The Warrior Cat Show!
Narrator: Welcome to the Warrior Cat Show, with your host Flash!
Flash: *smiling* Yo! Meet my crew!
Rainwillow, Cash, and Sloefur walk towards her.
Flash: *confused* Where's Smokefang?
Cash: I have no idea. He was supposed to get today's guest.
*BOOM!*
Smokefang dashes in, his eyes wild and fur matted.
Smokefang: I was mauled by butterflies!
They all start laughing.
Rainwillow: Y-you were a-attacked by butterflies?
Smokefang: They're evil, Rainwillow!
Flash: *clearing her throat* Uh… while you get over your fear of butterflies, lets welcome our guest… yep, its that leader of the Tribe of Rushing Water! Please welcome, Stoneteller!
Stoneteller enters.
Stoneteller: I hate this show.
Cash: *lifting an axe* Repeat that.
Stoneteller: Uh, never mind.
Flash: What was your name before you were Stoneteller?
Stoneteller: I was Wisdom In The Eagle.
Flash: *humming* Yes… that is stupid. Your new name: Rigby!
Rigby: What? I'm Stoneteller!
Flash: Rigby, really? Forget that old name!Rigby: I'll kill you!
Rainwillow: Not before we kill you!
ZAP!
Smokefang: Now, what's your name?
Rigby: U-uh… Rigby.
Flash: Ok. Today we will see if you can survive a SkyClan attack!
Leafstar: ATTACK! *she roars and dives at Rigby*
The crew sit.
Sloefur: Popcorn? *shows Flash some popcorn*
Flash: Sure.
Flash: *loudly* Ok, SkyClan! Leave!
SkyClan: Peace out!
Cash: You know what time it is?
Rigby: Medicine Cat Time?
Sloefur: Adventure Time?
Smokefang: Lunch Time!
Cash: Wrong, that's an awesome show, wrong.
He pulls out a letter.
Cash: FAN MAIL TIME!
Flash: Whoop, whoop!
Cash: *deep-voice* Dear Flash, If Cash ever made a time machine, what would you do? From Mittens
Flash: Go to the future, see if I'm still hot.
Sloefur: Smart!
Cash: Dear Flash, What did you get for Rainwillow's birthday? From Potatoes-Man
Flash: Easy! Nothing!
Rainwillow: Correct… *glowers at Cash*
Rigby: What does this have to do with the Tribe of Rushing Water?
Flash: Nothing.
Sloefur: Lets see here… Ok! This is a good question: Rigby, have you ever had kits?
Rigby: Nope. I'm too good for the she-cats.
Smokefang: *smirking* Nobody asked you, did they.
Rigby: *sadly whispering* No… ^_^
Flash: *on the phone* Oh, shut up! *hangs up*
Sloefur: Who was that?
Flash: My insane stalker… Screech of Angry Owl
Rigby: Oh! So you're his crush!
*BOOM*
The roof breaks and Screech jumps in.
Screech: *kneeling in front of Flash* My love, please!
Flash: *kicking him away* No!
Screech: I love you!
Flash: I hate you!
Screech: I see. I'll go to Dovewing instead.
Flash: *pointing her paws at him* DISAPPEAR!
Screech disappears.
Flash: Anyway, lets begin the Knife Throw!
Rigby: What?
Cash strapped Rigby against the wall.
Sloefur put on a blindfold.
Rigby: She'll kill me!
Flash: That's the point!
Sloefur threw the knife. It hit Rigby's ears.
Flash: Nice shot!
Sloefur: What?
She turned and threw another knife.
Smokefang: Hit the deck!
Flash: What the…!
She hid behind the desk while knives soared.
Flash: *huddling under the desk* Oh, look! A waffle!
Rainwillow: *hiding beside her* Flash, don't eat that!
Sloefur: I'm taking off my blindfold.
She does so.
Sloefur: Wow. This looks like my last birthday party!Cash: Yep. That was pretty wild.
Smokefang: Wait, where's Rigby?
ON THE MOUNTAIN…
Rigby: Thank the Tribe of Endless Hunting I made it here!
Screech: Your outcast. I have all the she-cats now.
Rigby: Crap.
BACK ON STAGE…
Sloefur: Well, we can't do it now…
Rainwillow: Fine.
Flash: Well, this concludes our episode!
Cash: Meet back here for the fifth episode!
Smokefang: PEACE!
Hullo! This is Flash! You see, I need a special team to add to the crew. Your cat could hurt people, be psychotic, and all sorts of wonderful, wonderful things! Here are the things I- and the crew- need!
If you are interested, make up a cat, comment, place their fur color, eye color, name, Clan, psychotic abilities, what you want, and wait.
Medicine Cat
This tops all the others. We really need one of these. If you are interested, you will be very helpful!
Cat-Finders
You get to bring in the special guest! You even help torture them a little.
TPC (Team Psycho Cats!)
You get to hurt cats. When Flash wants someone to capture (or destroy) a cat, this could be you!
Wizard
You get to help Flash do all of her wizard potions and stuff!
Also, help out with the pranks, torture, and ideas.
No swearing.