My Poem of Zim
By: Cartman's Girl

Notes: This poem, came to me at around 12.40pm on a Saturday night, and was written out by 12:50pm. Hence why it stinks. But it's the best I can do, so enjoy.

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Come little Irkens
Gather near and I'll begin
And you'll hear a tale
About an Irken named Zim
He was so very short
And not at all tall
But he thought
He was better then all
One day Zim went crazy
And ran quite amok
Causing many Irkens
To take cover and duck
So the Tallest
Being Purple and Red
Sent Zim away
And I don't mean to bed
Off to Food Courtia
To cook and to fry
Many believed this to be
Zim's final bye-bye
But many years later
Many were shivering in fear
For who else but
Zim did one day reappear
He begged for a mission
One just for him
Because the Tallest were wise
And Zim was quite dim
They tricked him into taking a SIR
Who wasn't so smart
It called itself GIR
So Zim and GIR went far away
Irkens hoped they wouldn't
Come back any day
They landed on a planet
One humans called Earth
There a base was set up
With gnome guards at the front
Security levels set high inside
Zim felt he'd rule within a month
Until Dib came along
With his head so very big
When he learnt of Zim he heard a song
Finally proof of alien life
Now he'd be world famous
Despite all his past strife
But sadly humans are dumb
As Zim will find out
They'd rather be sitting on bums
Then taking notice of him
So Dib will chase his alien
And he'll thwart all plans of Zim
For unless you've forgotten
That Zim is quite dim

[END!]