A/N: I hate Jacob!! If you are a Jacob fan, read at own risk.
Summary: 10 reasons to hate Jacob Black.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.
10 reasons to hate Jacob Black:
By: Rosalie Hale
1. He is a ware wolf, I am sorry guys but ware wolves are disgusting and disturbing, i mean they go all hairy and then they howl. Why would you want someone hairy when you can have someone cold, hard and smooth like a vampire. We are so much better, not only are we a lot more beautiful (Have you seen me and my family?), we are also more talented in many ways, we are smart (Edward is living proof), we are rich (Look at the cars) and we are better in general.
2. He was a dick in Eclipse. I mean, what sort of guy threatens to kill themselves if you won't kiss them? Selfish and idiotic much? You just don't do that. It isn't right.
3. He thinks I am dumb. Do I look dumb to you? Hello? I am the second best musician in the family, I am nearly as old as Edward, I can kill without spilling blood. The mutt can't do nothing, and yet he thinks he has the right to call me dumb?
4. He is like a giant hideous fireball with legs. God we don't need a heater in this place, there is a reason why we moved to Forks thank you very much.
5. He stinks. Us vampires have extreme sense of smell too, we don't need dogs walking around the place. I would much rather have the place smell like perfume or something nice.
6. He is annoying.
7. He is a pedophile. I mean, Nessie was how old and he imprinted on her? That is just ew. Child protection program!! Help!!!
8. He is immature. Way too immature, and in the bad way too. There are two types of immature, there is the Emmett type of immature and the Jacob type. Lets see which one is bad one huh?
9. He is dumb. He dropped out of school. He drives a shitty car. He is ugly. He lives in a shitty place.
10. Sorry Jacob, but girls generally don't like guys with rabies.
Love Rosalie xoxoxo
A/N: No harm intended on anyone but Jacob which is a fictional character.