up men and one he helped them all up he introduced everyone.

The orange haired one was known as Pein, his girlfriend was Konan who looked stunning. the plant was Zetsu and then sasori the puppet. The pretty boy was itachi and he was stunning as well. They all talked until the one called Pein spoke up.

"Take me to your village leader." He spoke to Anna. who shared a look with Sage and they burst into a fit of broken laughs and snorts. "Was something I said not correct?" Pein interjected sobering them.

"Naw sweetie, but as for the village leader we dont have one. I run the ranch and thats all needed knowing." Anna smiled and caught the one named Kazuka looking through her bags as she was diverting her attention elsewhere. She slapped the hand away with practiced ease. He recoiled like she shocked him. Silence reined until Sage broke it.

"What the hell now?" Sag said to Anna. "We can take them home with us." Sage says as she winked at Anna and saw her roll her eyes.

"Why?" Anna answered seeing the men tense a bit.

"Well figured it might be fun breaking them in to the ranch instead of faiths three stallions." Her smile almost to bright for Anna. She knew what her cousin ment and she just knew the other girls wouldnt even put up a fight to the idea.

"Insuferable pervert." Anna muttered and whistle for Gatsby and was rewarded with the grey coyote mix running to her side in seconds. She never knew how the mongrel knew how to find her so easily but she remained gratefull as long as he did his job. she wrote a not the clipped it to his collar. "To Daisy." She stated and the mutt shot off to do his job. "Now we wait for the horses to take you to the ranch." Anna sighed, why couldnt they have been closer than four miles to the ranch?

Around twentyfive minutes later they saw a cloud of dust and heard a woman yelling at horses that were tied to ropes she held. They grew closer and the animals all at once seemed to slide to a stop in front of the group. One woman with a blonde pixie cut and bright grey blue eyes hopped off of a tall heavy black and white stud horse. She held up five different colored lead ropes.

"Pick the victims Anna." She said with a giggle. Her small hands held the ropes to five big and smart looking horses all a dull tan or brown. She saw the smile on Sages face. Her smile lit up the area again as she saw her friends intent. Hell they were pretty good looking fellows in her opinion.

"The blonde one, Diedera, goes with me on Dingo Daisy." Sage said with a grin. "He aint to big she can hold him as well." She walked over to the poor man and grabbed his hand dragging him to her horses left side. With lithe graceshe mounted the horse and extended her han popping her fot outthe sturrup. "Stick your right foot in that and reach upwith the right hand and grab the horn here." She said pointing to the areas indicated. Ash he did as told she shifted back to let him get a good grip. "Now Swing onto him and slide back behind the Saddle." He performed that with only slight issues. When he was up there she smiled at him over her shoulder and placed her hands on his guiding them to her waist. She frowned as he held her with his hands closed but shrugged it off.

"Next!" Shouted Daisy as she lead a tan horse up to Kisame. "You can at least mount a horse huh?" She smiled at him and he almost forgot to talk but was quick with a smart ass remark. Leaning down to her he spoke.

"Oh Little one I can mount more than horses." He grinned as he whispered that near her ear and watched her stutter slightly as she responded.

"O-OH Really?" Daisy spoke and just walked away and to the next horse waiting for its rider. The plain brown animal was brought to kazuka and he looked it over well. "Get on it or your walking honey." She drawled. He quickly mounted the animal.

"Next will be you with the mask." She smiled bringinga light brown horse to him andwatching as he vaulted onto the mare. Well then that was easy. The next horse willingly went to the plant guy and she had a feeling he might eat him. She unexpectantly laughed so hard she snorted and maybe they would eat each other and get stuck in the middle. Last was the two that looked like a couple so she simply brought the red dunn to them and left it there. All that was left was for them to give a ride to the last ones.

"Ok Pretty boy get up here" Said Daisy as she motioned or Itachi to mount behind her. With a nearly inauditable sigh he slid behind her with grace.

"Now Hidan you will ride on Scout with me." Stated Anna with a dull tone. He grumbled about not getting a horse but hopped up on the studd anyway. "Ready?" She called to the large group, casting her eyes on the bunch behind her and Sage. With all afermative nods she kicked Scout into a easy trot and heard the rest follow suit. Her mind going a mile a minute about how in the hell this happened but wont her farmhands b delighted. They get male company for however long they stay. Hell this might be fun. Her sweet cousin has he eyes on a little blonde and she knew that she was the pervert and that she needed close watching. Her eyes darted to the two in question and saw the man in awe as she guided Dingo through the rough terrain. Hadent he been on a horse before?

Sage let Dingo fall back a bit so they were not center stage. She sat back and whispered to her companion and a bright blush blooming upon his fair cheeks that gave something wicked away. Her free hand sliding up and down his exposed forearm and smiling when he finally made a retort. The poor boy still a delightful shade of pink as she laughed and looked around and only caught Hidan looking back at them and smirked. She whispered for Diedera to lean closer and as he complied slowly she grabbed his neck and turned her head and sealed his lips with hers for a swift kiss, letting her tongue dragover his slightly plump lower lip. Diedera exhaled with a gasp as he turned his red face down to his lap.

Sage thought she scared him before he looks up and smiles. "That was a bang." He said almost shyly making Sage smile in return. Looking up in time to see Hidan smirk and turn his back. 'Great.' thought Diedera as he loked down again. 'That bastard wont let that go easily.' Just his luck he finds a girl that makes him shy and practically act like a damn nervous preteen.

Anna was barely paying any real attention to the trail, just letting Scout follow intincts. Her senses returned when a light chuckle broke the thoughts she was fretting over. "Looks like your whoever has the hots for our man." She heard Hidans deep voice in her ear and felt the warm press of his tongue on her neck and she shivered before she could control the urge. "Like that huh?" She could hear the gloat and tease in his deep voice and almost moaned as he sucked her earlobe into his lips and lightly nibbled it. "You taste fucking good." His voice a little husky but still teasing. "Does it all taste like this?" He purred into her ear all husky and gravely then flicking her ear with the tip of his tongue.

Sage knew what this man needed and that was to be taught not to tease her. She reached behind her and unnoticed to the rest behind them, pinched a little harshly mere inches from his cock. She felt him jerk and rumble with a muffled groan against her back as his hold momentarily tightened. So he liked rough huh? She moved he hand up a bit getting only a inch closer and did it harder and he dropped his head onto her neck and nibbled on it through a almost moan like groan. Each time getting so close it had him almost groaning out loud and on that last pinch he wasnt as quick as he was he let a husky groan slip. She ran her nails down the lenght of him through his pants and he almost screamed as she hit the sensitive base.

"Please stop." He pleaded silently in her ear. His amethyst eyes dialated in his pleaseure and his cock straining in displeasure at the trapped feeling. Oddly the control did funny things to his belly. Son of a bitch was flopping like a fish out of water.

"Will you behave?" She said in a scolding way as she saw the ranch come into veiw. Her nails dragging with more force up the lenght that time and he actually groaned out her name into her ear. "Will you?" She demanded with a smirk. She knew she had him in her hands and it was a shock that it started to make her blood rush at the power. It was like that feeling of taming a wildcat and only you can make it purr.

"Jashin yes I promise!" He said his eyes clenched shut waiting on the next scratch. When nothing happened he saw they were in a courtyard by a barn. Right at that moment he thanked every inch of his god. Every Jashin forsaken inch.

The troupe arrived and were greeted by three more girls. They all pulled to a stop and dismounted and the five horses were tied to a hitch by the barn as Dingo, Scout and Daisys horse all walked into the barn like they owned it. The three women all turned teach other and they all had that look in their eyes. There was some serious explaining to do.

"Well girls let me introduce youto our guests so we ain't strangers anymore." Sage said with a smile. "Left to right is Hidan, Kazuka, Tobi, Itachi, Pein, Konan, Deidera, Kiasme, Zetsu, and Sasori." She took a deep breath. "And they will be staying with us until we figure out why they are here." She smiled as she finished

Sage moved to Deideras side and silently curled her hand around his still closed fist. He flinched when she looked up at him and averted his gaze. She reached up and swiftly yanked his hair a bit and he opened his hand to stop her as a moan fell almost unnoticed from his lips. However Sage had impecable hearing and swiftly realeased him to slip her hand into his now open hand. She looked around seeing noone again paying them any heed and stretched up on her toes making him lean down. "I didnt know you liked hair pulling Deidera." She said raising the other hand twirling his blonde hair on it. He watched her wary of the look on her face then she yelped and all at once pulled her hands back. Her hand holding his realeased but she inadvertadly had tugged on a rather tender spot in his scalp and he fell almost to is knees with a groan. Sage gasped and started to apologize when he stopped her. His smile making her feel fuzzy.

"No problem, Yeah." Deidera chuckled lightly and stood as he spoke again in her ear. "That hasnt happened ina while so it kindacaught me a bit of guard is all, un." he gasped "Sage." He saw Sage look like she could melt after he spoke her name on a moan as she playfull tugged the longest strand. She would be his undoing.

Sage looked over to Daisy and caught her attention to start introducing them. Her eyes going to what she thought she felt in Deidera's hand moments before made her feel odd. Not that bad kind either. It felt like a lovers caress ofthe tongue on her palm.

Daisy smiled to them and started introdutions for them. She introduced each girl and herself . "First off you know Sage and Anna so next is me!." She smiles and points to herself. "Im Daisy and I'm their long time school friend." She looks to the next girl a shy looking thing hidding behind the tied horses a bit. Daisy pulled her out enough that they saw her as she fiddled with the red dunn's mane. "This is Lou-anne and she is probably the sweetest thing ever." Daisy beamed and they all took in the very long red hair and the warm hazel eyes that stayed locked onto the horse. "Ok next is Beth and she is my sister." Said girl looked up and smiled a shy smile and pushed her glasses up a bit out of habit. Daisy smiled warmly at her sister then turned to glare at the men. "Touch her the wrong way I'll castrate you in seconds." She warned as she smirked laughing inside. All the men took a step back but Itachi. Daisy rolled her eyes and smiled, at least he looked nice.

Sage acted when they were distracted with greetings. She pulled Deidera to the side ofthe barn and flipped his hand over which closed into a fist before she could see. She huffed and looked up at him them a devilish smirk lit her face up and she let go of his hands. His Blue eyes opend wide as she reached up and tangled one hand into his long blonde hair jerking him down to her level. Deidera couldnt help the strangled gasp as she got so rough with him. She smiled sweetly then leaned up a bit and slid her tongue over his lips antagonizingly slow. Deidera looked into her eyes and saw her smile reach them. She gave a sharp tug and he gasped again. At hisgasp she sealed his lips in a sinful kiss and she ran her fingers slowly down his arm. Her tongue met his as soon as he gave in to her. Her hand smoothed over his arm and slid without resistance into his. She had him distracted and he didnt realize until she had him against the barn wall her hand in his trapping him. "Show me." She said sweetly.

Deidera loked away and let her open his hand up full and she gasped. He figured she would be kinda freaked out but he jumped when she traced the lips around the mouth in his palm. His eyes shot to hers and she was intently studying him tracing the teeth, the tip of the tongue and lips again. He alowed the tongue to lick her again to watch her reaction. She giggled. "Kinda weird, yeah? " He asked looking away again.

"Amazing." Came Sage's reply causing Deidera to shot his gaze back to her face. She was still studying him and he watched her bring the hand to her face to look better. He glance back at the way to the others only to jump as she ran her own tongue up and around each finger and over the lips that were closed to receive the attention. He had to admit thats the most erotic thing anyone had ever tried to do with those things. Usually they try to bite. They stared into eachothers eyes forgetting the rest even exsisted.

All of them looked the others over not noticing the missing duo and finally Anna spoke up. "Now about clothes."

That left a interesting question. Where were these big guys gonna sleep and they needed new clothes and fast. They kinda stuck out like guilty sore thumbs in a hammer shop. But they had to hope the old stuff they had from pop was enough. Hell maybe not for Ksame, They had to buy his stuff or make it. One way or the other they were gonna cost alot and have to earn their keep somehow. Perhaps they can work off the cost of their food and clothes. They were pretty strong looking so they shoulnt have to much a difficulty refencing the whole twenty acres or farm pasture right? Right.

If I actually get anything possitive I'll keep posting but i wanted to try something new and this seemed like the best compromise lol Pretty please review!