Ok this is a short chapter and I don't own Passions, so no flames please.
Passions On Jerry Springer
A man's voice: We're live in 5.....4.....3......2.....1! Audience: Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!
Jerry: On today's show I'd like you to welcome the past of the daytime drama, Pasions!!! (audience applauds) Please welcome to the show, one of the viewers' favorite couples, Charity and Miguel!! Charity will reveal a deep, dark secret !
Miguel: What is it Charity?
Charity: (in a fake loving tone) Well, Miguel, you see, I have have to tell you that I uh.... love you!
Jerry: Maybe to get things moving along, welcome, Kay Benitt!
Miguel: Hi Kay, will someone please tell me what's going on?
Kay: I summoned a zombie, and i didn't mean for it to go this far, and well, that's why the real Charity isn't here.
Miguel: What do you mean real Charity, is this true Charity??
Charity: (checking out Miguel) Hell yes! Oh, and believe me, it was for a good cause.
Miguel: Kay, where is the real Charity?
Kay begins to daydream................
................Kay: She's a frozen popsicle in a cave! Ha! The whole plan was that Charity would die and I would have you! I love you Miguel..... (in a sexy voice) ....and I want to show you what a real woman is like.
Miguel: Oh Kay! I don't know what's come over me. I really love you not Charity.
(Kay and Miguel start advancing toward one another, Miguel shouts out to Kay and kay shouts out to Ethan. They begin to furiously make out.
Miguel: Have you been sleeping with Ethan?
Kay: I'm sorry Miguel, once they got the new Ethan, I just couldn't keep my hands off of him................. (Kay wakes up, and realizes she's been daydreaming.)
Charity: (In a perky tone) Hey! I didn't get to have hot, sweaty sex with Miguel!
Miguel: Wait, you're who I've been making love to?
Charity: Yeah, and if I succeded, I woulda killed ya!
Kay: Let's go find Charity, Miguel, because I know how much you love her. All I know is that she is in the cave in an ice cube. (under her breath) I' m gonna kick her ass!
Miguel: Sorry, what did you say Kay?
Kay: I'm gonna find her if it's the last thing I'll ever do!
Miguel: Awe, that's so sweet Kay, you know I kind of liked you before Charity and me went out.
Kay gets uneasy in her chair, and starts to fidget.
Jerry: Okaaay, let's welcome our next guests, Ethan Winthrop and Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald!
Luis walks on stage with Beth and Sheridan.
Beth: I don't know how seroius we should make our relationship, but.......
Antonio flies on stage in rage.
Antonio: You stole my love Diana!
Luis: Diana?? This is Sheridan Crane.
Sheridan: Luis is right, he was my dead lover, although not so dead anymore...
and I love him.
Julian appears on stage, wearing a red suit and pants, with a blue tie. He advances towards Theresa, who is siting in the front row, and he..............
To Be Continued........
Will Sheridan and Luis finally get married? What will Miguel do to save Charity? Will Kay really kick Charity's ass? And just what will Julian do to Theresa? You must read the next chapter that I am curently working on, to find out! Please no flames!
Passions On Jerry Springer
A man's voice: We're live in 5.....4.....3......2.....1! Audience: Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!
Jerry: On today's show I'd like you to welcome the past of the daytime drama, Pasions!!! (audience applauds) Please welcome to the show, one of the viewers' favorite couples, Charity and Miguel!! Charity will reveal a deep, dark secret !
Miguel: What is it Charity?
Charity: (in a fake loving tone) Well, Miguel, you see, I have have to tell you that I uh.... love you!
Jerry: Maybe to get things moving along, welcome, Kay Benitt!
Miguel: Hi Kay, will someone please tell me what's going on?
Kay: I summoned a zombie, and i didn't mean for it to go this far, and well, that's why the real Charity isn't here.
Miguel: What do you mean real Charity, is this true Charity??
Charity: (checking out Miguel) Hell yes! Oh, and believe me, it was for a good cause.
Miguel: Kay, where is the real Charity?
Kay begins to daydream................
................Kay: She's a frozen popsicle in a cave! Ha! The whole plan was that Charity would die and I would have you! I love you Miguel..... (in a sexy voice) ....and I want to show you what a real woman is like.
Miguel: Oh Kay! I don't know what's come over me. I really love you not Charity.
(Kay and Miguel start advancing toward one another, Miguel shouts out to Kay and kay shouts out to Ethan. They begin to furiously make out.
Miguel: Have you been sleeping with Ethan?
Kay: I'm sorry Miguel, once they got the new Ethan, I just couldn't keep my hands off of him................. (Kay wakes up, and realizes she's been daydreaming.)
Charity: (In a perky tone) Hey! I didn't get to have hot, sweaty sex with Miguel!
Miguel: Wait, you're who I've been making love to?
Charity: Yeah, and if I succeded, I woulda killed ya!
Kay: Let's go find Charity, Miguel, because I know how much you love her. All I know is that she is in the cave in an ice cube. (under her breath) I' m gonna kick her ass!
Miguel: Sorry, what did you say Kay?
Kay: I'm gonna find her if it's the last thing I'll ever do!
Miguel: Awe, that's so sweet Kay, you know I kind of liked you before Charity and me went out.
Kay gets uneasy in her chair, and starts to fidget.
Jerry: Okaaay, let's welcome our next guests, Ethan Winthrop and Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald!
Luis walks on stage with Beth and Sheridan.
Beth: I don't know how seroius we should make our relationship, but.......
Antonio flies on stage in rage.
Antonio: You stole my love Diana!
Luis: Diana?? This is Sheridan Crane.
Sheridan: Luis is right, he was my dead lover, although not so dead anymore...
and I love him.
Julian appears on stage, wearing a red suit and pants, with a blue tie. He advances towards Theresa, who is siting in the front row, and he..............
To Be Continued........
Will Sheridan and Luis finally get married? What will Miguel do to save Charity? Will Kay really kick Charity's ass? And just what will Julian do to Theresa? You must read the next chapter that I am curently working on, to find out! Please no flames!