Burnt Toast

A.N. hi…..anyway so….T^T no one's reading my Dexions!!! T^T so I decided to do a comic relief drabble, just for fun.

Disclaimer: Disclaim this, bitches!! ..I., heh heh heh no serious I don't own KH or the charas. I wish I did thooough :D yummy…..

Warning: Language and dastardly adorable use of fire. Oh and umm shounen-ai stuffs. Yay for boyXboy!!

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Roxas woke to the smell of smoke, which, in this Castle wasn't all that much of a big deal. Living with Axel, a Nobody who controlled fire, and Larxene, who used lightning, you got used to seeing scorch marks and smelling smoke.

Roxas turned over, and grumbled in his sleep. Damn his boyfriend for being a pyro. Grabbing a blanket, he wrapped his naked body inside it. Vexen, it seemed, had started playing with the thermostat again. Shivering slightly, Roxas wished for the warmth of his Axel when-

"Damnit you've burnt down my damn kitchen!!" Saix yelled as he ran past Roxas' room, the door slightly ajar. "My beautiful knives and cleavers!!" he growled.

"Demyx we need you! Get the fuck up NOW!" Marluxia yelled in distress, "My garden! My beautiful ROSES!!! Hurry!!!"

Roxas sat up. Axel. In the Kitchen? Not possible…

Standing up he grabbed a pair of boxers, and shoved them on. Grimacing, he stretched and popped his back. After a night of enduring his Axel, he was sore. Running down the staircase, he reached the kitchen in no time, standing with everyone outside the door as Demyx twanged away on his sitar. Water, bursting from the melted sinks and drains, poured all over the kitchen soaking a lone figure with red hair.

Coughing, Axel looked up apologetically as Roxas walked into the ash covered room, water running everywhere. "What the hell did you do?" he asked sternly, looking up at his love.

"Well…after that great night last night I decided to serve you breakfast in bed…"

"You can cook?" Roxas asked, surprised.

"Well…" Axel paused and rung out his spikes. "No…I was about to make the toast, see, and I thought to myself" Roxas groaned. He'd thought, hmm? "' Hey, I can control fire, why turn on the toaster at all?"" he paused apologetically, and gestured around the room.

"You made toast with your pyro powers?!" Roxas asked incredulously.

Axel nodded. "Yep! It was a great success until I caught the stove on fire."

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Axel-chan?

Axel: Why chan? C'mon, say kun. I'm male."

-points to Roxas- "You're his bitch, I don't think so. Why did you make toast though?" o.O

Roxas: "Ha, he called you my bitch."

Axel: "Ayden…"

"Yes?"

Axel. "You wrote me making toast."

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