Title: Keeping The Secret

Author: JeffroMattyHardy

Disclaimer: I own…nothing! Ya know, except for Alexis Michaels. She is mine and will always be mine.

Summary: Keeping a secret is hard. Especially for Jeff Hardy. Getting into Danielson Boarding School is hard enough, but getting in disguised as a girl is even harder when no one is supposed to find out your secret. Slash, OC, language, alcohol

Clearly, something is wrong with me, but this is actually pretty fun, so…screw you! :)

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-Danielson Boarding School, Girls Class-

"Jessica Hardy?"

"Here."

A blonde teenager sat back down in their seat and waited as the teacher went through the rest of roll call. Blonde hair that landed a bit below both shoulders kept back in two pigtails with black ribbons framing black lined green eyes before the Danielson girl's uniform started; black Converse low-tops with knee-length white socks, a black pleated skirt ending several inches above the knee, a white button-down collared shirt with a black and red striped tie around the collar under a black blazer with a red stripe around both wrists and bordering the collar.

"How do you keep this going for so long?" Alexis Michaels whispered, looking over at the blonde. The blonde just smiled.

Jeffrey Hardy leaned forward as he listened to the teacher talk about some formula that they'd have to know for the upcoming test. He'd been masquerading as Jessica Hardy since freshman year ever since his father found out girls got in Danielson cheaper than boys did. And so far, no one had figured it out save for a few select girls.

"Jessica?" Jeff snapped out of his zoning out phase to pay attention to whoever had called his name. It turned out to be the teacher. "Would you please come up and solve this equation for us?"

Jeff blushed lightly. "I-I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention," he admitted.

The teacher smiled. "Please try to stay with us, Miss Hardy. Miss McCool, would you please solve the equation?"

"Nice one," Alexis whispered to him. "Here." She passed him her notes. "You can copy mine."

"Thanks."

~.**.~

-Danielson Boarding School, Boys Class-

"Hardy! Wake up!"

Matthew Hardy jolted up when his name was yelled, looking around quickly. "Please try and stay awake," the teacher said before going back to his lecture.

The blonde beside him laughed and Matt punched his arm. "Shut it, Copeland," he muttered.

Adam just grinned and rubbed his arm where he'd gotten hit. The two teenagers were both dressed in the Danielson boys uniform, slight differences than the girls; black Converse high-tops with white socks, black slacks with black belts, white button-down collared shirts with black and red striped ties under black blazers with a stripe of red around both wrists and bordering the collar. "Don't fall asleep in class and I'll stop," he joked. "Come on, what's up your ass today?"

"Stayed out late last night," Matt mumbled, resting his chin on his crossed arms on the table he sat at. "Amazed I didn't wake you up when I got in."

"Heavy sleeper," Adam admitted with a grin. "Who were you with?"

"Nikki," the raven replied with a grin. "Or…was it Brie. I can never tell those two apart."

Adam laughed. "Hey, how's your sister?" he asked.

"Jef—Jessica?" Matt asked, correcting himself at the last second. Him keeping Jeff's secret was a big part of no one knowing. "She's fine. I'm taking her and Alexis down to Bryan's classroom tonight. He's letting us play a movie on the screen in there."

"Can I come?" Adam asked. Matt looked skeptical. "Please please please? I promise I'll be good. I won't stare at Jessica for more than 15 seconds at a time. Please?"

Matt rolled his eyes. "Fine," he muttered. "But you touch her and I'll have to kick your ass." He let out a breath. "Besides, thought you were gay."

"Bi, doesn't count," Adam argued. "Thought you were gay, too, Matthew."

Matt didn't answer for a few seconds. "Touché," he mumbled. Adam grinned in victory.

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"Miss Hardy, may I see you for a moment?"

Jeff walked down to Miss Sky's desk, his green messenger bag slung over his shoulder. "Jessica, you're starting to slip behind," the teacher said in concern. "Are you okay?"

"Just…a little bit confused sometimes," Jeff admitted with a small smile. "Alexis is trying to help me out. I'm starting to get it."

Velvet smiled. "If you need help, my door is always open," she offered.

"Thanks." Jeff walked out of the classroom and back to the room he shared with Alexis, tossing his bag onto his bed. Another girl, a brunette named Mickie James, was sitting on Alexis's bed with her legs crossed under her, a book in her hands.

"Hey, Jeff," she greeted, never looking up from her book as he closed the door.

"How…did you know it was me?" he asked in confusion.

Mickie smiled and looked up at him. "You still kind of walk like a guy," she told him. "It's easy. Besides," she looked down at her book, "no one else has the key to this room and Alex is already here."

"I still walk like a guy?" Jeff loosened his tie and tossed his blazer down on his bed.

"Yeah, it's kinda noticeable if you really watch." Alexis walked out of the bathroom and held up a black tanktop and a pair of white denim shorts. "Do you think this'll be fine for tonight?"

"Showing a lot of skin, aren't you?" Jeff teased, making the other blonde blush. "Showing off for Mark, aren't you?"

"Shut up and I'll let you borrow that silver dress that you love for the dance," Alexis bargained. She smiled when Jeff closed his mouth. "Better."

"Hey, how's Shawn been doing lately?" Jeff called as his roommate walked back into the bathroom to change.

"Been hanging out with Hunter a lot," she called back through the door.

Jeff turned his attention to the girl on the bed. "What about you, Mickie? Anything interesting going on with you lately?"

Mickie tried to hide her smile, but was failing considerably. "Jay finally asked me out," she admitted.

"What?" Jeff snatched the book out of her hands and kneeled in front of her. "He asked you out?"

"Finally!" Alexis called through the door.

"Tell me everything."

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I think this'll actually be pretty fun as it goes on. Most of the guys in here are bi, by the way. Just t' let you know.

And chapters will be longer as this goes on.