Cloud D.'s Rambling Again!
It's a late Saturday afternoon. Cloud D., her girlfriend sweet_honey, Haruka and Michiru are sitting around in Cloud's living room, being kinda bored.
Cloud: I'm bored. Wanna play poker, Haruka?
Haruka: No, I lost everything I own in the last game.
Michiru: And my Stradivarius!
Haruka: Hehehe ^__^
Cloud: *hypnotising voice* You could win everything back, Haruka...
Haruka: @_@ Ooookay....*sounding dreamily*
Michiru: !!! Cloud !!! Stop hypnotising my girl! *slaps Haruka*
Cloud: O.o abusive relationship...
Haruka: Ouch! Michiru! Why do you hit me?
Sweet_honey: Be nice, everyone. Cloud, stop that.
Suddenly, there's a knock at the door.
Cloud: I'll get that. *walks to the door* *opens* Deacon!! Come in, my friend! *pulls Deacon into a bearhug*
Deacon: O.O Yeah I'm also happy to see you...
Sweet_honey: How come you never greet me like Deacon? You never hug me when I walk in through the door.
Cloud: No, I don't, I kiss you.
Haruka: Cute...
Michiru: I want a kiss too, Haruka...
Haruka: :-D *jumps at Michiru and kisses her until she goes @_@*
Deacon: Get a room!
Cloud: *snickers*
Sweet_honey: So, Deace, what's going on?
Deacon: Nothing, I was just bored so I decided to visit you.
Cloud: How nice from you
Deacon: I'm always nice.
Haruka: Mind if I laugh at that one?
Deacon: Hey!
Cloud: *kicks Harukas (_!_)* Be nice to him, or I'll kick you out.
Michiru: You wouldn't! If you do that, I'll deep submerge you.
Cloud: You can't. I'm the author, and...
Michiru: *interrupting Cloud* DEEP SUBMERGE!
Cloud: *gets soaked* O.O;;;
Haruka: *cracks up*
Deacon: Holy shit!!
Sweet_honey: Cloud!! Oh my God.
Cloud: *sputters and shakes like a wet dog, causing water to fly all over the room*
Deacon: Stop it, you're making me all wet!
Michiru: Hentai..
Deacon: Why?
Haruka: It's Michirus time of the month, she's always thinking perverted.
Michiru: Haruka! DEEP SUBMERGE!
Haruka: *gets soaked* *blubb*
Sweet_honey: *cracks up*
Deacon: *cracks up*
Cloud: *cracks up*
Michiru: *smiles and hands Haruka a towel*
Haruka: Thanks, honey. *dries herself up* And now....
Cloud: O.o uh-oh...
Haruka: WORLD SHAKING!
Cloud: *is blown outta the window from the impact* Owies...
Sweet_honey: O.O;;; Haruka! What are you doing?
In her anger, sweet_honey grabs a bottle that sits on the desk next to her and throws it after Haruka, who dodges. The bottle hits Deacon square in the face.
Cloud: *climbing in through the window* Deacon!
Deacon: *_* Ouch... *face turns red as he stares at Sweet_honey angry* You'll pay for that!
Deacon turns his butt to sweet_honey, pulls down his trousers and boxers – showing a very ugly, hairy ass – and farts right into her face.
Sweet_honey: Urgs! @_@
Cloud: DEACON!! You bastard!
Cloud grabs her sword that is hanging at the wall and swings it at Deacon, cutting a few from his hairs.
Deacon: O.O Watch it with that thing!
Michiru rushed to Sweet_honeys aid while Haruka joins Cloud in beating the shit out of Deacon. When they are finally finished, Deacon is out cold.
Cloud: Yay! We did it!
Haruka: Gimme five! *holds up hand*
Michiru: Sweet_honey is okay by now.
Cloud: Good. Let's put Deacon away.
Cloud and Haruka throw Deacon outta the door and lock it.
Haruka: Now, let's play poker!!!
Cloud: :-D
Michiru:
The END!!!
That was even more insane than my first ramble. However. This thing I call a story is dedicated to Deacon, a very close friend of me. I don't own Haruka or Michiru *damn* so don't sue me, I'm poor. If you gain any mental illness by reading this story, write to me and I'll pay your psychiatrist.